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nick
7th February 2012, 12:51 PM
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY
Adenosine
7th February 2012, 01:00 PM
Happy Birthday nick. What did you get?
nick
7th February 2012, 01:29 PM
Nothing yet.

I'm hard to shop for, so I'm told, so I'll probably get gift cards.

Or booze, apparently everyone is convinced I'm a heavy drinker.
Adenosine
7th February 2012, 01:41 PM
I'm told the same thing. That's why I'm getting my own present this year. Saves disappointment. My birthday is on Sunday.
Hermit
7th February 2012, 02:34 PM
For my birthday I got the umbilical cord cut.

There's something fundamentally wrong with my life. I've spent eight months trying to get out of a woman's womb. When I was about 13 or 14, I realised it was a big mistake to succeed four weeks early and spent the rest of my time since then getting back in to one at every opportunity I saw.
gib
7th February 2012, 02:51 PM
happy birthday nick!
nick
7th February 2012, 03:30 PM
Thanks, gib!!

For my birthday I got the umbilical cord cut.

There's something fundamentally wrong with my life. I've spent eight months trying to get out of a woman's womb. When I was about 13 or 14, I realised it was a big mistake to succeed four weeks early and spent the rest of my time since then getting back in to one at every opportunity I saw.

Kill yourself.
FedUpWithFaith
7th February 2012, 03:37 PM
meh
Sugreeva
7th February 2012, 04:18 PM
Happy Birthday Nicholas!
divagreen
7th February 2012, 04:23 PM
Happy Birthday Nick!
Facetious
7th February 2012, 04:25 PM
Happy Birthday - again. You share a birthday with Charles Dickens btw.
nick
7th February 2012, 04:55 PM
DICKENS!!! :whyyou:
FedUpWithFaith
7th February 2012, 05:12 PM
I say "meh" again
rudeigineile
7th February 2012, 06:19 PM
Joseph Mengele Died on this day in 1979.......or did he?

Happy Bday Nick did you know you share a birthday with my friend Bartholomew Roberts, weird but true.

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FedUpWithFaith
7th February 2012, 06:27 PM
I hope you gave salutations to Mr. Mellow in his birthday thread too. He is more worthy.
rudeigineile
7th February 2012, 07:04 PM
I hope you gave salutations to Mr. Mellow in his birthday thread too. He is more worthy.

Is that a euphemism? :stare:

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