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oblivion
23rd January 2012, 05:14 AM
How do you turn your photographic images into surreal bottom-of-the-tumbler amber dreams?
nostrum
23rd January 2012, 04:40 PM
How do you turn your photographic images into surreal bottom-of-the-tumbler amber dreams?

:nada:
Cunt
3rd February 2012, 12:50 AM
I am not too sure what you mean, oblivion, but there is a good chance weed and pirated software come into play..can you be more specific?
oblivion
7th February 2012, 05:28 AM
http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee174/Darren8306/BKPub.jpg

this one, for example. I know you answered in another thread, but didn't want to leave this thread hanging.
Cunt
7th February 2012, 05:59 AM
Forgive me if I forget something...
I take lunch at 1300 every Thursday with my sweetheart. She is excellent lunch company, and quite often pays.
On this particular Thursday, we went to a local pub called the Black Knight. Sat at the tables off the corner near the chalkboard, so as to have a long view to the back. (which is actually the front, but who would know? I set my Pentax K-5 with a Sigma f4-f5.6 on the table pointing behind me (that's my plaid shirt on the left). I don't remember the settings, though I would have looked. What I did was set it to TAv and went for something close to auto, but a bit darker. I would fight to find or remember the exact settings, but it doesn't matter as much as one might think, because then I bracketed the exposure. Took 5 shots at about 2 stops apart (automatically selected by the machine) and took them home.

With redneck music blaring (Corb Lund and the Hurtin Albertans or some such blather)
Corb Lund - Always Keep An Edge On Your Knife - YouTube

I would have fired up a doobie and adobe bridge and imported the shit, open all five in RAW and have a go at fixing everything excluding the exposure.

Lens correction, a bit of noise reduction. Probably nudge up the vibrance a bit too much, cause I'm like that. Um, other than that, I would click 'Done', rather than 'Open' and rest my mind a tic.

Next, I would hunt around a bit and look for Merge to HDR Pro.

It's in the Bridge toolbar:
Tools
>Photoshop
>Merge to HDR Pro...

Once in the panel it opens, I go through all the sliders (especially try the presets)

This one is probably the 'surrealistic' preset. Yummy stuff.

That help you at all?
oblivion
7th February 2012, 06:07 AM
It helps me appreciate it a bit more...understanding what is the camera's work and what is the postprocessing.
Adenosine
7th February 2012, 06:12 AM
Awesome. I am tres impressed Cunt.
Cunt
7th February 2012, 06:18 AM
Thanks, Adenosine and oblivion.
woodeneye
5th March 2012, 02:50 PM
How do you turn your photographic images into surreal bottom-of-the-tumbler amber dreams?
Why do you ask...?
oblivion
6th March 2012, 01:27 AM
because I like the effect. a lot.

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