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nick 7th February 2012, 12:51 PM TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY Adenosine 7th February 2012, 01:00 PM Happy Birthday nick. What did you get? nick 7th February 2012, 01:29 PM Nothing yet. I'm hard to shop for, so I'm told, so I'll probably get gift cards. Or booze, apparently everyone is convinced I'm a heavy drinker. Adenosine 7th February 2012, 01:41 PM I'm told the same thing. That's why I'm getting my own present this year. Saves disappointment. My birthday is on Sunday. Hermit 7th February 2012, 02:34 PM For my birthday I got the umbilical cord cut.
There's something fundamentally wrong with my life. I've spent eight months trying to get out of a woman's womb. When I was about 13 or 14, I realised it was a big mistake to succeed four weeks early and spent the rest of my time since then getting back in to one at every opportunity I saw. gib 7th February 2012, 02:51 PM happy birthday nick! nick 7th February 2012, 03:30 PM Thanks, gib!! For my b...