The ^That which is not posted^ Thread page 7

Facetious

14th July 2015, 09:55 PM

disagrees that it happened in that way

gib

14th July 2015, 09:57 PM

pulls up relevant quotes, find they differ somewhat from my memory, doubles down and puts a spin on things by referencing a recent yet already obscure mindromp meme

nostrum

14th July 2015, 10:04 PM

Posts frag gif to demonstrate that the relevance holds whether or not gib is willing to accept the the thing that happened

MSG

14th July 2015, 10:04 PM

Recommends the "if you can't best 'em, join 'em" strategy to toddler tantrum management. Adds that lying on the floor and joining in the tantrum is at once cathartic to the parent, and salutary to the child.

Requiem

14th July 2015, 10:07 PM

pretends to have absolutely no knowledge of the thing.

Hermit

14th July 2015, 10:12 PM

Was once threatened with legal action by a four-year old in mid-tantrum. "You'll hear... sob... from my... sob... lawyer, you bitch! You'll never work in this town again!" (resume kicking exterior wall and pounding grass while in prone position).
Wonders if Borealis could not suppress laughing out loud.

Jerome

14th July 2015, 10:21 PM

Relates story about following MSG's suggestion, pointing out it worked.

nostrum

14th July 2015, 10:26 PM

Points out that the order is supposed to be that the child starts first

Facetious

14th July 2015, 10:31 PM

feels triumphant that said toddler is finally in bed, 3 hours after bed time.

nostrum

15th July 2015, 01:11 AM

waits for facetious to post again, in despair, in the middle of the night

Timewave

15th July 2015, 02:37 AM

wonders WTF?
shrugs shoulders, picks nose,
wonders off before grammar nazis
catch up.

(with hands in pockets of jacket)

Majiffy

15th July 2015, 03:54 AM

wonders how long a 2 year old can have a tantrum for (20 minutes so far!)

posts :therethere: smiley. offers a few platitudes about toddlers, finishes by pointing out that grumpy kid will have forgiven everything by tomorrow morning.
Is almost 27 and hasn't forgiven shit.

pulls up relevant quotes, find they differ somewhat from my memory, doubles down and puts a spin on things by referencing a recent yet already obscure mindromp meme
Refutes the argument of obscurity in any MR meme.

Facetious

18th July 2015, 09:39 PM

makes everyone look at this thread

MSG

18th July 2015, 09:46 PM

Should be asleep

nostrum

19th July 2015, 12:58 AM

should be out of bed

Timewave

19th July 2015, 01:20 AM

thinks about posting,
can't think of anything.
gives up, goes off to read another thread.

Timewave

19th July 2015, 01:21 AM

then has a thought about msg, and his rules,
nah, shakes head, goes off again.

MSG

19th July 2015, 02:00 AM

went back to sleep and is now up. opines that this is a satisfactory situation for a Sunday

Majiffy

19th July 2015, 02:08 AM

Should go home and feed the cats but harpy is bartending:getonwithit:

Majiffy

19th July 2015, 02:09 AM

Didnt mean to smiley that dumb phone

MSG

19th July 2015, 02:15 AM

Should go home and feed the cats but harpy is bartending:getonwithit:
points out Majiffy could have gone home and fed the cats AND had a shower

and then come back to the bar

borealis

19th July 2015, 02:28 AM

notes that a fluffy nice smelling jiffy with wellfed cats is likely more appealing than one straight from work with hungry pitiful kitty faces on his conscience.

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4n_sdw5ovNRmYjgsI-4jH9vbty_K4lVrsS-QbM2QRWvp7n_c1MSffVUVBYZl_RyJ0tm1IsB8-p_bbVfrGpjJd7X7K8E4Xic9coCMXuI7PsTVAke2PRp7uvujsEdyOIQ4cvvfIoUoXeCY/s640/funny-pictures-cat-dis-iz-ur-kitteh.jpg

MSG

19th July 2015, 03:09 AM

has just had this great idea that the internet could be used for dating advice and matchmaking. expects to become rich as a natural consequence

nostrum

19th July 2015, 03:22 AM

welcomes msg to 1995

and the Dark Side

MSG

19th July 2015, 03:27 AM

feels at home

in both

Timewave

19th July 2015, 03:29 AM

has no storys to tell of Darkside internet dating.
politely enquires if anyone has any to tell?
Or not tell? as the thread maybe?

