The ^That which is not posted^ Thread page 6

Requiem

26th June 2015, 11:59 PM

Is glad it's still 'last night' where he is, from TW's perspective.

Reflects that it feels like being granted foresight, and a longer life.

Pities the deprivation thus experienced by "the Aussie".

Posts :awesome: for the hell of it.

MSG

27th June 2015, 12:58 AM

Makes obscure reference to a post from the previous page, to the effect that nostrum can't have been referring to him, because he doesn't like banjos

nostrum

27th June 2015, 02:24 AM

stirs the pot

borealis

27th June 2015, 02:38 AM

Notes that only cat-hating curmudgeons hate banjos, possibly because they don't have catgut strings. :suspicious:

borealis

27th June 2015, 02:39 AM

We need a :suspicious: smilie.

borealis

27th June 2015, 02:42 AM

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ae/Suspicion.jpg/220px-Suspicion.jpg

nostrum

27th June 2015, 02:42 AM

waits for bor to ask gonzo and be told to get out of the forum

nostrum

27th June 2015, 02:43 AM

posts : frysees : and wonders if that would work

Zeluvia

27th June 2015, 02:43 AM

:sus:

MSG

27th June 2015, 02:44 AM

is of the opinion that the :shifty: smiley is adequate for the purpose identified

adds eta including :shifty:

nostrum

27th June 2015, 02:45 AM

wonders why zel has posted a minion in a school-yard-loitering trench coat

nostrum

27th June 2015, 02:45 AM

discovers with horror that MSG doesn't get the subtleties of the shifty smiley

borealis

27th June 2015, 02:50 AM

Vehemently agrees with nostrum's assessment of MSG's grasp of subtlety.

borealis

27th June 2015, 02:51 AM

:sus:

That is more 'acting suspicious' than suspicious.

:frysees: is closer but not quite.

MSG

27th June 2015, 02:53 AM

comment on MindRomp meta-discussion concerning smiley use. satisfaction that such a discussion can engender vehement emotion.

borealis

27th June 2015, 03:08 AM

Remarks that smilies are a likely subset in the created category mindromps, so discussion not surprising.

MSG

27th June 2015, 03:13 AM

rejoinder to the effect that such a discussion not being surprising is part of the charm of mindromping

borealis

27th June 2015, 03:14 AM

Retroactively approves of the prescience of the person who came up with the name.

MSG

27th June 2015, 03:19 AM

reminds fellow mindrompers there is an unfinished hangman game awaiting their input

nostrum

27th June 2015, 03:26 AM

works instead on further refining an already over engineered spreadsheet relating to a message board game

borealis

27th June 2015, 03:26 AM

Hastens to investigate.

Majiffy

27th June 2015, 04:42 AM

Wonders if we can go back to talking about universals.

Was going to write his thesis as an outright assault on universals with a later apologetic insofar as we could not live life truly accepting the fact that they do not exist - much like his general stance on determinism - but opted instead to go with socio-political philosophy because metaphysics is :gun:

nostrum

27th June 2015, 05:06 AM

drops into the conversation that psychology works on the foundation of constrained free will over determinism

sidles away

Hermit

27th June 2015, 06:16 AM

discovers with horror that MSG doesn't get the subtleties of the shifty smileyMisreads "subtleties" as "subtitles". Upon discovery of mistake realises that the meaning had not changed with the misreading.

Timewave

27th June 2015, 06:20 AM

watches a marine mammal sidle with interest.

has micro answers for macro questions, wonders if they will do?

MSG

27th June 2015, 06:22 AM

comments that it's Timewave's posts that need subtitles

Timewave

27th June 2015, 08:25 AM

comments that it's Timewave's posts that need subtitles

Picks the easy low lying fruit.
By wondering if it is not msg's missing of subtlety, that is the issue.

