Tips for playing as serial killer. page 1
Tardigrade
26th January 2012, 12:39 PM
1. Chaos reigns supreme. Your job is to mess up the flow of the game for everyone. Scum and town. Both sides will try get a plan in action which will be based on certain predictions on how the game will pan out. Your job is tear the unfolding.
2. Kill at random as much as possible. Pull names from a hat if you have to. People are disturbed by senseless killing. They will be incredulous at the choices made. It will throw them right off.
3 DO NOT play to win. Chances are you won't so play like you expect to go down in flames bringing as many as you can with you in the conflagration. Play for fun. For the kick of watching people flap about and try gather themselves in the aftermath. You're not there to win. You're there to sow discord and bring about ruination.
4. Act with impunity. Though you can expect to be vanquished act as if you won't be. This is not contradictory to above. Arrogance is key to fitting the profile of a true serial killer. Allow yourself to laugh every time town are on the wrong track altogether. Bask in your intellect as you watch another innocent take the fall for your wrongdoings. Get more careless with each killing anticipating town are too stupid to catch you. And when they do catch you go down mocking them in a raspy tone, make sure you rub it in a bit too. Town are your underlings. Nothing but the mere ants under the brilliance of your magnifying glass. Treat them as such.
Thank you for listening :]
2. Kill at random as much as possible. Pull names from a hat if you have to. People are disturbed by senseless killing. They will be incredulous at the choices made. It will throw them right off.
3 DO NOT play to win. Chances are you won't so play like you expect to go down in flames bringing as many as you can with you in the conflagration. Play for fun. For the kick of watching people flap about and try gather themselves in the aftermath. You're not there to win. You're there to sow discord and bring about ruination.
4. Act with impunity. Though you can expect to be vanquished act as if you won't be. This is not contradictory to above. Arrogance is key to fitting the profile of a true serial killer. Allow yourself to laugh every time town are on the wrong track altogether. Bask in your intellect as you watch another innocent take the fall for your wrongdoings. Get more careless with each killing anticipating town are too stupid to catch you. And when they do catch you go down mocking them in a raspy tone, make sure you rub it in a bit too. Town are your underlings. Nothing but the mere ants under the brilliance of your magnifying glass. Treat them as such.
Thank you for listening :]
nick
26th January 2012, 01:18 PM
Do you have any tips for actually being a serial killer?
Adenosine
26th January 2012, 01:19 PM
Awesome.
Adenosine
26th January 2012, 01:20 PM
Do you have any tips for actually being a serial killer?
Don't leave DNA.
Don't leave DNA.
nick
26th January 2012, 01:25 PM
Well that's pretty obvious.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not claiming I'm the greatest serial killer of all time, but even beginner serial killers starting out for the first time know that much.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not claiming I'm the greatest serial killer of all time, but even beginner serial killers starting out for the first time know that much.
Adenosine
26th January 2012, 01:27 PM
And yet it is so frequently forgotten in the heat of the moment.
gib
26th January 2012, 01:28 PM
Dexter is full of tips but the best way of disposing of the bodies isn't to dump them in the bay, that's too risky. Freeze the body THEN saw it into sections which can be thawed at leisure then fed to hounds. No one looks in dogshit for clues!
gib
26th January 2012, 01:31 PM
in mafia i would want to play SK so i could fakeclaim vig convincingly later on, but i have heard it said that you should just play that role for fun which seems like good advice too. For example if i were SK i would kill mindromp poster "divagreen" for fun.
nick
26th January 2012, 01:36 PM
Fake claiming vig won't get you to endgame but it might let you last longer than you otherwise would
divagreen
26th January 2012, 01:36 PM
in mafia i would want to play SK so i could fakeclaim vig convincingly later on, but i have heard it said that you should just play that role for fun which seems like good advice too. For example if i were SK i would kill mindromp poster "divagreen" for fun.
:ohmy:
:hehe:
:ohmy:
:hehe:
Cpt. Gender Injustice
26th January 2012, 01:38 PM
if you're sk or vig never claim hth
andrewclunn
26th January 2012, 02:19 PM
if you're sk or vig never claim hth
Yes, you're not an SK, you're a roll blocker... a permanent roll blocker ;)
Yes, you're not an SK, you're a roll blocker... a permanent roll blocker ;)
Tardigrade
26th January 2012, 02:21 PM
Do you have any tips for actually being a serial killer?
Actually, they're the same.
Actually, they're the same.
Jerome
26th January 2012, 02:27 PM
1. Chaos reigns supreme. Your job is to mess up the flow of the game for everyone. Scum and town. Both sides will try get a plan in action which will be based on certain predictions on how the game will pan out. Your job is tear the unfolding.
2. Kill at random as much as possible. Pull names from a hat if you have to. People are disturbed by senseless killing. They will be incredulous at the choices made. It will throw them right off.
3 DO NOT play to win. Chances are you won't so play like you expect to go down in flames bringing as many as you can with you in the conflagration. Play for fun. For the kick of watching people flap about and try gather themselves in the aftermath. You're not there to win. You're there to sow discord and bring about ruination.
4. Act with impunity. Though you can expect to be vanquished act as if you won't be. This is not contradictory to above. Arrogance is key to fitting the profile of a true serial killer. Allow yourself to laugh every time town are on the wrong track altogether. Bask in your intellect as you watch another innocent take the fall for your wrongdoings. Get more careless with each killing anticipating town are too stupid to catch you. And when they do catch you go down mocking them in a raspy tone, make sure you rub it in a bit too. Town are your underlings. Nothing but the mere ants under the brilliance of your magnifying glass. Treat them as such.
Thank you for listening :]
:yay::yay::yay:
2. Kill at random as much as possible. Pull names from a hat if you have to. People are disturbed by senseless killing. They will be incredulous at the choices made. It will throw them right off.
3 DO NOT play to win. Chances are you won't so play like you expect to go down in flames bringing as many as you can with you in the conflagration. Play for fun. For the kick of watching people flap about and try gather themselves in the aftermath. You're not there to win. You're there to sow discord and bring about ruination.
4. Act with impunity. Though you can expect to be vanquished act as if you won't be. This is not contradictory to above. Arrogance is key to fitting the profile of a true serial killer. Allow yourself to laugh every time town are on the wrong track altogether. Bask in your intellect as you watch another innocent take the fall for your wrongdoings. Get more careless with each killing anticipating town are too stupid to catch you. And when they do catch you go down mocking them in a raspy tone, make sure you rub it in a bit too. Town are your underlings. Nothing but the mere ants under the brilliance of your magnifying glass. Treat them as such.
Thank you for listening :]
:yay::yay::yay:
Fuzzy
26th January 2012, 02:46 PM
Last time I was the SK I made sure to tell everyone I planned to kill that I was going to kill them before I actually did! It was actually pretty entertaining.
nostrum
26th January 2012, 03:43 PM
1. Chaos reigns supreme. Your job is to mess up the flow of the game for everyone. Scum and town. Both sides will try get a plan in action which will be based on certain predictions on how the game will pan out. Your job is tear the unfolding.
2. Kill at random as much as possible. Pull names from a hat if you have to. People are disturbed by senseless killing. They will be incredulous at the choices made. It will throw them right off.
3 DO NOT play to win. Chances are you won't so play like you expect to go down in flames bringing as many as you can with you in the conflagration. Play for fun. For the kick of watching people flap about and try gather themselves in the aftermath. You're not there to win. You're there to sow discord and bring about ruination.
4. Act with impunity. Though you can expect to be vanquished act as if you won't be. This is not contradictory to above. Arrogance is key to fitting the profile of a true serial killer. Allow yourself to laugh every time town are on the wrong track altogether. Bask in your intellect as you watch another innocent take the fall for your wrongdoings. Get more careless with each killing anticipating town are too stupid to catch you. And when they do catch you go down mocking them in a raspy tone, make sure you rub it in a bit too. Town are your underlings. Nothing but the mere ants under the brilliance of your magnifying glass. Treat them as such.
Thank you for listening :]
You're just bitter about being the day 1 lynch the last time you got SK :smug:
2. Kill at random as much as possible. Pull names from a hat if you have to. People are disturbed by senseless killing. They will be incredulous at the choices made. It will throw them right off.
3 DO NOT play to win. Chances are you won't so play like you expect to go down in flames bringing as many as you can with you in the conflagration. Play for fun. For the kick of watching people flap about and try gather themselves in the aftermath. You're not there to win. You're there to sow discord and bring about ruination.
4. Act with impunity. Though you can expect to be vanquished act as if you won't be. This is not contradictory to above. Arrogance is key to fitting the profile of a true serial killer. Allow yourself to laugh every time town are on the wrong track altogether. Bask in your intellect as you watch another innocent take the fall for your wrongdoings. Get more careless with each killing anticipating town are too stupid to catch you. And when they do catch you go down mocking them in a raspy tone, make sure you rub it in a bit too. Town are your underlings. Nothing but the mere ants under the brilliance of your magnifying glass. Treat them as such.
Thank you for listening :]
You're just bitter about being the day 1 lynch the last time you got SK :smug:
nostrum
26th January 2012, 03:44 PM
Last time I was the SK I made sure to tell everyone I planned to kill that I was going to kill them before I actually did! It was actually pretty entertaining.
Yes that was funny
Yes that was funny
Fuzzy
26th January 2012, 03:50 PM
I love playing mafia for fun and friendship.
Tardigrade
26th January 2012, 04:40 PM
1. Chaos reigns supreme. Your job is to mess up the flow of the game for everyone. Scum and town. Both sides will try get a plan in action which will be based on certain predictions on how the game will pan out. Your job is tear the unfolding.
2. Kill at random as much as possible. Pull names from a hat if you have to. People are disturbed by senseless killing. They will be incredulous at the choices made. It will throw them right off.
3 DO NOT play to win. Chances are you won't so play like you expect to go down in flames bringing as many as you can with you in the conflagration. Play for fun. For the kick of watching people flap about and try gather themselves in the aftermath. You're not there to win. You're there to sow discord and bring about ruination.
4. Act with impunity. Though you can expect to be vanquished act as if you won't be. This is not contradictory to above. Arrogance is key to fitting the profile of a true serial killer. Allow yourself to laugh every time town are on the wrong track altogether. Bask in your intellect as you watch another innocent take the fall for your wrongdoings. Get more careless with each killing anticipating town are too stupid to catch you. And when they do catch you go down mocking them in a raspy tone, make sure you rub it in a bit too. Town are your underlings. Nothing but the mere ants under the brilliance of your magnifying glass. Treat them as such.
Thank you for listening :]
You're just bitter about being the day 1 lynch the last time you got SK :smug:
>:[ It was a bad day for everyone.
2. Kill at random as much as possible. Pull names from a hat if you have to. People are disturbed by senseless killing. They will be incredulous at the choices made. It will throw them right off.
3 DO NOT play to win. Chances are you won't so play like you expect to go down in flames bringing as many as you can with you in the conflagration. Play for fun. For the kick of watching people flap about and try gather themselves in the aftermath. You're not there to win. You're there to sow discord and bring about ruination.
4. Act with impunity. Though you can expect to be vanquished act as if you won't be. This is not contradictory to above. Arrogance is key to fitting the profile of a true serial killer. Allow yourself to laugh every time town are on the wrong track altogether. Bask in your intellect as you watch another innocent take the fall for your wrongdoings. Get more careless with each killing anticipating town are too stupid to catch you. And when they do catch you go down mocking them in a raspy tone, make sure you rub it in a bit too. Town are your underlings. Nothing but the mere ants under the brilliance of your magnifying glass. Treat them as such.
Thank you for listening :]
You're just bitter about being the day 1 lynch the last time you got SK :smug:
>:[ It was a bad day for everyone.
oblivion
26th January 2012, 04:48 PM
I take a slightly different approach to the SK role.
nostrum
26th January 2012, 05:28 PM
I take a slightly different approach to the SK role.
no room for 'noble savage' next to 'code monkey', huh :p
no room for 'noble savage' next to 'code monkey', huh :p
Tardigrade
26th January 2012, 05:57 PM
I take a slightly different approach to the SK role.
Boo!
Boo!
divagreen
26th January 2012, 06:02 PM
I take a slightly different approach to the SK role.
An Sk role is like the holy grail in Mafia games, IMO. What is your approach?
An Sk role is like the holy grail in Mafia games, IMO. What is your approach?
oblivion
26th January 2012, 06:04 PM
I take a slightly different approach to the SK role.
An Sk role is like the holy grail in Mafia games, IMO. What is your approach?
barn cat bringing supper into the kitchen for town.
An Sk role is like the holy grail in Mafia games, IMO. What is your approach?
barn cat bringing supper into the kitchen for town.
borealis
26th January 2012, 06:06 PM
Bet Ob means making an alliance with town. That can work as long as the sk isn't last man standing or has some other nightmare win condition.
One of my few really successful games was as sk and I won with town in an agreed alliance.
One of my few really successful games was as sk and I won with town in an agreed alliance.
borealis
26th January 2012, 06:06 PM
I like Ob's description better.
Tardigrade
26th January 2012, 06:09 PM
Pah! Women with their 'alliances' and 'friendships'. Go watch MLP or something.
divagreen
26th January 2012, 06:12 PM
Pah! Women with their 'alliances' and 'friendships'. Go watch MLP or something.
Tis right, you never did get Hannah. :no:
Tis right, you never did get Hannah. :no:
nick
26th January 2012, 06:12 PM
SK can't win with the town
Tardigrade
26th January 2012, 06:16 PM
Pah! Women with their 'alliances' and 'friendships'. Go watch MLP or something.
Tis right, you never did get Hannah. :no:
Don't worry. I'll get her someday http://rationalia.com/forum/images/smilies/naughty.gif
Tis right, you never did get Hannah. :no:
Don't worry. I'll get her someday http://rationalia.com/forum/images/smilies/naughty.gif
borealis
26th January 2012, 06:19 PM
SK can't win with the town
No, Nick, you can't win with town as sk.
No, Nick, you can't win with town as sk.
borealis
26th January 2012, 06:21 PM
Pah! Women with their 'alliances' and 'friendships'. Go watch MLP or something.
This is why I think women originally tamed wolves into dogs. Men would have just ate ALL the puppies.
This is why I think women originally tamed wolves into dogs. Men would have just ate ALL the puppies.
Tardigrade
26th January 2012, 06:24 PM
Pah! Women with their 'alliances' and 'friendships'. Go watch MLP or something.
This is why I think women originally tamed wolves into dogs. Men would have just ate ALL the puppies.
I'm pretty sure dogs were originally found usful for hunting, not weaving baskets.
:cheer:
This is why I think women originally tamed wolves into dogs. Men would have just ate ALL the puppies.
I'm pretty sure dogs were originally found usful for hunting, not weaving baskets.
:cheer:
borealis
26th January 2012, 08:31 PM
Pah! Women with their 'alliances' and 'friendships'. Go watch MLP or something.
This is why I think women originally tamed wolves into dogs. Men would have just ate ALL the puppies.
I'm pretty sure dogs were originally found usful for hunting, not weaving baskets.
:cheer:
Dogs are very useful in hunting small game like birds and rabbits, and there is a substantial amount of research that indicates prehistoric women were likely very much involved in small game hunting as an aspect of foraging.
Some woman probably took in a puppy, kept it because of women's innate liking for cuteness (:stare:), and as it grew older thought 'wow, this thing would really be a help if I could get it to chase birds my way when I'm out pulling up edible tubers'.
I'd have done the same myself.
ETA: If I could have kept the man from eating it, that is.
This is why I think women originally tamed wolves into dogs. Men would have just ate ALL the puppies.
I'm pretty sure dogs were originally found usful for hunting, not weaving baskets.
:cheer:
Dogs are very useful in hunting small game like birds and rabbits, and there is a substantial amount of research that indicates prehistoric women were likely very much involved in small game hunting as an aspect of foraging.
Some woman probably took in a puppy, kept it because of women's innate liking for cuteness (:stare:), and as it grew older thought 'wow, this thing would really be a help if I could get it to chase birds my way when I'm out pulling up edible tubers'.
I'd have done the same myself.
ETA: If I could have kept the man from eating it, that is.
MSG
26th January 2012, 10:47 PM
Well that's pretty obvious.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not claiming I'm the greatest serial killer of all time, but even beginner serial killers starting out for the first time know that much.
it's very disappointing when you claim not to be the best at something
Don't get me wrong, I'm not claiming I'm the greatest serial killer of all time, but even beginner serial killers starting out for the first time know that much.
it's very disappointing when you claim not to be the best at something
gib
26th January 2012, 11:55 PM
hmm
ericv00
27th January 2012, 12:24 AM
Pah! Women with their 'alliances' and 'friendships'. Go watch MLP or something.
This is why I think women originally tamed wolves into dogs. Men would have just ate ALL the puppies.
The same is true about atheists. Only good Christians could have tamed the dog. That's why all dogs go to heaven.
This is why I think women originally tamed wolves into dogs. Men would have just ate ALL the puppies.
The same is true about atheists. Only good Christians could have tamed the dog. That's why all dogs go to heaven.
Cunt
27th January 2012, 01:32 AM
I think the origins of canine domestication are likely a bit more brutal than that. F'rinstance, the fucking scavengers would have crept closer and closer to human kill-sites, and eventually, the ones which the humans didn't hate enough to kill found their niche. Next they would creep into the settlements...then onward.
The woman nurturing the cute puppy came later, say, the 80's or early 90's.
The woman nurturing the cute puppy came later, say, the 80's or early 90's.
Jerome
27th January 2012, 01:38 AM
http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/mt/assets/national/hitchhiking%20hippie-thumb.jpg
Bolero
29th January 2012, 01:36 PM
I agree with ob about the SK play.
Scum-hunt hard and get them out of the way - you don't want to be left at endgame with a bunch of scum who know who each other are and know for sure you're the odd man out. At least if you've only got town left, they're in the dark and will shoot at each other as much as you...
...at least that's how I did it the only time I've ever done it....
...and I bloody won.
:o:D
Scum-hunt hard and get them out of the way - you don't want to be left at endgame with a bunch of scum who know who each other are and know for sure you're the odd man out. At least if you've only got town left, they're in the dark and will shoot at each other as much as you...
...at least that's how I did it the only time I've ever done it....
...and I bloody won.
:o:D
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