MSG

19th July 2015, 03:30 AM

reminds Timewave that a gentleman never tells

Timewave

19th July 2015, 03:41 AM

was more interested in the 'ladies' stories anyway.:oooh:
I bet They Tell Each other Everything!

Can't find the song I am looking for, girl talk, by neil sedaka or one of those.
might be four sessions.

MSG

19th July 2015, 03:43 AM

reminds Timewave that a gentleman observes the thread rules, too

Timewave

19th July 2015, 03:44 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTkhBuNdMgY

Timewave

19th July 2015, 03:47 AM

I was out by a decade.
:christyes:
can you youngens do that?
Miss a decade or two?:hmph:

MSG

24th July 2015, 08:11 AM

tells longhair to shut up

nostrum

24th July 2015, 08:21 AM

Notes the shattering of Thread Etiquette

MSG

24th July 2015, 08:25 AM

adds surreptitious s; hopes no one notices scum tell

Timewave

24th July 2015, 08:28 AM

shakes head in mild despair of ever understanding.

nostrum

24th July 2015, 08:29 AM

Wonders how an S ends up surreptitious

Feels sucker punch at reading "scum tell"

MSG

24th July 2015, 08:31 AM

despairs of the future of auto-correct English

nostrum

24th July 2015, 08:33 AM

Has no idea what MSG is talking about

MSG

24th July 2015, 08:49 AM

isn't surprised

Timewave

24th July 2015, 09:26 AM

isn't surprised is auto-corrected.
or auto corrected isn't a surprise.
surprised at the depth of not understanding one has achieved.

Gonzo

7th August 2015, 11:18 AM

old people being hip in 2015 by hating new progressive ideas

borealis

7th August 2015, 01:17 PM

breathes out heavily through nose at yet another gratuitous lumping of 'old people' into a single blob of anti-progressivism.

Hermit

7th August 2015, 01:30 PM

Brandishes zimmerframe while calling for the violent overthrow of the ruling classes. Fears being run over by hordes of twentysomething year old day traders and commercial bankers driving their leased BMWs.

borealis

7th August 2015, 01:50 PM

brandishes cane in one hand, posts b&w photos of comrades bleeding in the face of police riots in the sixties with the other. Thinks for a bit, posts Raging Grannies wiki article.

Timewave

8th August 2015, 10:24 AM

wonders what bait gonzo used.

nostrum

8th August 2015, 11:34 AM

checks hatches

Timewave

8th August 2015, 11:44 AM

wonders if any h's were missed.

gib

8th August 2015, 12:31 PM

mentions the war

nostrum

8th August 2015, 12:44 PM

quotes Vonnegut

Timewave

8th August 2015, 01:01 PM

quotes john cleese.

borealis

8th August 2015, 01:06 PM

Lol s, means it.

gib

9th August 2015, 12:36 AM

actually pitches game based loosely on that thing

nostrum

9th August 2015, 12:43 AM

Actually reads pitch

gib

9th August 2015, 12:50 AM

actually does what b did

Timewave

9th August 2015, 12:56 AM

actually remembers the ashley joke from the airport movie, then decides it's a bad glue day.

Timewave

9th August 2015, 12:57 AM

thought mentioning the shirly joke would be over doing it.

gib

9th August 2015, 01:01 AM

subtly changes subject to how E.O.Wilson disagrees strongly with Dawkins' so called 'selfish gene theory'. Includes link to random Dawkins tweet for added effect.

Timewave

9th August 2015, 01:04 AM

laughs at E.O. Wilson joke.
takes playful pot shot at redundant genes showing.

Gonzo

9th August 2015, 01:11 AM

complains about money

complains about habits and addictions

habitually complains about addiction

addicted to habitually complaining

habitually complains to addicts about habitual addictions

resigns self to a half-way house but only half-way does the paperwork

gets bored

vapes in front of mirror with edgy look on face

thinks more about the generational gap

calls guy about that place with double-pane windows and free internet access

waits

nostrum

9th August 2015, 01:12 AM

Can't complain

Timewave

9th August 2015, 01:14 AM

starts browsing E.O. Wilson.
must admit looks very interesting
coolly and calmly hold at distance while nose curls up.

borealis

9th August 2015, 01:15 AM

contemplates the futile angst of youth.

lols again, means it.

wonders if anyone has realised yet that old women are atavistically evil.

Timewave

9th August 2015, 01:15 AM

notes list of complaints in nostrums paws.

nostrum

9th August 2015, 01:16 AM

Pawses

Timewave

9th August 2015, 01:19 AM

wonders if she has a scratching post to sharpen claws on.

Timewave

9th August 2015, 01:20 AM

wonders at old girl's fantasy of being evil.
concerned that cackling to self may worry husband.

borealis

9th August 2015, 01:20 AM

considers it highly likely.

considers finding that six pawed cat gif TR has.

gib

9th August 2015, 01:21 AM

otherwise kindly avuncular post directed at Gonzo made unnecessarily creepy by the inclusion of the phrase 'do a sex wee'

Timewave

9th August 2015, 01:28 AM

wonders why on earth, or any planet, for that matter MR would need more gifs

Timewave

9th August 2015, 01:30 AM

decides it is best and safest to avoid discussions of sex with old men who use the word avuncular.:nod:

Gonzo

9th August 2015, 01:37 AM

contemplates the futile angst of youth.

lols again, means it.

wonders if anyone has realised yet that old women are atavistically evil.

Realized it years ago and have already come to terms with the fact that it's a necessary evil.

borealis

9th August 2015, 01:40 AM

shows TW why kitten gif necessary. May have miscounted paws.

deleted

TW is right.

Timewave

9th August 2015, 01:48 AM

tw prefers the original with only 4 paws.
it was perfect, now they have gone and messed with it.:ohdear::oooh:

borealis

9th August 2015, 01:48 AM

feels somewhat the same about kittygif

Timewave

9th August 2015, 01:51 AM

http://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=7&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CDgQtwIwBmoVChMIspX_5eOaxwIVZx2mCh2PyAwH&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D0Bm hjf0rKe8&ei=h6PGVfK1FOe6mAWPkbM4&usg=AFQjCNEie7Ah9o1OLegv1mgYD5nFamTxHg&sig2=pCuUOJJ_RJtCgeqZ-2EwRw

Timewave

9th August 2015, 01:52 AM

now tw has a sad.:nod:

gib

9th August 2015, 01:54 AM

pretends to leave MR

Timewave

9th August 2015, 01:56 AM

pretends to leave MR

:sadcheer:

Gonzo

9th August 2015, 01:59 AM

Suggests that borealis and Timewave don't know whats good for them.

:eightkitty:

borealis

9th August 2015, 02:03 AM

sighs

goes back to brandishing cane.

Timewave

9th August 2015, 04:43 AM

idly chats with zuzu about her shotgun and saltpetre loads.:nod:

Gonzo

9th August 2015, 06:22 AM

realizes he miscounted the amount of legs on the cat

Timewave

9th August 2015, 07:38 AM

realizes he miscounted the amount of legs on the cat

laughs.:shockcorn:

Zeluvia

11th August 2015, 01:42 AM

decides to assist in the quest for a return to whatever passed for normality on the forum

borealis

11th August 2015, 01:58 AM

thanks whatever gods may be.

feels agnostic guilt.

Timewave

11th August 2015, 02:24 AM

thinks about catching a small rat and sacrificing it to the Death of RatsTM....

wanders around wondering how to turn tm into a logo for trademarked logo logoes ..
waffles, loses the thread turns around a few times, scratchs at the cushion a few time, turns around a few times more scratch at chair,
sits on chair.

wonders what was not posted.:smug:

borealis

11th August 2015, 02:29 AM

wonders if TW has just let slip that he's really a dog posting on the internet. :unsure:

Hermit

11th August 2015, 02:30 AM

Wonders why some members keep looking into threads they find disgusting and/or upsetting.

Timewave

11th August 2015, 02:31 AM

hair bristles all along my backbone.
hisssss, shows long sharp claws,

and meows in a pissed off arrogant tone.

Timewave

11th August 2015, 02:32 AM

thinks about curiosity and dead cats.
(that still have plenty of lives left)
(no cats were killed on their 9nth life, in this thread...:ohdear:)

borealis

11th August 2015, 02:33 AM

wonders if TW is a dog that thinks he's a cat or a cat that thinks he's a dog.

Zeluvia

11th August 2015, 02:46 AM

Wonders why some members keep looking into threads they find disgusting and/or upsetting.

makes a resolution to ignore all new threads, because old things are better than new things

walks away muttering about kids these days

Timewave

11th August 2015, 02:57 AM

tw dreams that he is a butterfly dreaming that he is a dog dreaming that he is a cat.
tw wakes up very confused.:shockcorn:
checks sexual organs to make sure he is a he, not a she dreaming she is a he.
tw, needs a good lie down.
Has second thoughts about that and makes a very strong cup of coffee instead.

Hermit

11th August 2015, 03:16 AM

Knows that being 62 means one is old. Resolves to ignore all new threads. Fails. Tries to imagine 62 means one is young still. Fails. Starts new thread.

nostrum

11th August 2015, 04:17 AM

Briefly takes Hermit off ignore list to see what he just posted

borealis

11th August 2015, 04:22 AM

It's safe. Except watch out for Germanz.

Timewave

11th August 2015, 04:23 AM

For once pays attention to nostrum to see her reaction.

Hermit

11th August 2015, 04:36 AM

Briefly takes Hermit off ignore list to see what he just posted
Urges Nozza to put Hermit back on ignore immediately to preserve whatever semblance of sanity she has left.

borealis

11th August 2015, 04:38 AM

Probably worried you'll show off your pilodinal cyst scar. :christyes:

Timewave

11th August 2015, 05:27 AM

:nope::nope::nope::nope::nope::nope::nope::nope::n ope::nope::nope::nope::nope::nope::nope::nope::nop e::nope::nope::nope::nope::nope::nope:

:horror:

:nope::nope::nope::nope::nope::nope::nope::nope::n ope::nope::nope::nope::nope::nope::nope::nope::nop e::nope::nope::nope::nope::nope::nope:

MSG

11th August 2015, 05:42 AM

googled that. recommends against an image search

Timewave

11th August 2015, 07:46 AM

thinks a stitch in time saved more babies from this dreary world.:christyes:

Gonzo

13th August 2015, 12:00 PM

a post about not enjoying tea the second the bag falls from the cup and into my mouth :staregonk:

Brother Daniel

14th August 2015, 03:24 AM

wonders which threads (if any) to bother trying to catch up on, after absence

Timewave

14th August 2015, 03:28 AM

would list the ones to avoid at all cost.
Except the rest of us had to suffer them.
So:shrug:

borealis

14th August 2015, 03:40 AM

Suggests Bro D look at Who Posted menu on each thread. That will sort them for you. Go look at the weird pic I posted in Prattle thread! :awesome:

Timewave

14th August 2015, 03:50 AM

notices some poster promoting their own work over other:hmph:
mutters disparagingly about extroverts:ohdear:

borealis

14th August 2015, 04:02 AM

Offers TW a :hmph:

Timewave

14th August 2015, 04:05 AM

offers tw what?
The tongue of friendship? :unsure:

borealis

14th August 2015, 04:07 AM

TW could read it that way. :ohdear::ohdear:

Timewave

14th August 2015, 04:08 AM

:smug:

Hermit

14th August 2015, 05:10 AM

Is disappointed that the MRA who created his bait thread is down to having contributed only exactly half of the currently 126 posts. Also, that it has attracted 7.3 views per post, which is more than any other thread created in the Rompus Room this month.

nostrum

14th August 2015, 05:13 AM

challenges Hermit about the definition of "MRA", "bait thread", "contributed" and "attracted"

decides against using gonzo's old teabag for a second round cuppa

Majiffy

14th August 2015, 05:16 AM

challenges Hermit about the definition of "MRA", "bait thread", "contributed" and "attracted"

decides against using gonzo's old teabag for a second round cuppa

:nada: :nada: :nada: :nada: :nada: :blanksay:
:britfag:

Timewave

14th August 2015, 05:16 AM

points out gonzo's old teabag has been in gonzos mouth.
agrees with decision not to reuse.

Majiffy

14th August 2015, 05:18 AM

:noo: Even Gonzo is getting... err

Nah :frog:

Hermit

14th August 2015, 05:35 AM

challenges Hermit about the definition of "MRA", "bait thread", "contributed" and "attracted"
Hopes Nostrum is taking the mickey out of someone who is not Hermit.

nostrum

14th August 2015, 05:52 AM

takes the piss

takes a piss

Timewave

14th August 2015, 06:13 AM

hopes she has another woman to go to the toilet with.:nod:

Gonzo

15th August 2015, 02:12 AM

Fair warning that what goes into my mouth; stays in my mouth.

MSG

15th August 2015, 02:15 AM

actually snorted with laughter on catching sight of Fiona the unemployed bettong's new look

http://mindromp.org/forum/image.php?u=5&dateline=1439601149

nostrum

15th August 2015, 02:15 AM

hopes gonzo is a nonsmoker

Majiffy

15th August 2015, 03:44 AM

Fair warning that what goes into my mouth; stays in my mouth.
So not a spitter.

Good to know.




:flirt:

Timewave

15th August 2015, 06:59 AM

tries very hard not to make smart arse comments about gonzos mouth and oral sex, hygnene, pubic hair, brushes, knifes, spoons forks.
really does try not to raise any of those questionable subjects.:nod::ohdear:
fails........:shockcorn:

Timewave

15th August 2015, 07:01 AM

hopes bettong is wearing fake fur, on hind paws.

Zeluvia

15th August 2015, 08:23 AM

knows every rock and tree in Britain by heart now, contemplates various insidious tortures for homeless chicken keeper

Gonzo

15th August 2015, 11:38 AM

anyone else having everything problems?

Timewave

15th August 2015, 11:44 AM

shrugs, :christyes: wanders off to other threads.

borealis

15th August 2015, 01:29 PM

knows every rock and tree in Britain by heart now, contemplates various insidious tortures for homeless chicken keeper

Up all night studying UK Google maps for the Where in the World thread?

Zeluvia

15th August 2015, 06:43 PM

knows every rock and tree in Britain by heart now, contemplates various insidious tortures for homeless chicken keeper

Up all night studying UK Google maps for the Where in the World thread?

street views even...

borealis

15th August 2015, 06:47 PM

Knew it. Done it. Find someplace interesting and start travelling. :nod:

Landforms, coastlines, and European streetviews...

Gonzo

16th August 2015, 03:33 AM

shrugs, :christyes: wanders off to other threads.

At least I got some sleep. :shrugguy:

nostrum

16th August 2015, 04:02 AM

checks to see if that smiley was added

resists temptation to use it over at TR, in case it catches on over there

Gonzo

16th August 2015, 04:14 AM

:takesstep:

Timewave

16th August 2015, 04:20 AM

some users don't get it? :gun:

Gonzo

16th August 2015, 04:21 AM

some users don't get it?

I can't tell if you are one of them, but I guess the driver is just really thrown off by the dude messing with him.

:gun:

:strike:

Gonzo

16th August 2015, 04:26 AM

Also, can't help but upload this treasure.

:home:

nostrum

16th August 2015, 08:52 AM

restricted to a single YAY of posts above

Gonzo

16th August 2015, 09:16 AM

a yay that can unyay yays

Facetious

17th August 2015, 06:48 PM

posts nothing of interest whatsoever

Timewave

17th August 2015, 08:22 PM

posts nothing of interest whatsoever

yep, no interest in this whatsoever.:christyes:

Facetious

17th August 2015, 08:34 PM

Yet you felt the need to respond. I have power over you.

borealis

17th August 2015, 08:46 PM

eyes electrical socket, yanks Facetious' power cord. :smug:

Facetious

17th August 2015, 08:50 PM

remains fixed in computer chair staring at computer screen paralysed and unable to move. Nobody in family notices difference.

borealis

17th August 2015, 08:56 PM

feels bad, restores connection.

Facetious

17th August 2015, 09:05 PM

sprints to the loo

borealis

17th August 2015, 09:27 PM

instant regret, 'skip to the loo my darlin' on repeat earworm now.

Timewave

17th August 2015, 10:14 PM

had been enjoying the lack of interest in this thread.
laughed at the silly power plays going down.

MSG

17th August 2015, 11:17 PM

Visiting client today whose safety documents are called job safety & environmental risk assessments. As a consequence of the documents'acronym, now has Doris Day as an earworm

Brother Daniel

18th August 2015, 01:38 AM

somehow manages to segue from MSG's post into something about Canadian politics

nostrum

18th August 2015, 01:45 AM

hums a Doris Day ditty

thinks about arresting awful alliteration

Majiffy

18th August 2015, 03:10 AM

Notices he only has 3 more mindromp tabs open

Considers jerking off

Timewave

18th August 2015, 03:19 AM

makes silly joke about our comrade jiffy being a russian jerkoff

MSG

28th August 2015, 06:19 AM

pretends to be Timewave by posting a TWINP-style post in a thread other than The "That which is not posted" Thread

Timewave

28th August 2015, 06:31 AM

pretends to give a fuck due care and diligence to above poster.

Timewave

28th August 2015, 06:45 AM

kids self that said poster, was making a reference to tw s grace an' style of posting.:smug:

nostrum

28th August 2015, 06:54 AM

posts Bill Murray : style : gif

Timewave

28th August 2015, 06:57 AM

wonders if any groundhogs were harmed in the making of this post.

MSG

28th August 2015, 10:40 AM

harms a groundhog

borealis

28th August 2015, 11:08 AM

lambastes above poster for gratuitous groundhog harming.

MSG

28th August 2015, 11:17 AM

picks teeth, spits on ground, asks: "do you want a drumstick?"

borealis

28th August 2015, 11:20 AM

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B2gYY_LCQAAsUxE.jpg

Timewave

28th August 2015, 11:21 AM

wonders how so well educated a person could mistake a leg or haunch of a ground mammal for a drumstick of a bird.

Timewave

28th August 2015, 11:21 AM

^ fuck, wasn't meant to post that out loud.:ohdear:

MSG

28th August 2015, 11:22 AM

grunts, repeats: "so, do you want it or not?"

Timewave

28th August 2015, 11:24 AM

any bbq sauce with it?

Timewave

28th August 2015, 11:25 AM

mutters some muttering for effect.

MSG

28th August 2015, 11:25 AM

passes the barbecue sauce with a look tinged with disdain

Timewave

28th August 2015, 11:30 AM

as long as the legs well cooked can live with the disdain.

nostrum

28th August 2015, 11:30 AM

disdainfully avoids thread

MSG

28th August 2015, 11:31 AM

says "no, you keep it" when offered the sauce back

Timewave

28th August 2015, 11:33 AM

shrugs, kicks up some dirt, chewing on a bone.
wanders off.
tried to it disdainfully, but knows it did work.

Majiffy

29th August 2015, 12:27 AM

:wellthen:

Brother Daniel

29th August 2015, 02:33 AM

considers comparing disdain to datdain

decides against it

nostrum

29th August 2015, 02:35 AM

posts in OP8 triggering style

Brother Daniel

29th August 2015, 02:37 AM

shouts something along the lines of "goddammit nostrum" in all caps

Timewave

29th August 2015, 02:39 AM

mutter, mutter, mutter

borealis

29th August 2015, 02:41 AM

is filled with despair because has to travel in a shuttle van for six hours tomorrow with seven strangers.

Majiffy

29th August 2015, 02:43 AM

Just pretend you're going to a Dead concert.

nostrum

29th August 2015, 02:43 AM

thinks it should be 7 hours, for 7 strangers

Majiffy

29th August 2015, 02:43 AM

:nod:

borealis

29th August 2015, 02:48 AM

one more hour, would probably kill self if not everyone in van.

once got sat next to young man returning from NYE long weekend shenanigans who had neither bathed nor changed his clothes in possibly a week. nice young man. very smelly. felt ill entire trip. was seething with hatred for husband being 4000km away with truck.

nostrum

29th August 2015, 02:49 AM

concludes seething must be good for the humours

Majiffy

29th August 2015, 02:50 AM

Awaits implied promised humors

borealis

29th August 2015, 02:51 AM

suggests jiffy seek out German thread.

Timewave

29th August 2015, 02:53 AM

has sympathy and concern about gun laws.

borealis

29th August 2015, 02:54 AM

reminds TW it's Canada, and hard to sneak a shotgun into a van.

nostrum

29th August 2015, 02:56 AM

thinks bor has a killer recipe for ricin crispies

amused by pun

posts shifty smiley with no context

borealis

29th August 2015, 03:01 AM

brightens up at recipe reminder.

Timewave

29th August 2015, 03:32 AM

1 ring o fugu cookies to settle fellow passengers down?
second ring of hash cookies to mellow them?
and the third ring of choc cookies to win them over?
and ONE ring of arsenic cookies just in case?

gib

31st August 2015, 12:06 AM

is pretty sure that's most of us covered

MSG

31st August 2015, 12:11 AM

Comments that chocolate and mint can overcome most sins, probably including arsenic

Timewave

31st August 2015, 12:28 AM

didn't post a pic

http://i.imgur.com/R01877a.jpg

MSG

31st August 2015, 12:47 AM

:fistbump:

borealis

31st August 2015, 02:29 AM

Reports pleasant surprise of stars aligning, passengers were fantastic intelligent wellread well travelled politically informed older ladies, never met before. Wonderful conversations had. Driver said best trip ever.

The Matriarchy is Everywhere

Majiffy

31st August 2015, 02:30 AM

:ohdear:

Timewave

31st August 2015, 02:32 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwTqC2T6q4E

nostrum

31st August 2015, 07:56 AM

exchanges imperceptible nod with bor

Timewave

31st August 2015, 08:26 AM

wonders if either of the ol' dears have nodded off.

gib

5th September 2015, 11:35 AM

rereads last night's drunkposts

nostrum

5th September 2015, 11:43 AM

waits for somewhat mitigating semi-sober posts

Zeluvia

5th September 2015, 09:04 PM

decides to post it ALL, and let the chips fly

suggests ducking might be in order

then changes mind, although believes reputation can't get much worse around here...

borealis

5th September 2015, 09:08 PM

wonders why zeluvia hasn't realised her reputation is pretty solidly on the admirable side around here...

MSG

5th September 2015, 11:20 PM

Muses on the existence of a syndrome which might be called "poster's regret"

borealis

5th September 2015, 11:41 PM

Has experienced same on multiple occasions. :ohdear:

nostrum

5th September 2015, 11:56 PM

hands out free log outs

MSG

6th September 2015, 12:09 AM

Has moved on to pondering whether a phenomenon is like an incipient syndrome, or if they're really different

MSG

6th September 2015, 06:19 AM

experimental post to discover if live-writing member monitors activity in his own threads

nostrum

6th September 2015, 06:27 AM

annoyed by new post in live-writing thread as I need to clear my unread list somehow

MSG

6th September 2015, 06:28 AM

directs poster to Quick Links pull-down menu at top right of browser screen, wherein the Mark Forums Read link can be accessed

nostrum

6th September 2015, 06:31 AM

nods resignedly, before posting in the thread in the third person, as only a proper live-writer can post

MSG

6th September 2015, 06:57 AM

posts single word proper, in quote marks

Timewave

6th September 2015, 07:03 AM

trolls some posters by having his say
grammar nazis without any punctuation at all

Timewave

6th September 2015, 07:04 AM

thinking maybe should have more sympathy for OCD sufferers
nah fuck em

fleamailman

6th September 2015, 10:23 AM

the goblin showed up, took one look at the thread, and then wondered if he or the world would ever be the same again by saying "...isn't this just the game that the media plays with the news then, you know, I'm beginning to think that if something is mentioned by the media then it is not the news at all...", and thus the realm of conspiracy stems from this gap between what the media is allowed to report upon and that which what most people then think of as left unreported upon, smiling "...propaganda only works when the truth is repeatedly exaggerated, otherwise it fails and people then seek alternative media, little wonder why mainstream news is losing out then..."

http://www.facenews.ua/images/doc/c/c/cc4009f-chich.jpg

Timewave

6th September 2015, 11:27 AM

WOW what a great point was made,
that if the punters don't get the true news,
that they make it up.

unfortunate there are other reasons for making things up
walter mittie springs to mind
if the poster was using their mind
and saying what was on it
which is not the case in this thread
cause in this thread you can only say what you are not thinking.:ohdear:

nostrum

6th September 2015, 11:40 AM

Appeals to The Thread Thread for order to be restored

MSG

6th September 2015, 11:41 AM

is concerned that "the goblin" should imply this thread is a game

nostrum

6th September 2015, 11:43 AM

Aghast

Timewave

6th September 2015, 11:47 AM

Appeals to The Thread Thread for order to be restored

you want fries with that?:getonwithit:

gib

6th September 2015, 12:42 PM

prefers the term "poster's remorse"

fleamailman

7th September 2015, 06:31 AM

"...a process with a goal then, but it's hard to say what isn't a game really, even if that game has deadly consequences..." mentioned the goblin continuing "...yet manipulating the media's content to the advantage of the state through either omissions or bias is hardly anything new now, only that the situation seems far worse today plus there are alternative medias that undermine that mainstream then...", in fact, the goblin felt that the term corporate takeover of government seemed one most apt, so much so that it might spell the end of the sovereign state per se, where the leveraged buyout of greece by the troika would be the precedent of this process in practice, greece followed by which other countries then, smiling "...ah yes, perhaps I should write about this a some point..."

http://www.writerscafe.org/uploads/rte/5199d44f424948dd1a5ee4e060d8eb86.jpg

Timewave

7th September 2015, 07:40 AM

wanders around contemplating the human condition of assigning symbolic meaning and then losing sight that it is symbolism and it is assigned.

gold turns into art turned back into gold.
bronze increasing in value with the patina of old
wood increasing in value depending on how well the tea is stained then sold

MSG

7th September 2015, 08:04 AM

Isn't completely sure all participants in this thread have quite got it

Hermit

7th September 2015, 08:08 AM

Wonders if anything posted in this thread can be regarded as "That which is not posted".

Timewave

7th September 2015, 08:15 AM

order! order! order!
Order in the thread!
Place your orders Please!

Timewave

7th September 2015, 08:17 AM

some may be interested in listening to participants who do have it.:christyes:

MSG

7th September 2015, 08:17 AM

Would have thought the answer to that was self-evident

MSG

7th September 2015, 08:18 AM

Decided not to clarify which post the previous one was replying to

Timewave

7th September 2015, 08:19 AM

won't say that self evidence is self subjective

Hermit

7th September 2015, 08:40 AM

Regards 'self subjective' as somewhat tautologous.

Majiffy

11th September 2015, 02:17 AM

Doesn't make a penis joke in spoilers

Timewave

11th September 2015, 02:27 AM

wonders how bad the 'joke' would have been.

Majiffy

11th September 2015, 02:31 AM

Wonders why anyone would think Majiffy could make a bad joke.

Timewave

11th September 2015, 02:32 AM

wonders whether to start an educational thread for some deluded posters.
thinks it's better left unposted.

nostrum

11th September 2015, 03:07 AM

does not log into sock account to troll a thread

nostrum

11th September 2015, 03:07 AM

does not feel very guilty for not doing that

nostrum

11th September 2015, 03:07 AM

picks a thread to post a five post combo

nostrum

11th September 2015, 03:08 AM

waffles about thread choice

nostrum

11th September 2015, 03:08 AM

decides not to do a five post combo

borealis

11th September 2015, 03:10 AM

thinks 'had I gotten here 5 minutes earlier'!

nostrum

11th September 2015, 03:10 AM

wonders if I'm the only one who felt that chill

borealis

11th September 2015, 03:13 AM

The Matriarchy Does Have a Cold Side

nostrum

11th September 2015, 03:19 AM

feels that The Matriarchy would never get anything done if otherwise

Majiffy

11th September 2015, 03:20 AM

Questions if the Matriarchy actually gets anything done now or if it just has a very successful PR team.

borealis

11th September 2015, 03:24 AM

The Matriarchy Also Takes Names

Majiffy

11th September 2015, 03:26 AM

:ohdear:

Timewave

11th September 2015, 03:35 AM

prepared to give names for right price.:nod:

borealis

11th September 2015, 03:38 AM

Takes Name

Majiffy

11th September 2015, 03:44 AM

Has a name too expensive for you to afford :stuckup: