I^m watching a crap movie page 1

Adenosine

21st January 2012, 01:30 PM

Volcano with Tommy Lee Jones and Anne Heche. Hard to be scared of a natural disaster you can outwalk. Not outrun, outwalk.

Use this thread to bag on Volcano or add your own crap movie experience. Maybe it can be a cautionary tale.

devogue

21st January 2012, 01:37 PM

You think you can outwalk it.

Then you get fucked my a piromaniac blow.

Nasty.

Adenosine

21st January 2012, 01:39 PM

Have you seen Volcano? It seeped from the ground. My double amputee uncle could have outwalked it. Mainly because he lost his arms not his legs, but you get the idea.

Dante's Peak with it's pyromaniac (lol) blow was much better.

devogue

21st January 2012, 01:42 PM

Have you seen Volcano? It seeped from the ground. My double amputee uncle could have outwalked it. Mainly because he lost his arms not his legs, but you get the idea.

Dante's Peak with it's pyromaniac (lol) blow was much better.

Yeah, it might seep but eventually you will run out of nice ground.Your Nike swoosh will be smiling on the other side of its face then.

nostrum

21st January 2012, 04:16 PM

Anne Heche. 'nuff said

Facetious

21st January 2012, 05:53 PM

I've not seen Volcano. The latest shit film I've seen was 2012: Ice Age. It made the Day after Tomorrow look good.

OmicronPersei8

20th April 2015, 01:32 PM

I find it odd that no shitty movies have been made for over 3 years.

borealis

20th April 2015, 01:34 PM

We've gotten better at not watching them?

OmicronPersei8

20th April 2015, 01:38 PM

I find it odd that no shitty movies have been made for over 3 years.

We've gotten better at not watching them?


I find it odd that no shitty movies have been made watched by majiffy for over 3 years.

borealis

20th April 2015, 01:41 PM

Oh. Understood!

Majiffy

21st April 2015, 02:14 AM

Dantes Peak was so much better than volcano.

Also I really wanna see thst newish super tornado film

Majiffy

21st April 2015, 02:15 AM

I find it odd that no shitty movies have been made watched by majiffy for over 3 years.

also this is false I watch shitty movies all the time

So many I dont remember most

Requiem

21st April 2015, 09:06 AM

Same.

Adenosine

21st April 2015, 10:31 AM

So many shitty movies.

The new Transformers, the second and third Matrix movies....lotsa movies.

Zeluvia

21st April 2015, 12:16 PM

pfft. Age of Ice is now the TOP of my shitty movie list.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3924510/

This movie is so Bad it's downright Amazing how bad it is.

I watched the Whole movie (off and on over a few days) just to see if it could stay that terrible all the way to the end, and I was not disappointed, the badness is very thorough.

Carlsson

21st April 2015, 12:18 PM

I saw sharknado

Zeluvia

21st April 2015, 12:25 PM

I saw sharknado

Same studio as Age of Ice, The Asylum, king of bad movies.

But compared to Age of Ice, Sharknado is a brilliant masterpiece.

http://www.imdb.com/company/co0042909/?ref_=tt_dt_co

Adenosine

21st April 2015, 12:48 PM

I liked Sharknado.

Adenosine

21st April 2015, 12:49 PM

pfft. Age of Ice is now the TOP of my shitty movie list.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3924510/

This movie is so Bad it's downright Amazing how bad it is.

I watched the Whole movie (off and on over a few days) just to see if it could stay that terrible all the way to the end, and I was not disappointed, the badness is very thorough.

Oh right, a rip off. Awesome.

Zeluvia

21st April 2015, 01:42 PM

pfft. Age of Ice is now the TOP of my shitty movie list.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3924510/

This movie is so Bad it's downright Amazing how bad it is.

I watched the Whole movie (off and on over a few days) just to see if it could stay that terrible all the way to the end, and I was not disappointed, the badness is very thorough.

Oh right, a rip off. Awesome.

only if you PAY for it.

nostrum

21st April 2015, 08:47 PM

The Interview. As billed elsewhere in a thread not necromanced by OP

Majiffy

22nd April 2015, 07:27 AM

The Interview. As billed elsewhere in a thread not necromanced by OP
Meh. It was a decently funny film. Not great, not hilarious.

Certainly not the stinking shitpile Pinapple Express, Napoleon Dynamite or those other shitty stoner movies were, though

nostrum

22nd April 2015, 08:46 AM

I only watched it due to media carry on about how the movie could be seen by the Nth Koreans.


Other crappy movies I wish I'd not seen: John Wick...American Sniper...


Ooh, anyone else seen Leviathan? I have, am interested to hear what others think.

Adenosine

22nd April 2015, 10:25 AM

Shut up Jiffy, Pineapple Express is awesome. And I don't even smoke weed.

Carlsson

22nd April 2015, 10:46 AM

Agreed, pineapple express is solid, but i dont like that rogan guy

Carlsson

22nd April 2015, 10:47 AM

Nostrum with the horrible taste, shocking

American sniper was good if not very good

Majiffy

23rd April 2015, 05:19 AM

I only watched it due to media carry on about how the movie could be seen by the Nth Koreans.
Whoops, I was thinking The Internship.

Never saw The Interview.

American sniper was good if not very good
American Sniper didn't even know itself what it wanted to say. It was like a leashed dog in a yard with a bunch of squirrels running just out of reach.

Carlsson

23rd April 2015, 03:27 PM

Dont be that guy majiffy, "it didnt even know itself", who talks like that? Fucking politicly correct homosexual hipster critics

gib

23rd April 2015, 04:07 PM

:popcorn:

MondoVman

25th April 2015, 12:32 AM

I enjoyed American Sniper for the movie and the true story it was based on.
Whine all you want about the existence of snipers, their lives, wives, emotions and thoughts. Still true. Still necessary.
Buncha goat fuckers complaining itt.

Requiem

25th April 2015, 11:14 AM

This thread doesn't even know itself what it wants to be. What's up with that?

borealis

25th April 2015, 04:52 PM

I want to watch a crap movie soon. The kind that is mostly for kids, maybe animated or full of CGI effects, with minimal angsty bullshit and a happy ending.

All I seem to have watched lately, because I am ultra passive regarding our media choices, is TV series that are certainly good, well-written, well acted drama, but god people are being murdered every five minutes (lookin' at you, Justified, Vikings, The Shield, GoT, Kidnapped...), or stupid Action movies.

Honestly I'm looking for something on the level of Cats vs Dogs.

Carlsson

25th April 2015, 07:01 PM

Big hero 6

borealis

25th April 2015, 07:06 PM

Hey Carlsson...

http://gawker.com/ok-swedish-people-run-new-york-now-thats-how-it-is-1699716171

nostrum

25th April 2015, 10:36 PM

the despicable me movies are pretty good

borealis

25th April 2015, 10:39 PM

Ah! I've never seen them but saw previews/trailers. I forgot about them. Could be just the thing.

MSG

25th April 2015, 11:09 PM

Big hero 6
This had been very well reviewed actually

nostrum

25th April 2015, 11:42 PM

Big hero 6

This had been very well reviewed actually


The robot was cute. Story a bit moralising for my taste. Despicable Me (and sequel) was actually funny and kept my attention the whole movie.

Carlsson

25th April 2015, 11:48 PM

Big hero 6
This had been very well reviewed actually

I enjoyed it alot.

gib

26th April 2015, 12:42 AM

the despicable me movies are pretty good

2 slightly deflated yet miraculously still aloft and disturbingly large 'minion' balloons are staring at me as we speak, i think one of them is called stuart

Timewave

26th April 2015, 03:44 AM

the despicable me movies are pretty good

2 slightly deflated yet miraculously still aloft and disturbingly large 'minion' balloons are staring at me as we speak, i think one of them is called stuart

Wasn't stuart a mouse?

This is not the first mindromp thread I have struggled to understand.
I am sure it won't be the last.

The name of the thread seems to imply you are all watching crap movies, (and probably) T.V, shows and asking for?
What?
Sympathy?
Bravery awards? :S
Is this like that movie where everyone does really stupid things to hurt themselves?
Just to show how stupid they are? :colbert:
Okay,
I volunteer to be the judge.
:getonwithit:

gib

26th April 2015, 12:58 PM

i think i know where you went wrong, i'm guessing you assumed that anyone actually reads aden's posts

nostrum

26th April 2015, 01:02 PM

who's?

Adenosine

26th April 2015, 10:28 PM

I'll end you. I'll end you and make it look like a bloody accident. :thwack:

Timewave

26th April 2015, 11:08 PM

I'll end you. I'll end you and make it look like a bloody accident. :thwack:

bloody? Yes :christyes:
Accident? no :nope: