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Matty the Damned
3rd February 2012, 01:59 PM
So I'm like totally hanging out at Rationalia and some wannabe nebbish cheerleader calling herself "Oblivion" tells me that this is place to be.
The registration process suggests otherwise.
But here I am anyway.
I am Matty the Damned. I am a Latter Day Troll and the Flame Baiter Supreme.
I have been banned from all the best forums on the Electronic Pornography Delivery System and I intend to be banned from this one.
Understand this: I have not read your forum "rules" or "agreement" or "spit on my hand and promise to be my friend" thread.
In token whereof I offer this:
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/7993042/rabbipf3.jpg
I hope you cunts keep kosher.
Best regards,
MtD
The registration process suggests otherwise.
But here I am anyway.
I am Matty the Damned. I am a Latter Day Troll and the Flame Baiter Supreme.
I have been banned from all the best forums on the Electronic Pornography Delivery System and I intend to be banned from this one.
Understand this: I have not read your forum "rules" or "agreement" or "spit on my hand and promise to be my friend" thread.
In token whereof I offer this:
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/7993042/rabbipf3.jpg
I hope you cunts keep kosher.
Best regards,
MtD
amused
3rd February 2012, 02:11 PM
Well alrighty then, it's on!
Matty the Damned
3rd February 2012, 02:12 PM
Well alrighty then, it's on!
I believe it is.
Who the fuck are you? :wave:
MtD
I believe it is.
Who the fuck are you? :wave:
MtD
divagreen
3rd February 2012, 02:25 PM
Hey Matty! Welcome. :)
They have a no banning policy in place so good luck with that.
And to be honest your attempts at trolling on RatSkep were meh.
They have a no banning policy in place so good luck with that.
And to be honest your attempts at trolling on RatSkep were meh.
ksen
3rd February 2012, 02:28 PM
The best trolls don't even know they are trolls.
Matty the Damned
3rd February 2012, 02:36 PM
Hey Matty! Welcome. :)
They have a no banning policy in place so good luck with that.
Yeah, we'll see.
And to be honest your attempts at trolling on RatSkep were meh.
And, to be honest, you're still a brain dead cum latrine but what's a girl to do?
MtD
They have a no banning policy in place so good luck with that.
Yeah, we'll see.
And to be honest your attempts at trolling on RatSkep were meh.
And, to be honest, you're still a brain dead cum latrine but what's a girl to do?
MtD
Matty the Damned
3rd February 2012, 02:37 PM
The best trolls don't even know they are trolls.
Do you even know you're online?
MtD
Do you even know you're online?
MtD
oblivion
3rd February 2012, 02:39 PM
Well, hi there. Glad you eventually read my PM. I saw that you had been suspended from ratz and wasn't sure if you'd come back after that.
amused
3rd February 2012, 02:39 PM
Well alrighty then, it's on!
I believe it is.
Who the fuck are you? :wave:
MtD
Reported
:thumbsup:
I believe it is.
Who the fuck are you? :wave:
MtD
Reported
:thumbsup:
nick
3rd February 2012, 02:39 PM
Wow
ksen
3rd February 2012, 02:41 PM
The best trolls don't even know they are trolls.
Do you even know you're online?
MtD
lame
Do you even know you're online?
MtD
lame
Matty the Damned
3rd February 2012, 02:49 PM
So let me get this right.
First there was the RDFS forums.
Which begat RatSkep and Rationalia in some sort of parallel circle-jerk.
Which begat this 117 member strong proto-cult.
The real question here is which one of you bedwetters decided vBulletin was the way to go?
MtD
First there was the RDFS forums.
Which begat RatSkep and Rationalia in some sort of parallel circle-jerk.
Which begat this 117 member strong proto-cult.
The real question here is which one of you bedwetters decided vBulletin was the way to go?
MtD
Hermit
3rd February 2012, 03:15 PM
So let me get this right.
First there was the RDFS forums.
Which begat RatSkep and Rationalia in some sort of parallel circle-jerk.
Which begat this 117 member strong proto-cult.
The real question here is which one of you bedwetters decided vBulletin was the way to go?
MtD
Oh well, at least we are pleasuring each other. You're just jerking yourself.
Also, you left the Thinking Aloud forum out. That's the one that 'begat' Rationalia.
First there was the RDFS forums.
Which begat RatSkep and Rationalia in some sort of parallel circle-jerk.
Which begat this 117 member strong proto-cult.
The real question here is which one of you bedwetters decided vBulletin was the way to go?
MtD
Oh well, at least we are pleasuring each other. You're just jerking yourself.
Also, you left the Thinking Aloud forum out. That's the one that 'begat' Rationalia.
divagreen
3rd February 2012, 03:21 PM
Hey Matty! Welcome. :)
They have a no banning policy in place so good luck with that.
Yeah, we'll see.
And to be honest your attempts at trolling on RatSkep were meh.And, to be honest, you're still a brain dead cum latrine but what's a girl to do?
MtD
http://leafprobably.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/wonder.jpg
They have a no banning policy in place so good luck with that.
Yeah, we'll see.
And to be honest your attempts at trolling on RatSkep were meh.And, to be honest, you're still a brain dead cum latrine but what's a girl to do?
MtD
http://leafprobably.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/wonder.jpg
Matty the Damned
3rd February 2012, 03:23 PM
So let me get this right.
First there was the RDFS forums.
Which begat RatSkep and Rationalia in some sort of parallel circle-jerk.
Which begat this 117 member strong proto-cult.
The real question here is which one of you bedwetters decided vBulletin was the way to go?
MtD
Oh well, at least we are pleasuring each other. You're just jerking yourself.
Shit, Dorothy Parker lives. You should print your posts out so you can read them to your adoring fans at Wikipedia meet ups.
Also, you left the Thinking Aloud forum out. That's the one that 'begat' Rationalia.
To be frank, the whole smeg smear of Brit Atheist Forums has always bored me titless.
Especially RatSkep, who thought it would wise to let the Bosch run a forum?
MtD
First there was the RDFS forums.
Which begat RatSkep and Rationalia in some sort of parallel circle-jerk.
Which begat this 117 member strong proto-cult.
The real question here is which one of you bedwetters decided vBulletin was the way to go?
MtD
Oh well, at least we are pleasuring each other. You're just jerking yourself.
Shit, Dorothy Parker lives. You should print your posts out so you can read them to your adoring fans at Wikipedia meet ups.
Also, you left the Thinking Aloud forum out. That's the one that 'begat' Rationalia.
To be frank, the whole smeg smear of Brit Atheist Forums has always bored me titless.
Especially RatSkep, who thought it would wise to let the Bosch run a forum?
MtD
PermanentlyEphemeral
3rd February 2012, 03:24 PM
His sails unfurled
His arms spread wide
His arms spread wide
Matty the Damned
3rd February 2012, 03:26 PM
His sails unfurled
His arms spread wide
Let me guess, you flunked out of an Anglican seminary for touching up the lector?
MtD
His arms spread wide
Let me guess, you flunked out of an Anglican seminary for touching up the lector?
MtD
Sugreeva
3rd February 2012, 04:09 PM
Wow
Matty the Damned
3rd February 2012, 04:35 PM
Wow
It would seem so, turd.
MtD
It would seem so, turd.
MtD
PermanentlyEphemeral
3rd February 2012, 05:07 PM
His sails unfurled
His arms spread wide
Let me guess, you flunked out of an Anglican seminary for touching up the lector?
MtD
That is so far off that I don't see the connection from what I quoted to that comment.
And I"m really curious as to the connection.
oh and I odn't know why Sugreeva said "wow" instead of :facepalm:
I mean if a time ever called out for this smilely this is it.
His arms spread wide
Let me guess, you flunked out of an Anglican seminary for touching up the lector?
MtD
That is so far off that I don't see the connection from what I quoted to that comment.
And I"m really curious as to the connection.
oh and I odn't know why Sugreeva said "wow" instead of :facepalm:
I mean if a time ever called out for this smilely this is it.
nostrum
3rd February 2012, 07:39 PM
Welcome MtD :hiya:
Brother Daniel
3rd February 2012, 11:52 PM
Let us pray for this pitiable lost soul.
FedUpWithFaith
4th February 2012, 12:53 AM
i like this guy.
And with that pic i hope he adds something constructive to the breast-feeding thread.
Sounds like a piker tho.
And with that pic i hope he adds something constructive to the breast-feeding thread.
Sounds like a piker tho.
nick
4th February 2012, 03:14 AM
Is that a guy with a pole arm in a phalanx?
Supernaut
4th February 2012, 03:59 AM
Let us pray for this pitiable lost soul.
May the Lord our Savior have mercy on his wretched soul!!
May the Lord our Savior have mercy on his wretched soul!!
Grumps
4th February 2012, 01:37 PM
Wow
It would seem so, turd.
MtD
Well done. Please, continue.
It would seem so, turd.
MtD
Well done. Please, continue.
Adenosine
4th February 2012, 01:45 PM
G'day MtD. I'd say make yourself at home but it appears you already have, including a stain on the rug. I hope it's vomit.
charlou
6th February 2012, 02:16 PM
I prefer a nice semen stain Rorschach inkblot, myself. :)
Gallstones
12th February 2012, 06:22 AM
You are funny Matty, but I have to know, do you spend a lot of time alone?
O'b. J. Darte
12th February 2012, 06:59 AM
This site has the potential of becoming an awful US sitcom.
PermanentlyEphemeral
13th February 2012, 01:01 AM
This site has the potential of becoming an awful US sitcom.
could be worse much worse.
It could become an awful Canadian sitcom.
Look up The Trouble with Tracey.
could be worse much worse.
It could become an awful Canadian sitcom.
Look up The Trouble with Tracey.
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