Goes back to work on the email planned for the janitors at mindromp.

nostrum

27th June 2015, 08:39 AM

feels the tensions rising in the thread; simultaneously wonders if smilies' subtitles could be the way forward and whether the word 'exquisite' can be put to good use in the current situation

Carlsson

27th June 2015, 11:47 AM

admires the above posters behind

Timewave

27th June 2015, 11:50 AM

thinks about, this, that and the other thing.

nostrum

27th June 2015, 11:54 AM

hurt feelings, of not being in the above above poster's favourite two posters, are possibly attenuated

likes the word attenuated and resolves to use it in at least every third post

Carlsson

27th June 2015, 11:57 AM

googles attenuated

Majiffy

29th June 2015, 02:08 AM

drops into the conversation that psychology works on the foundation of constrained free will over determinism

sidles away
ponders if psychology actually does anything meaningful anyway

follows up that maybe its because it rejects the objective truth of determinism by definition

nostrum

29th June 2015, 04:30 AM

cowers in case req drops by

nostrum

29th June 2015, 04:30 AM

uses "attenuated" in post

Timewave

29th June 2015, 07:11 AM

was wandering around wondering if attenuate meant what i thought it meant.
I thought it was thinning, no, um. Anyway, one of those words that make perfect sense in context but can be difficult to pin down, like bead and beading.

If anyone is interested, they can give me a linky thinky to the beady thread. I got more info, but haven't really focused on finding it.

Anyway, I have in my Hand a Real Book----
The Oxford English Reference Book.
One of many different interesting big, big books I got when I was in the Folio Book Club.

Attenuate verb & adjective.
1/ Make thin
2/ reduce in force, value or virulence
3/ reduce the amplitude of.
Attenuated
1/ slender
2/tapering gradually
3/rarefied.

Requiem

29th June 2015, 09:25 PM

cowers in case req drops by
wonders if he should do anything to attenuate nostrum's fears.

MSG

29th June 2015, 09:27 PM

Makes a joke comment not involving the word attenuate

gib

29th June 2015, 10:55 PM

says lol but doesn't mean it

nostrum

29th June 2015, 11:09 PM

realises that gib has self-attentuated in the last 12 hours or so

MSG

29th June 2015, 11:17 PM

is distressed by the revelation that someone would say lol insincerely

Requiem

29th June 2015, 11:40 PM

lol

:awesome:

enjoyed making this post

Timewave

29th June 2015, 11:52 PM

realises that gib has self-attentuated in the last 12 hours or so

suspects poster is just making it up.
does not use word attenuates,
thinks this thread is already stretched to thin.

Requiem

29th June 2015, 11:57 PM

announces decision to post in rhyme, for the rest of time, it will be my line, if only i could whine, more fun would be mine, and more suffering thine, which is all just fine.

nostrum

30th June 2015, 12:23 AM

thinks req jests, but thinks he's the best; he should give it a rest, at everyone's behest

MSG

30th June 2015, 12:24 AM

wonders if anyone else uses number of yays as a measure of post worth, and thence a proxy for self-worth

MSG

30th June 2015, 12:26 AM

hasty clarification that he doesn't rely on post yays for self-validation. accidental inclusion of :shifty: smiley

Timewave

30th June 2015, 12:29 AM

wonders why previous poster would paint him, her or it's self into a corner.

borealis

30th June 2015, 01:07 AM

Reluctantly mentions mindromp does seem a bit skewed to the intellectually masochistic side.

Majiffy

30th June 2015, 01:26 AM

Once had an mp3 player with an attenuate function.

Found it invaluable, wish more mp3 players had them.

Should really work for a company that makes mp3 players so he can tell them how to make the best of all possible mp3 players and finally overtake that iPod thing all the kids are crazy about lately.

MSG

30th June 2015, 08:42 AM

Ironic post mocking references to obsolete musical technology, using quotation marks around the word iPod, and incorporating the word antediluvian.

nostrum

30th June 2015, 10:54 AM

last ditch attempt at a rerail

Facetious

30th June 2015, 10:56 AM

derails nostrums rerail

borealis

30th June 2015, 11:10 AM

gently derides everyone in thread.

nostrum

30th June 2015, 11:13 AM

relates a story about the word "agnostic" being used in a finance meeting, relating to finance-y stuff

MSG

30th June 2015, 11:15 AM

obscure off-topic comment

borealis

30th June 2015, 11:23 AM

pounces on msg's comment and runs with it.

Facetious

30th June 2015, 11:25 AM

reminisces about the past

MSG

30th June 2015, 11:25 AM

posts one of those glomp smileys followed by staregonk

MSG

30th June 2015, 11:26 AM

posts eta explaining that post was a crosspost and complaining about facetious ninjas

Facetious

30th June 2015, 11:30 AM

starts a ninja vs pirates discussion

Requiem

30th June 2015, 11:49 AM

Derails into vampires vs werewolves.

nostrum

30th June 2015, 11:57 AM

wonders who was glomping who

feels as agnostic about glomping efficacy as I do for new finance structure

MSG

30th June 2015, 11:59 AM

refers nostrum to post #1307. complains of having a sore back

Timewave

30th June 2015, 12:02 PM

Wanders in, can't decide if in old thread or a revamped one.
Shrugs a 'Who Give's a Fuck' kinda shrug and leaves again.:shockcorn:


then adds a smilie accidently, seriously an accident just happened.

hides to avoid any kinda form filling in.

Majiffy

3rd July 2015, 01:53 AM

Ironic post mocking references to obsolete musical technology, using quotation marks around the word iPod, and incorporating the word antediluvian.
Mp3 players are not obsolete.

I can listen to a very large library of music regardless of data/WIFI availability, with a longer-lasting battery, plus EQ settings for different output environments.

Not my fault the commoners settle for lesser shit :colbert:

nostrum

3rd July 2015, 02:46 AM

you were a betamax boy, right?

MSG

3rd July 2015, 02:51 AM

reminds thread participants

Majiffy

3rd July 2015, 02:54 AM

you were a betamax boy, right?
Betamax was before my time.

I was definitely in the HD DvD camp over Bluray though.

nostrum

3rd July 2015, 02:55 AM

kills self for not realising which derailed clusterfuck of a thread I was in, first

posts : gun : smiley for self-reminder purposes

Majiffy

3rd July 2015, 02:56 AM

:smug:

nostrum

3rd July 2015, 02:56 AM

goes back and edits non compliant posts

Timewave

3rd July 2015, 06:50 AM

complains about having to fill in compliance forms.:hmph:

nostrum

3rd July 2015, 07:04 AM

puts mark against TW's name on list, for rubber glove auditing

MSG

3rd July 2015, 08:00 AM

is pretty sure Majiffy never saw the word antiediluvian before either

Hermit

3rd July 2015, 09:43 AM

is pretty sure Majiffy never saw the word antiediluvian before eitherIs not surprised by Jiffy's failure to see the word, for it does not exist (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/antediluvian).

MSG

3rd July 2015, 09:48 AM

suffers the ignominy of the actual internet typographical own

borealis

3rd July 2015, 11:53 AM

Next time I need a new username I'm going with Auntie DeLuvian.

gib

3rd July 2015, 11:53 AM

lol

Timewave

3rd July 2015, 11:56 AM

thinks it's what the white ants did with the ark timber after the flood.
wonders if thats why they can't find noahs are.
wonders if noah and his family were jewish, why everyone n the world today haven't evolves not to have foreskins.

MSG

3rd July 2015, 12:04 PM

points out that it should be Auntie Di Luvian

Timewave

3rd July 2015, 12:36 PM

wonders what ever happened to poor old auntie Di?

borealis

3rd July 2015, 12:40 PM

points out that it should be Auntie Di Luvian

Hates the name Di, willing to sacrifice spelling for sophisticated surname.

MSG

3rd July 2015, 01:42 PM

secretly thinks bo looks like a Di

borealis

3rd July 2015, 02:04 PM

regrets posting those selfies.

MSG

4th July 2015, 12:48 AM

is glad she did

Majiffy

4th July 2015, 01:48 AM

:fap:


Also Di is very Italian and I can't see Bo as Italian.

Too hippie.

MSG

4th July 2015, 02:12 AM

yells at fucking Majiffy to fucking get out of the fucking thread if he can't abide by the rules

Timewave

4th July 2015, 02:15 AM

wonders idly, what the rules of the thread are.
wonders who is going to clean up after 'jiffy.

MSG

4th July 2015, 02:26 AM

isn't volunteering

nostrum

4th July 2015, 03:37 AM

wonders why people are talking about Fran

nostrum

4th July 2015, 03:37 AM

links to .gif in other thread re cleaning up after jiffy

Requiem

4th July 2015, 01:40 PM

makes a post fully in line with thread rules. watches the barometer drop as somewhere on the other side of the planet MSG relaxes his sphincter a little.

borealis

4th July 2015, 01:43 PM

posts pic of cat with bird in mouth. barometer rising.

Requiem

4th July 2015, 01:44 PM

points out that bird is a rainbow owl. creates world's first ever confused barometer.

borealis

4th July 2015, 01:49 PM

lols that rainbow owl has its own snopes page.

Hermit

4th July 2015, 03:50 PM

Posts picture of Helen Keller's pet mallee fowl with a kitten in its beak.

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x59/Hermit_graphics/NaughtyMayhem.jpg

borealis

4th July 2015, 03:52 PM

tells Hermit he likely doesn't want msg to actually have a stroke!

Requiem

4th July 2015, 04:02 PM

tells borealis that msg would be silly to try because cat is not really in the mood for being stroked.

Requiem

4th July 2015, 04:02 PM

http://th523.photobucket.com/albums/w357/champface89/th_bad_boy_bubby02.jpg

borealis

4th July 2015, 04:05 PM

is vexed that req managed to simultaneously give msg a boner while leaving borealis deeply disturbed. :nod:

Requiem

4th July 2015, 04:38 PM

has the strong sense that there's a lesson here somewhere, watches it fight a losing battle against a weak sense of curiosity.

gib

4th July 2015, 04:39 PM

checks cupboard for clingfilm

Requiem

4th July 2015, 04:52 PM

despairs at the passing of yet another "what I'd give to be fly on the wall" moment.

borealis

4th July 2015, 09:29 PM

expresses gratitude that Mrs. gib evidently keeps a close eye on the coop builder's penchant for threatening innocent animals, leaving him reduced to electrocuting slugs.

Majiffy

4th July 2015, 10:35 PM

wanders into the rpg thread accidentally

http://i.imgur.com/f65bevG.jpg

Timewave

4th July 2015, 11:19 PM

wonders if posters are taking wrong drugs.:nod:
maybe satanic verses are required
wrapping animals (even humans) in clingwrap
is psychotic, sociopathic.
thinks msg should get a day job as a backpacker killer.

MSG

5th July 2015, 12:25 AM

Can't work out what any of this has to do with him

Timewave

5th July 2015, 12:28 AM

not surprised by people living in the state of de nile.
probably all just a sand storm in a teacup.

nostrum

5th July 2015, 01:16 AM

changes topic to try and shore up support for a non shoutbox

Hermit

5th July 2015, 03:34 AM

Doubts that the renewed shoutbox on every page proposal even needs to be shouted down.

Majiffy

5th July 2015, 06:20 AM

Thinks the shoutbox should be formally renamed mumblebox.

Timewave

5th July 2015, 12:18 PM

shouts What The Fuck and storms off.

Facetious

5th July 2015, 12:20 PM

talks about the weather

gib

5th July 2015, 12:36 PM

opens another window

Timewave

5th July 2015, 12:47 PM

has front door and back window open,
nice flow through

Facetious

5th July 2015, 01:26 PM

laughs along but is really crying inside

Carlsson

5th July 2015, 01:28 PM

misses athene

borealis

5th July 2015, 01:51 PM

Has many windows open so the unusual and welcome warm can get in.

Facetious

5th July 2015, 01:59 PM

cautions borealis to stay hydrated in warmer weather

borealis

5th July 2015, 02:07 PM

appreciates voice of experience. got all the mowing finished yesterday, planning lazy sunday.

Timewave

6th July 2015, 02:41 AM

wonders idly if she sharped and oiled the scythe, before putting it away.

borealis

6th July 2015, 02:50 AM

offendedly replies in the affirmative, posts proof:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmS_a0VCIAEyArR.jpg

Timewave

6th July 2015, 05:44 AM

Wonders at the angle?
Ours had a blade flatter to the handle.
Making it a more standing up sweep.

Timewave

6th July 2015, 05:53 AM

Wonders at the different scything actions there must have been.
This more upright with a circular sweeping action is the way he remembers his fathers scythe.


http://i.imgur.com/olWlpP9.jpg

MSG

6th July 2015, 10:19 AM

Reverts to type

Timewave

6th July 2015, 10:20 AM

thinks about having a stab at punctuation

Facetious

6th July 2015, 10:31 AM

eats shoots and leaves

Timewave

6th July 2015, 10:32 AM

wombats,
my possums look like lemurs.

nostrum

6th July 2015, 10:35 AM

gets a better scope

MSG

6th July 2015, 10:44 AM

speculates on the maximum quantity which can be borne by a koala

Timewave

6th July 2015, 10:51 AM

ignores challenge

nostrum

6th July 2015, 11:16 AM

refuses to call it a bear

Hermit

6th July 2015, 12:13 PM

Wonders if koalas have a lot more to bear than real bears.

http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/51/5143/OWREG00Z/posters/ira-meyer-polar-bear-and-cub-on-a-floating-chunk-of-ice.jpg

borealis

6th July 2015, 01:07 PM

tells boring black bear encounter story because it was interesting at the time.

nostrum

6th July 2015, 01:11 PM

Asks for racier Bering Strait story

MSG

6th July 2015, 01:11 PM

rant about racism

nostrum

6th July 2015, 01:12 PM

Races to post

MSG

6th July 2015, 01:12 PM

posts about race

borealis

6th July 2015, 01:16 PM

wishes people would slow down, everyone racing to the bottom anyway.

Requiem

6th July 2015, 02:34 PM

gets excited at the thought of new arrivals here at the bottom.

borealis

6th July 2015, 02:47 PM

expresses suspicion that req may in fact be Cthulhu. :nod:

Requiem

6th July 2015, 02:53 PM

Gives borealis the 'oh ye of little faith' look. Resumes battle with Cthulhu.

MSG

6th July 2015, 10:06 PM

Should have known req would be a bottom man

Carlsson

6th July 2015, 10:08 PM

Wonders if koalas have a lot more to bear than real bears.

http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/51/5143/OWREG00Z/posters/ira-meyer-polar-bear-and-cub-on-a-floating-chunk-of-ice.jpg


above picture rips poster apart

MSG

6th July 2015, 11:31 PM

Asks req if it's true gib is a top

Facetious

6th July 2015, 11:43 PM

Is surprised MSG doesn't already know the answer to that.

Majiffy

7th July 2015, 01:13 AM

Surprisingly can't fap to this conversation.

nostrum

7th July 2015, 01:29 AM

posts : lippy : smiley

Majiffy

7th July 2015, 01:33 AM

Posts : smile : smiley

nostrum

7th July 2015, 01:36 AM

resolves to communicate solely by smiley henceforth

breaks resolve faster than a New Year's diet resolution

eats Snickers bar

borealis

7th July 2015, 01:38 AM

has no snickers bar. or any chocolate. mourns.

nostrum

7th July 2015, 01:39 AM

checks for enough change to get another one after lunch

Timewave

7th July 2015, 01:41 AM

forced to completely agree with carlsson. :gun:

goes to find suitable place to roll up into fetal position.

nostrum

7th July 2015, 02:14 AM

gently suggests perhaps somewhere in the mafia sub-forum

Majiffy

7th July 2015, 02:17 AM

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhlK2haKeY7FIAA4O9JarbrMfuzRvvXhuVEtBH95fXI8qiHlzeafZW1KEnM0TJz8KijWXPo-NkjyEkc8U6tYT2d-RNbuYhnH3aARUuO3JSDpM6nKANGSCscqgEElkgidem5W1rLXNQM19A/s72-c/christian-bale-kermit-the-frog.gif

Timewave

7th July 2015, 02:19 AM

wonders when the next submarine is leaving.

MSG

7th July 2015, 12:23 PM

Is surprised MSG doesn't already know the answer to that.

explains that it is only through participating on forums that he even knew such a term existed.

blames Supernaut.

laughs at the thought that this would make Supernaut proud.

