My Shot at Catalyzing a MindRomp Mission page 1
FedUpWithFaith
11th February 2012, 10:28 PM
OK, I know this is a longshot, but I sent the following email to David Thorne, the NYT best-selling humorist and all around hilarious troll. Probably won't go anywhere but was worth a shot.
Subject: Thanks for the free laughs Mr. Thorne
Saturday, February 11, 2012 9:45 PM
From: "FedUpWithFaith" <fedupwithfaith@yahoo.com>
To: david@27bslash6.com
Dear David,
I was introduced to your hilarious work at the splinter of a splinter of a splinter of the old now-defunct Richard Dawkins forum (here: http://mindromp.org/forum/showthread.php?p=16975#post16975 (http://mindromp.org/forum/showthread.php?p=16975#post16975))
Your musings are the funniest I’ve read since Woody Allen’s “Without Feathers”. Funnier in fact, and a much better deal, as I paid $1.50 for his book in 1974 money and just read your website for nothing. So the laughter-to-dollar ratio with you has been infinite for me so far. And I plan to keep it that way by never buying your books. I am a cheapskate who prefers value over a good laugh.
As a fellow heathen, I have immensely enjoyed your various trollings of the faithful. But I’ll bet you could have just as much fun, if not more, trolling the thick heads of some atheists. I would love to see you troll the trolls at MindRomp above who fancy themselves an evolved elite; atheist dregs (and a few theists) banned from just about every other decent forum.
As an additional incentive, I gather you are single and given your proclivities probably willing to consider cheating if you aren’t. I think you would adore the reluctant leader of our forum named “Eloise”. She is a fellow Aussie like you, so she would understand your weird accent. She is also smart, funny, and quite lovely and I’m sure loves your sense of humor. Here’s her photo here (not the best I’ve seen):
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/charlou/redspecsfeb10b-1.jpg
I think she may still have more revealing photos of her breasts, buttocks and possibly even her vagina posted at another forum called Rationalia. But it’s in a special members section so you’ll probably have to make a stink to get in.
She does have a boyfriend but I think she would dump him for you in a Sydney-minute. She likes to disavow the connection in the forum and they don’t seem compatible. He is a retired truck driver who looks at least 25 years her senior and fancies himself a polymath. Here is his picture (the human with dark brown fur).
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x59/Hermit_graphics/Happy%20Snaps/35b5a11b.jpg
It should be obvious to you now why you should have a great shot with her. Frankly, I don’t know what she sees in him. He posted a pic of his penis at Rationalia once so I know it can’t be that.
I’d go after Eloise myself except my wife won’t have it, I prefer larger breasts, and Eloise has never forgiven me for disagreeing with her on the death penalty.
Best regards,
FedUpWithFaith (or Andy)
Subject: Thanks for the free laughs Mr. Thorne
Saturday, February 11, 2012 9:45 PM
From: "FedUpWithFaith" <fedupwithfaith@yahoo.com>
To: david@27bslash6.com
Dear David,
I was introduced to your hilarious work at the splinter of a splinter of a splinter of the old now-defunct Richard Dawkins forum (here: http://mindromp.org/forum/showthread.php?p=16975#post16975 (http://mindromp.org/forum/showthread.php?p=16975#post16975))
Your musings are the funniest I’ve read since Woody Allen’s “Without Feathers”. Funnier in fact, and a much better deal, as I paid $1.50 for his book in 1974 money and just read your website for nothing. So the laughter-to-dollar ratio with you has been infinite for me so far. And I plan to keep it that way by never buying your books. I am a cheapskate who prefers value over a good laugh.
As a fellow heathen, I have immensely enjoyed your various trollings of the faithful. But I’ll bet you could have just as much fun, if not more, trolling the thick heads of some atheists. I would love to see you troll the trolls at MindRomp above who fancy themselves an evolved elite; atheist dregs (and a few theists) banned from just about every other decent forum.
As an additional incentive, I gather you are single and given your proclivities probably willing to consider cheating if you aren’t. I think you would adore the reluctant leader of our forum named “Eloise”. She is a fellow Aussie like you, so she would understand your weird accent. She is also smart, funny, and quite lovely and I’m sure loves your sense of humor. Here’s her photo here (not the best I’ve seen):
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/charlou/redspecsfeb10b-1.jpg
I think she may still have more revealing photos of her breasts, buttocks and possibly even her vagina posted at another forum called Rationalia. But it’s in a special members section so you’ll probably have to make a stink to get in.
She does have a boyfriend but I think she would dump him for you in a Sydney-minute. She likes to disavow the connection in the forum and they don’t seem compatible. He is a retired truck driver who looks at least 25 years her senior and fancies himself a polymath. Here is his picture (the human with dark brown fur).
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x59/Hermit_graphics/Happy%20Snaps/35b5a11b.jpg
It should be obvious to you now why you should have a great shot with her. Frankly, I don’t know what she sees in him. He posted a pic of his penis at Rationalia once so I know it can’t be that.
I’d go after Eloise myself except my wife won’t have it, I prefer larger breasts, and Eloise has never forgiven me for disagreeing with her on the death penalty.
Best regards,
FedUpWithFaith (or Andy)
Teshi
11th February 2012, 10:49 PM
What the fuck.
oblivion
11th February 2012, 11:03 PM
pretty fucking creepy, actually. assuming it's not a joke.
FedUpWithFaith
11th February 2012, 11:05 PM
Uhggg, this place is hopeless. No sense of humor.
charlou
11th February 2012, 11:23 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/charlou/ddpan.gif
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/charlou/rofl.gif http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/charlou/rofl.gif
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/charlou/rofl.gif
I'd say that made my morning, but something else has ... It comes pretty fucking close though!
Ahhhh FUWF, I know everything's okay with the world now. Thanks for the laugh, you prick. :hug:
Fuck. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/charlou/lol.gif
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/charlou/rofl.gif http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/charlou/rofl.gif
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/charlou/rofl.gif
I'd say that made my morning, but something else has ... It comes pretty fucking close though!
Ahhhh FUWF, I know everything's okay with the world now. Thanks for the laugh, you prick. :hug:
Fuck. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/charlou/lol.gif
oblivion
11th February 2012, 11:25 PM
Uhggg, this place is hopeless. No sense of humor.
You put yourself out there repeatedly this way, ignoring the wtf signs you gather along the way, and eventually one of your jokes is likely to fall quite flat.
er...
haha you sure got me this time.
You put yourself out there repeatedly this way, ignoring the wtf signs you gather along the way, and eventually one of your jokes is likely to fall quite flat.
er...
haha you sure got me this time.
FedUpWithFaith
11th February 2012, 11:26 PM
Elouise,
I had "faith" you and Seraph would get it.
But WHEW (wipes sweat off brow)
To others: well, since you don't know me well, I can understand the context of your response. It wasn't meant to hurt any feelings and my sense of humor is very similar to Thorne's. I think if he were here, he'd do similar shit - just better.
I had "faith" you and Seraph would get it.
But WHEW (wipes sweat off brow)
To others: well, since you don't know me well, I can understand the context of your response. It wasn't meant to hurt any feelings and my sense of humor is very similar to Thorne's. I think if he were here, he'd do similar shit - just better.
nick
11th February 2012, 11:29 PM
You should have "faith" that I'm going to track you down and kill you in cold blood.
FedUpWithFaith
11th February 2012, 11:31 PM
Uhggg, this place is hopeless. No sense of humor.
You put yourself out there repeatedly this way, ignoring the wtf signs you gather along the way, and eventually one of your jokes is likely to fall quite flat.
er...
haha you sure got me this time.
I learned long ago if you play it safe with smilies to pre-soften everything, it loses it's edgyness. A lot of my stuff falls flat anyway. You can't learn and succeed though if you're afraid to fail.
You put yourself out there repeatedly this way, ignoring the wtf signs you gather along the way, and eventually one of your jokes is likely to fall quite flat.
er...
haha you sure got me this time.
I learned long ago if you play it safe with smilies to pre-soften everything, it loses it's edgyness. A lot of my stuff falls flat anyway. You can't learn and succeed though if you're afraid to fail.
charlou
11th February 2012, 11:31 PM
I don't know how Seraph will take it, but can't wait to see his reaction. :D
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/charlou/popcorn.gif
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/charlou/popcorn.gif
FedUpWithFaith
11th February 2012, 11:32 PM
You should have "faith" that I'm going to track you down and kill you in cold blood.
That's OK, I'm insured.
That's OK, I'm insured.
nick
11th February 2012, 11:33 PM
You'll be in Hell.
FedUpWithFaith
11th February 2012, 11:33 PM
I don't know how Seraph will take it, but can't wait to see his reaction. :D
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/charlou/popcorn.gif
He'll laugh and then say, "that fuckin FUWF". Maybe I have a higher opinion of him than you do.:D
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/charlou/popcorn.gif
He'll laugh and then say, "that fuckin FUWF". Maybe I have a higher opinion of him than you do.:D
Jerome
11th February 2012, 11:34 PM
Has he responded yet?
Exi5tentialist
11th February 2012, 11:34 PM
Elouise supports the death penalty? :stare:
charlou
11th February 2012, 11:40 PM
I don't know how Seraph will take it, but can't wait to see his reaction. :D
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/charlou/popcorn.gif
He'll laugh and then say, "that fuckin FUWF". Maybe I have a higher opinion of him than you do.:D
He will make pedantic corrections and retell your joke by way of explanation in his usual German way, is my prediction.
