Calling All Extraverts page 1

Exi5tentialist
17th January 2012, 01:15 AM
Let's take control from the Introverts! I've had it up to here with them.
Mr. Mellow
17th January 2012, 01:29 AM
*hides*
Bolero
17th January 2012, 01:35 AM
Absolutely!

...oh wait, you did say Perverts, right?
divagreen
17th January 2012, 01:38 AM
I would totally mass an introverts unite retaliation but I don't like crowds.
Fuzzy
17th January 2012, 01:39 AM
I've been becoming more extroverted recently but I mostly just get drunk and start making creepy jokes about making tea from old lady skin.

eta: In other words I think I'm still an introvert
Exi5tentialist
17th January 2012, 01:40 AM
Well I've had enough of them. Always reading books, writing lists, never going to parties. They're boring.
divagreen
17th January 2012, 01:40 AM
I go to parties but I am not a mingler.
Fuzzy
17th January 2012, 01:40 AM
I also have no trouble at all speaking in front of a crowd. I just say a lot of weird things while I do.
Exi5tentialist
17th January 2012, 01:41 AM
making tea from old lady skin.
now you're scaring me
Fuzzy
17th January 2012, 01:42 AM
No, I meant making it from dead skin cells that flaked off. The old ladies wouldn't be harmed.
Exi5tentialist
17th January 2012, 01:42 AM
I also have no trouble at all speaking in front of a crowd. I just say a lot of weird things while I do.

By a crowd, do you mean a doctor and two social workers?
Fuzzy
17th January 2012, 01:43 AM
No, I mean running a tutorial with ~30 students in it.

eta: the course is specifically targeted at non-science students so if there are any doctors there they are in the wrong class. MAYBE some of them might be social workers in the making, though.
ericv00
17th January 2012, 01:43 AM
In other words I think I'm still an introvert

You are a secret introvert. One day, you'll have to stop being open and honest with others about your introvert-ness and be honest with yourself.
Exi5tentialist
17th January 2012, 01:44 AM
No, I meant making it from dead skin cells that flaked off. The old ladies wouldn't be harmed.

Oh sorry, I thought you meant the actual skin. Thanks for the clarification :relieved:
Fuzzy
17th January 2012, 01:45 AM
Seriously though, with some sweeteners I think it would make some pretty delicious tea.
Exi5tentialist
17th January 2012, 01:50 AM
Seriously though, with some sweeteners I think it would make some pretty delicious tea.

Yeah but I'm a vegetarian, so unfortunately I wouldn't be able to partake. However, it may well be that old lady skin-cell tea becomes the new bacon sandwiches, forbidden fruit to vegetarians, but forever tempting, our achilles heel, if you like.

Have you ever tasted heel, by the way? I understand it's delicious.
Fuzzy
17th January 2012, 01:52 AM
I'm vegetarian, too! I make an exception if a person freely gives me part of themselves, though.

Like bodily fluids.
Exi5tentialist
17th January 2012, 02:12 AM
I'm vegetarian, too! I make an exception if a person freely gives me part of themselves, though.

Like bodily fluids.

Oh right, so it's like harvesting a willing resource, sort of like daily scrapings. I'll sleep on it.
nostrum
17th January 2012, 03:57 AM
I'm feeling very ill...

And no, I'm not an old lady and no you cannot harvest my dander :colbert:

To the OP: introverts will inherit the Earth, mark my words. I've read extensively about it and I have lists to prove it.
Bolero
17th January 2012, 03:58 AM
To the OP: introverts will inherit the Earth, .
I thought that was the meek... OIC....
Mr. Mellow
17th January 2012, 04:06 AM
Jeebus' didn't have a thesaurus, but if he had, I'm sure he would have said diffident instead; never mind that neither word existed at the time - his daddy could have easily popped them into existence.
MSG
17th January 2012, 11:19 AM
I've been becoming more extroverted recently but I mostly just get drunk and start making creepy jokes about making tea from old lady skin.

eta: In other words I think I'm still an introvert

:sadyes:
Cunt
18th January 2012, 02:18 AM
Extroverts are noisier, but I think introverts are better thinkers, writers and swallowers.
divagreen
18th January 2012, 03:43 AM
swallowers.

:D
Cunt
18th January 2012, 03:48 AM
ahem...got something in your teeth, there
Fuzzy
18th January 2012, 03:48 AM
Is there any way to make it taste better? I'm too salty.

eta: not that I've tasted or anything
Cunt
18th January 2012, 03:52 AM
Serve it with a wine that isn't quite so dry...white merlot? (white zinfandel is for teenaged girls)

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