Facetious

7th July 2015, 01:06 PM

mourns the loss of MSGs innocence.

MSG

7th July 2015, 01:07 PM

pats Facetious' head

Timewave

7th July 2015, 01:12 PM

Giggles at nothing in particular.

Carlsson

7th July 2015, 01:17 PM

contemplates said patting

borealis

7th July 2015, 05:17 PM

complains that her first admin headache at tr is a mod doing something everyone at mr would just think is funny but at tr it is a betrayal of the charter and must be punished.

gib

7th July 2015, 05:24 PM

suggests subtly changing some of said mod's own thread titles

Requiem

7th July 2015, 05:26 PM

seconds above suggestion with no subtlety whatsoever.

borealis

7th July 2015, 05:29 PM

considers suggestion brilliant and funny, would probably end in recall drama. :dinosaur:

Requiem

7th July 2015, 05:31 PM

admires borealis's clever strengthening of the case for action.

borealis

7th July 2015, 05:32 PM

wonders how long she can prevaricate before someone melts down. offers to hold stakes for whoever's betting. :awesome:

Requiem

7th July 2015, 05:37 PM

logs into paypal while waiting for the market to pick up. works on hedge strategy to maximize returns on $2.38.

Carlsson

7th July 2015, 05:46 PM

points out that posting at tr seems like one of many wrong turns in this debacle

borealis

7th July 2015, 08:49 PM

reports that the perp promises to repent.

Zeluvia

7th July 2015, 08:52 PM

muses the veiled way someone may have referred to her as lower socio economic class and wonders if that relates in any way to the White Trash thread on TR...decides nah, just coincidence

:hmph:

borealis

7th July 2015, 08:54 PM

affirms coincidence.

Zeluvia

7th July 2015, 08:55 PM

bravely logged into to TR to check for drama, was sadly disappointed in the lack of any apparent nuclear meltdown

borealis

7th July 2015, 08:57 PM

modestly avoids calling attention to admin courage under threatened meltdown. confidently applies to work in nuclear facility.

MSG

7th July 2015, 08:59 PM

considers suggestion brilliant and funny, would probably end in recall drama. :dinosaur:

Really not seeing a downside here

MSG

7th July 2015, 09:01 PM

Mentions Jet Black again in order to confirm his suspicion

borealis

7th July 2015, 09:05 PM

yes Jet Black.

MSG

7th July 2015, 09:07 PM

Revels in his Captain Obvious Award

nostrum

8th July 2015, 12:43 AM

delays looking at TR today, at least until after I've picked my toenails

hopes colleagues won't notice

Zeluvia

8th July 2015, 05:17 AM

suggests that when doing a self review, one doesn't mention any actual areas that need improvement, such as time spent maintaining forum sites or toenails.

nostrum

8th July 2015, 05:20 AM

deletes swathes of draft self review blurb

Carlsson

8th July 2015, 05:23 AM

Thought he read nose

nostrum

8th July 2015, 05:25 AM

assures carlsson that I complete that project during the drive to work

Timewave

8th July 2015, 10:50 AM

wonders idly why things not posted in an mr thread are appearing as things posted in tr threads.

thinks what the fuck, and goes looking for amusement somewhere else.

Requiem

8th July 2015, 04:12 PM

Reads the first line of Timewave's post several times. Enters a higher plain of consciousness.

Facetious

8th July 2015, 04:17 PM

Wonders if MR can turn ''I'm having baked potatoes for dinner'' in to an innuendo.

borealis

8th July 2015, 04:18 PM

thinks that may be peak non-innuendoable food.

Requiem

8th July 2015, 04:23 PM

Finds it unquestionable that men (instantly) and women (if prompted) will have no difficulty conceiving of sexual acts concerning said potatoes, but will be naturally reticent about making any transition to the verbalisation of such... waits for results of sampling.

Requiem

8th July 2015, 04:26 PM

Imagineers other hypotheses: women will verbalise easier, but will be less vulgar. Their narratives will include a lot of scenery and possibly a potato farmer or two. Whereas males will mostly just shag the spud.

Facetious

8th July 2015, 04:27 PM

thinks baked potato would have to be cooked and cooled before men could commence with said shagging.

borealis

8th July 2015, 04:30 PM

boggles.

Facetious

8th July 2015, 04:34 PM

thinks there are probably better things in the world for men to shag than potatoes, tbh.

Requiem

8th July 2015, 04:35 PM

thinks baked potato would have to be cooked and cooled before men could commence with said shagging.

likes that the answer to this one is a spoonerism of bold cutter.

Requiem

8th July 2015, 04:38 PM

thinks there are probably better things in the world for men to shag than potatoes, tbh.
agrees but gives reminder that what is certain is that somewhere in this world, probably not very far from either of us, is a man shagging something that "there are probably better things in the world for men to shag."

also refers the honorable lady to the post she made at the beginning of this diversion, and hopes she has learned her lesson.

Facetious

8th July 2015, 04:46 PM

points out to the honourable gentleman that no innuendo was made out of a baked potato meal, a discussion on sexual acts with potatoes is not the same.

Requiem

8th July 2015, 05:06 PM

points the honourable lady to my reply to her initial post on this topic. settles in for a long one.

Facetious

8th July 2015, 05:13 PM

posts a dictionary definition of innuendo

Requiem

8th July 2015, 05:16 PM

shrugs and almost posts the coffee smiley.

Facetious

8th July 2015, 05:17 PM

changes the subject

Requiem

8th July 2015, 05:21 PM

reflects on how the previous exchange brings to mind another positive aspect of single life: never having to wonder how long she's going to keep this shit up for.

Facetious

8th July 2015, 05:29 PM

wonders if req only recognises banter if it's with a cheeky nando's

Requiem

8th July 2015, 05:39 PM

feels pleased with full effect of freshly cultivated aura of indifference, but feels facade slipping at mention of nando's.

Facetious

8th July 2015, 05:48 PM

casually drops it in to conversation that she'll be having pulled pork on top of her baked potato

Hermit

8th July 2015, 05:52 PM

thinks there are probably better things in the world for men to shag than potatoes, tbh.Agrees: At least for this man (http://metro.co.uk/2008/10/31/vicar-hospitalised-with-potato-up-his-bum-95117/) one better thing in the world for men to shag than potatoes is to be shagged by potatoes. Wonders if this report may help to add a touch of innuendo to the expression "living vicariously".

Facetious

8th July 2015, 06:52 PM

Appreciates pun

Requiem

8th July 2015, 09:52 PM

casually drops it in to conversation that she'll be having pulled pork on top of her baked potato
cannot find words to express the sheer awesomeness of this post. settles on "I fuckin lolled".

Majiffy

9th July 2015, 02:20 AM

thinks baked potato would have to be cooked and cooled before men could commence with said shagging.
http://i.imgur.com/Oi4azkL.jpg

nostrum

9th July 2015, 05:42 AM

wonders why all the smut lately

adds kipflers to shopping list

Zeluvia

9th July 2015, 07:10 AM

has to google kipflers :oooh:

Ninjabase9

9th July 2015, 08:01 AM

Looks forward to more ruanchy posting

Timewave

9th July 2015, 09:17 AM

Wonders if MR can turn ''I'm having baked potatoes for dinner'' in to an innuendo.

So? Facetious has a bun in the oven and is now craving potatoes?

nostrum

9th July 2015, 09:21 AM

makes a batch of popcorn

Timewave

9th July 2015, 09:26 AM

doesn't wonder what position was the deed done in.
Blames this comment on carlsson.

MSG

9th July 2015, 09:33 AM

Posts link to internet dictionary definition of the word "snip"

MSG

9th July 2015, 09:37 AM

Considers googling "human biology and reproduction. Stops himself just in time.

Timewave

9th July 2015, 09:55 AM

points out challenge was made.

gib

9th July 2015, 09:55 AM

greets fellow posters

Timewave

9th July 2015, 09:56 AM

warmly? one wonders.....

nostrum

9th July 2015, 10:03 AM

pretentiously wishes gib a fine day

Timewave

9th July 2015, 10:09 AM

In england?
Poster may have meant facetiously.

nostrum

9th July 2015, 10:34 AM

britfag.gif

Timewave

9th July 2015, 10:49 AM

all happy and la de da, in gay old england.

mutters to self trying to remember noel coward songs

gib

9th July 2015, 12:13 PM

wonders why this keeps happening

nostrum

9th July 2015, 12:21 PM

hopes summer returns, the shed builds itself, or whatever else might help gib return to a better humour, yet posts snide reply

Timewave

9th July 2015, 12:27 PM

wonders if gib has tried watching diy videos on utube.
As a motivational tool.

Thinks to self.
'hey that was cleaver, a video on using tools as a tool'
self is really getting carried away with self now
hot to trot.
wow, a meta tool.:awesome:

Facetious

11th July 2015, 11:30 AM

thinks about doing some serious work as deadline is looming

Ninjabase9

11th July 2015, 11:46 AM

hates looming deadlines and drama even more, won't get involved in either

Facetious

11th July 2015, 12:52 PM

wonders how assessor would have taken to an assignment about the Equality Cat 2010.

Timewave

11th July 2015, 01:09 PM

Just tapas for the hell of it.

gib

14th July 2015, 02:06 PM

mentions that thing that happened

borealis

14th July 2015, 02:19 PM

condescendingly suggests gib let that thing sink in the threads as it will only cause drama.

borealis

14th July 2015, 02:20 PM

causes drama by posting the above.

Brother Daniel

14th July 2015, 03:47 PM

says something to magnify the awkwardness

Zeluvia

14th July 2015, 04:15 PM

thinks about posting a speculation on the use of superglue in a certain cat gif, decides nah, no one is that curmudgeonly...

gib

14th July 2015, 04:18 PM

unconvincing imploration that the thing to which i was originally referring was in fact a completely different thing to the thing we are now all thinking about

Zeluvia

14th July 2015, 04:22 PM

categorical refusal to think about "things" in any shape size or form

borealis

14th July 2015, 04:37 PM

deplores rise of Puritanical attitudes in The Youth Today.

Zeluvia

14th July 2015, 08:15 PM

would dance joyously over being younger than someone, but ya know, the knees...

Requiem

14th July 2015, 08:54 PM

likes being called "young man" at 44.

Facetious

14th July 2015, 08:54 PM

wonders how long a 2 year old can have a tantrum for (20 minutes so far!)

Facetious

14th July 2015, 08:58 PM

likes being called "young man" at 44.

makes req feel old again by sarcastic but amusing rejoinder

Requiem

14th July 2015, 08:59 PM

wonders how long a 2 year old can have a tantrum for (20 minutes so far!)

posts :therethere: smiley. offers a few platitudes about toddlers, finishes by pointing out that grumpy kid will have forgiven everything by tomorrow morning.

Zeluvia

14th July 2015, 09:01 PM

checks with google, comes up with 3.5 hours

Requiem

14th July 2015, 09:04 PM

likes being called "young man" at 44.

makes req feel old again by sarcastic but amusing rejoinder

replies by stating the current time.

Facetious

14th July 2015, 09:07 PM

claims to have skillfully managed the toddler tantrum but in reality has just capitulated to all his demands

Requiem

14th July 2015, 09:09 PM

suggests using 'the scary cupboard' next time.

borealis

14th July 2015, 09:31 PM

wonders how long a 2 year old can have a tantrum for (20 minutes so far!)

wonders how depressing it would be to mention that the longest 2 year old temper tantrum I can recall was close to 3 hours with short breaks of mere sobbing. She fell asleep from exhaustion.

borealis

14th July 2015, 09:36 PM

claims to have skillfully managed the toddler tantrum but in reality has just capitulated to all his demands

Was once threatened with legal action by a four-year old in mid-tantrum. "You'll hear... sob... from my... sob... lawyer, you bitch! You'll never work in this town again!" (resume kicking exterior wall and pounding grass while in prone position).

(had given this normally well-behaved if repressed child a 2 minute timeout for some minor iniquity)

gib

14th July 2015, 09:52 PM

mentions that thing that happened