Breaded Cats and Dogs page 1

amused
3rd February 2012, 01:58 AM
First it was http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oolong_%28rabbit%29
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0e/Oolong_the_Rabbit%27s_last_performance_%282003%29. jpg/601px-Oolong_the_Rabbit%27s_last_performance_%282003%29. jpg

Now it's

http://dailydish.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451c45669e20167618d3e99970b-550wi

and

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/7/2012/01/785a04a438ac8ee64bdd7952e0a35027.jpg

http://gawker.com/5881058/here-are-your-best-pictures-of-breaded-cats
nostrum
3rd February 2012, 02:53 AM
...at least the waffle was shopped onto the bunny rabbit...
Hermit
3rd February 2012, 05:28 AM
Buttered toast always lands on the floor with the buttered side down. Cats always land on the floor feet-first. Thus, attaching a slice of buttered toast to the back of a cat creates perpetual motion, and perhaps even anti-gravity.

http://littletinyfish.com/images/tumblr/cat-toast.gif

The Wikipedia has a neat summary (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttered_cat_paradox) on that, and there are many other sites dedicated to in-depth scientific analyses of this topic.


I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the Nyan Cat yet.
nick
3rd February 2012, 05:33 AM
My birthday is on Tuesday!
MSG
3rd February 2012, 07:51 AM
I was born on a Tuesday! In the Year of the Dragon! It's true! - but this year my birthday is on a Saturday.
MSG
3rd February 2012, 08:03 AM
Buttered toast always lands on the floor with the buttered side down. Cats always land on the floor feet-first. Thus, attaching a slice of buttered toast to the back of a cat creates perpetual motion, and perhaps even anti-gravity.

http://littletinyfish.com/images/tumblr/cat-toast.gif

The Wikipedia has a neat summary (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttered_cat_paradox) on that, and there are many other sites dedicated to in-depth scientific analyses of this topic.


I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the Nyan Cat yet.
Do you know the story about the humble Jewish man living in a ghetto in Poland in the 18th Century who dropped a slice of dark rye bread spread with honey and it landed honey side up? - He couldn't believe his good fortune so he went to his Rabbi and said, "Rabbi, how is it that I, a humble Jewish man living in this ghetto in Poland in the 18th Century can drop a slice of dark rye bread spread with honey and have it land honey side up? How can such good fortune befall a humble man like me?" And the Rabbi was perplexed, and perturbed, and told him that he would take the problem to the council of Rabbis and they would discuss it further and try to find an answer to this perplexing tale, which he did. And so it was that a few days later he came back to the humble Jewish man and explained that he had taken the problem to the council of Rabbis and they had discussed it and considered it and argued it from many angles and many differing points of view, and they had finally resolved that there was one and only one satisfactory answer to the question of how a humble Jewish man living in the ghetto in Poland in the 18th Century could have dropped a slice of dark rye bread spread with honey and had it land honey side up, and that was this: he had clearly spread the honey on the wrong side of the bread...



[boom, tish! I'll be here all week...]
nostrum
3rd February 2012, 12:22 PM
...playing the same number?
ericv00
3rd February 2012, 01:17 PM
...at least the waffle was shopped onto the bunny rabbit...
They are all shops.

I think that is the gag in the third one. The bread on cat is real, but THAT has been shopped onto another picture.
ericv00
3rd February 2012, 01:18 PM
Pretty sure anyway, I could be wrong.
amused
3rd February 2012, 01:25 PM
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the Nyan Cat yet.

http://nyan.cat/
amused
3rd February 2012, 01:44 PM
...at least the waffle was shopped onto the bunny rabbit...

Nope. Oolong is very talented!

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01571/rabbit-pancakes_1571206i.jpg

http://www.knittingandpurling.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/oolong-the-pancake-bunny-balancing-pastries-03.png
nostrum
3rd February 2012, 07:41 PM
....or his owner is.... in that special kind of way :staregonk:

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