Either that, or "What the FUCK???.... pause, reading on .... >roar of laughter<" will reverberate around the globe. Keep an ear out for it.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/charlou/popcorn.gif
He'll laugh and then say, "that fuckin FUWF". Maybe I have a higher opinion of him than you do.:D
He will make pedantic corrections and retell your joke by way of explanation in his usual German way, is my prediction.
Either that, or "What the FUCK???.... pause, reading on .... >roar of laughter<" will reverberate around the globe. Keep an ear out for it.
FedUpWithFaith
11th February 2012, 11:42 PM
Elouise supports the death penalty? :stare:
Actually, neither of us do (did?) in any real-world sense. I did argue for it though on some theoretical assumptions that aren't pragmatic. We didn't like the way the other argued and that led to our first and biggest tiff. I can see at least Seraph never forgot it because he still brings up truth tables I used in the argument (the only time) and I think it was over 5 years ago! LOL
Actually, neither of us do (did?) in any real-world sense. I did argue for it though on some theoretical assumptions that aren't pragmatic. We didn't like the way the other argued and that led to our first and biggest tiff. I can see at least Seraph never forgot it because he still brings up truth tables I used in the argument (the only time) and I think it was over 5 years ago! LOL
charlou
11th February 2012, 11:42 PM
Elouise supports the death penalty? :stare:
Emphatically, no. Please don't pick old scabs. >:[
Emphatically, no. Please don't pick old scabs. >:[
FedUpWithFaith
11th February 2012, 11:43 PM
I don't know how Seraph will take it, but can't wait to see his reaction. :D
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/charlou/popcorn.gif
He'll laugh and then say, "that fuckin FUWF". Maybe I have a higher opinion of him than you do.:D
He will make pedantic corrections and retell your joke by way of explanation in his usual German way, is my prediction.
Either that, or "What the FUCK???.... pause, reading on .... >roar of laughter<" will reverberate around the globe. Keep an ear out for it.
Please get your video camera out, video it, and post it!!!!!!!!
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/charlou/popcorn.gif
He'll laugh and then say, "that fuckin FUWF". Maybe I have a higher opinion of him than you do.:D
He will make pedantic corrections and retell your joke by way of explanation in his usual German way, is my prediction.
Either that, or "What the FUCK???.... pause, reading on .... >roar of laughter<" will reverberate around the globe. Keep an ear out for it.
Please get your video camera out, video it, and post it!!!!!!!!
Exi5tentialist
11th February 2012, 11:50 PM
Elouise supports the death penalty? :stare:
Emphatically, no. Please don't pick old scabs. >:[
oh ok
Emphatically, no. Please don't pick old scabs. >:[
oh ok
charlou
11th February 2012, 11:53 PM
Elouise supports the death penalty? :stare:
Emphatically, no. Please don't pick old scabs. >:[
oh ok
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/charlou/whisper.gifStart a thread if you like ... I'm up for the challenge ... I think ... maybe :unsure:
Emphatically, no. Please don't pick old scabs. >:[
oh ok
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/charlou/whisper.gifStart a thread if you like ... I'm up for the challenge ... I think ... maybe :unsure:
FedUpWithFaith
12th February 2012, 12:18 AM
I'd say that made my morning, but something else has ... It comes pretty fucking close though!
Did the thing that came "pretty fucking close" actually involve fucking? Or perhaps cunnilingus? Prying eyes want to know...:D
Did the thing that came "pretty fucking close" actually involve fucking? Or perhaps cunnilingus? Prying eyes want to know...:D
charlou
12th February 2012, 12:35 AM
Now you're going too far http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/charlou/spank.gif
FedUpWithFaith
12th February 2012, 12:39 AM
Looks like a come-on if you ask me. I'm always up for a good spanking.
charlou
12th February 2012, 01:32 AM
ahhhh ... the natural balance is restored. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/charlou/Shiver.gif
Hermit
12th February 2012, 03:01 AM
I don't know how Seraph will take it, but can't wait to see his reaction. :D
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/charlou/popcorn.gif
He'll laugh and then say, "that fuckin FUWF". Maybe I have a higher opinion of him than you do.:D
He will make pedantic corrections and retell your joke by way of explanation in his usual German way, is my prediction.
Either that, or "What the FUCK???.... pause, reading on .... >roar of laughter<" will reverberate around the globe. Keep an ear out for it.
Pedantic? Check. You misspelt "simpleton". At least I hope that's how "polymath" got in there. If it's a case of wilful misrepresentation, it'll be lawyers at 20 paces, provided either of us can throw lawyers that far.
Apart from that, I did start with a "WTF", and a few lines into reading that this was quickly replaced by "Ayup. Typical FUWF stuff." So, yes, looks like I am quite predictable. The only speculation that wasn't quite right, concerns the laughing bit. I sort of got an internal chuckle from the general drift, and there were some nice touches here and there, but Exi5stentialist would have made a much better fist of writing it up; less lumbering, and with more lol type brief, quirky, absurd observations. Or maybe I did not laugh out loud because I have just woken up.
I give you a 6 out of 10, chiefly for effort.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/charlou/popcorn.gif
He'll laugh and then say, "that fuckin FUWF". Maybe I have a higher opinion of him than you do.:D
He will make pedantic corrections and retell your joke by way of explanation in his usual German way, is my prediction.
Either that, or "What the FUCK???.... pause, reading on .... >roar of laughter<" will reverberate around the globe. Keep an ear out for it.
Pedantic? Check. You misspelt "simpleton". At least I hope that's how "polymath" got in there. If it's a case of wilful misrepresentation, it'll be lawyers at 20 paces, provided either of us can throw lawyers that far.
Apart from that, I did start with a "WTF", and a few lines into reading that this was quickly replaced by "Ayup. Typical FUWF stuff." So, yes, looks like I am quite predictable. The only speculation that wasn't quite right, concerns the laughing bit. I sort of got an internal chuckle from the general drift, and there were some nice touches here and there, but Exi5stentialist would have made a much better fist of writing it up; less lumbering, and with more lol type brief, quirky, absurd observations. Or maybe I did not laugh out loud because I have just woken up.
I give you a 6 out of 10, chiefly for effort.
FedUpWithFaith
12th February 2012, 03:22 AM
Thanks Seraph,
I think 6/10 is high praise coming from you. I just wish you could see me right now. I'm literally giddy and girlishly giggling in self-satisfaction. I may have even just wet myself.
I was also flattered that you were stalking me on other forums the other day and when somebody else put a link at Rationalia to the Dawkins Archive (which I copied) I followed the thread to find you quoting something I'd said and forgotten about 5 years ago. - and it was flattering!
I think it's time to admit you are obsessed with me even more than I am obsessed with Eloise. I say you dump her and we have the bromance we both know will exceed any orgasm we could ever hope to have with our respective women. We may end up killing each other. But it will be ecstasy.
Love,
FUWF
I think 6/10 is high praise coming from you. I just wish you could see me right now. I'm literally giddy and girlishly giggling in self-satisfaction. I may have even just wet myself.
I was also flattered that you were stalking me on other forums the other day and when somebody else put a link at Rationalia to the Dawkins Archive (which I copied) I followed the thread to find you quoting something I'd said and forgotten about 5 years ago. - and it was flattering!
I think it's time to admit you are obsessed with me even more than I am obsessed with Eloise. I say you dump her and we have the bromance we both know will exceed any orgasm we could ever hope to have with our respective women. We may end up killing each other. But it will be ecstasy.
Love,
FUWF
Hermit
12th February 2012, 03:25 AM
You'd have to dispose of your wife first, yes?
FedUpWithFaith
12th February 2012, 03:26 AM
Consider it done once you give the word.:hug:
FedUpWithFaith
12th February 2012, 03:36 AM
Pedantic? Check. You misspelt "simpleton". At least I hope that's how "polymath" got in there.
Umm, please keep the posts and threads straight my friend.
Hate to be pedantic myself but "simpleton" is from my post here (http://mindromp.org/forum/showthread.php?p=18662#post18662) from your quoted spelling, which was correct.
I grant you that "fancies himself a polymath" is inconsistent with my agreeing with your "I am a simpleton". However, I assume one of these was tongue-in-cheek. Just not sure which one... :rolleyes:
Umm, please keep the posts and threads straight my friend.
Hate to be pedantic myself but "simpleton" is from my post here (http://mindromp.org/forum/showthread.php?p=18662#post18662) from your quoted spelling, which was correct.
I grant you that "fancies himself a polymath" is inconsistent with my agreeing with your "I am a simpleton". However, I assume one of these was tongue-in-cheek. Just not sure which one... :rolleyes:
Hermit
12th February 2012, 03:39 AM
Hate to be pedantic myself but "simpleton" is from my post here (http://mindromp.org/forum/showthread.php?p=18662#post18662) from your quoted spelling, which was correct.Maybe I should have spelt it out for you: "simpleton" is not spelt p-o-l-y-m-a-t-h.
FedUpWithFaith
12th February 2012, 03:42 AM
If I agree with with your obvious lesson in spelling, can we get down to the butt-sex?
Jerome
12th February 2012, 03:47 AM
http://mindromp.org/forum/showthread.php?t=517
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