The ^That which is not posted^ Thread page 5

Zeluvia

10th June 2015, 04:21 AM

longwinded rant on using the right word

Majiffy

10th June 2015, 04:24 AM

Intriguing inquiry

nostrum

10th June 2015, 04:28 AM

Privately tells of horror and embarrassment of the awful moment just now when I realised that my jeans zip was down... AFTER a 15min walk across site for a work lunch, AFTER the standing meet and greets and awkward guzzling down of almost edible catered sandwiches - all the while standing - whilst trying to maintain superficial blathery small talk, AFTER walking back across site to my desk, and just at the moment I sat down and felt breezy downstairs.

confidently expects this will go no further

Majiffy

10th June 2015, 04:29 AM

Oooh oooh oooh I was at a family party and kinda just wandering around haplessly for a good 20 minutes before I sat down and realized my jeans were still unzipped from when I took a shit earlier.

:therethere:

Zeluvia

10th June 2015, 04:41 AM

musing on the possibilities of an unzipped fly alarm phone app

Majiffy

10th June 2015, 04:42 AM

Detailing how the reality was much less longwinded than expected and that the viewing audiences are disappointed.

Majiffy

10th June 2015, 04:42 AM

musing on the possibilities of an unzipped fly alarm phone app
Becoming a millionaire before Zel learns how to code.

Zeluvia

10th June 2015, 04:42 AM

refrains from snarky comment about viewing disappointments

Majiffy

10th June 2015, 04:44 AM

Refrains from offering a contract for a second season

:burnsauce:

MSG

11th June 2015, 09:59 AM

posts belated support for the importance of bilateral scratching

nostrum

11th June 2015, 10:21 AM

revives inane other-thread

MSG

11th June 2015, 10:22 AM

reviles inane post in thread

nostrum

11th June 2015, 10:26 AM

revives another thread

gib

11th June 2015, 01:51 PM

relives another thread

Timewave

11th June 2015, 02:04 PM

wanders in to see if this is OP8s shit thread.
nah.
Wonders about trolling jiffy with a shitpost portal.
nah.
wanders off again.

MSG

11th June 2015, 02:11 PM

Asks "has he gone?" in a hoarse stage whisper

nostrum

11th June 2015, 02:16 PM

Remains flattened behind door

Timewave

11th June 2015, 02:19 PM

Oh? there you are! :smug:
Do you have a moment to talk about atheism?:awe:
I have several books here by Richard Dawkins that you may find interesting?:nod:

nostrum

11th June 2015, 02:21 PM

actually says "cough" and wanders off, picking left nostril absentmindedly

Brother Daniel

11th June 2015, 02:22 PM

posts support for bilateral picking

Timewave

11th June 2015, 02:24 PM

Oh well, am happily amused by the boogie hanging out of her right nostril and wander back to the shit thread waiting to spring unsuspectedly on the next one to be sprung.

borealis

11th June 2015, 02:28 PM

Shakes head sadly, sips reheated coffee.

nostrum

11th June 2015, 02:30 PM

Sniffs, wonders if accidentally stepped in a shit thread

borealis

11th June 2015, 02:33 PM

Tells nos to check her shoes.

MSG

12th June 2015, 04:34 AM

Tells borealis to turn that smiley with the high-pressure hose on to nostrum's feet

nostrum

12th June 2015, 04:59 AM

chooses OCD hand-washing instead

wonders if that's a trigger for bro d

Timewave

12th June 2015, 08:36 AM

returns to thread having changed his shoes and underwear.

MSG

12th June 2015, 08:38 AM

thinks it's about time Timewave started posting according to the established thread rules

nostrum

12th June 2015, 08:38 AM

wonders just whose shoes and underwear TW changed

MSG

12th June 2015, 08:40 AM

wonders if nostrum was mentally putting "wonders" in quote marks

Timewave

12th June 2015, 08:45 AM

wonders what rules are being used.

nostrum

12th June 2015, 09:49 AM

wonders about the wondering

Timewave

12th June 2015, 09:53 AM

I wonder I wonder I do, to quote a song.

MSG

12th June 2015, 09:54 AM

wanders off

nostrum

12th June 2015, 10:05 AM

mutters darkly about town mafia .gifs

Timewave

12th June 2015, 10:37 AM

Humms the 'Jaws Thyme'

borealis

12th June 2015, 01:38 PM

is puzzled by implied shark herbalism.

MSG

12th June 2015, 01:41 PM

Explains to the lady

Majiffy

13th June 2015, 12:22 AM

wonders just whose shoes and underwear TW changed
:smug:

Brother Daniel

13th June 2015, 03:16 AM

lengthy post about whether a single smiley qualifies as a valid TWINP post, presenting several arguments from both sides, but leaning slightly towards no

Majiffy

13th June 2015, 03:17 AM

:hmph:

MSG

13th June 2015, 03:29 AM

poses a hypothetical question regarding whether hating people from Buffalo is xenophobic.

post quotes bro D's last and is preceded by the 4-letter acronym tldr

nostrum

13th June 2015, 03:59 AM

links to meta analysis of many studies indicating that Buffalo-resident-hating is psychologically healthy and, indeed, morally right

prepares to defend 'morally right' statement

borealis

13th June 2015, 04:07 AM

links to obscure Vietnamese journal, article about hating water buffalo.

MSG

13th June 2015, 04:10 AM

short post observing that Google Translator Vietnamese has a way to go

nostrum

13th June 2015, 04:14 AM

checks that safe search is ON

MSG

13th June 2015, 04:18 AM

has now learned that water buffalo in Vietnamese is "trâu Nước"; does not feel his life has been noticeably enriched as a consequence

borealis

13th June 2015, 04:22 AM

argues that water buffalo and buffalo residents share many features in common, therefore article relevant, poor translation unfortunate.

MSG

13th June 2015, 04:24 AM

agrees with first premise re common features of water buffalo and buffalo, but argues this is not a sufficient test for relevance

borealis

13th June 2015, 04:28 AM

notes Dave Hawkins lurking the thread.

MSG

13th June 2015, 04:29 AM

performs exorcism wearing panicked expression

borealis

13th June 2015, 04:30 AM

quickly posts image of Buffalo skyline at sunset.

MSG

13th June 2015, 04:33 AM

posts smiley of that dill from the big bang theory breathing in a bag. feels dirty

nostrum

13th June 2015, 04:50 AM

thinks even less of MSG

MSG

13th June 2015, 04:51 AM

knows you love me

borealis

13th June 2015, 04:56 AM

wonders why she hangs out with people who are in about the farthest possible time zone from her own. yawns.

nostrum

13th June 2015, 05:00 AM

smiles at both being friends with a pseudo scandi speaker on t'other side of the planet and at MSG for being a sweetie, not that that would ever be acknowledged by either party

Majiffy

13th June 2015, 06:58 PM

Casually mentions his only passing resemblance to a water buffalo :smug:

MSG

13th June 2015, 11:32 PM

assumes the resemblance is to the bit used for passing solids

nostrum

14th June 2015, 05:12 AM

wonders if MSG means "hands" then realises this makes little sense

stews over conundrum

MSG

14th June 2015, 08:57 AM

Considers trying to find a previously posted gif of the back end of a rhinoceros but posts effort smiley instead

Majiffy

14th June 2015, 09:23 AM

assumes the resemblance is to the bit used for passing solids
:noo: passes solids pretty poorly tbh

So much TP

Majiffy

14th June 2015, 05:59 PM

:smug: Subbing in after Zel subs

gib

15th June 2015, 12:28 AM

pitches new thread: MR Men's Shed Thread, the thread for MR men within which to discuss men's issues

nostrum

15th June 2015, 12:29 AM

starts weeping

borealis

15th June 2015, 12:56 AM

feels creeping sense of dread, knows no good will come of above suggestion.

borealis

15th June 2015, 12:57 AM

brightens at the thought there might be toolbelts involved.

Zeluvia

15th June 2015, 01:04 AM

works on manly man sock names for shed invasion and domination

Zeluvia

15th June 2015, 01:05 AM

:smug: Subbing in after Zel subs

hoping for vig role

Majiffy

15th June 2015, 01:16 AM

:smug: Subbing in after Zel subs

hoping for vig role

http://i.imgur.com/JjTg3u6.jpg

borealis

15th June 2015, 01:18 AM

works on manly man sock names for shed invasion and domination

http://www.l4eclan.com/manlynames/

turn your sound down.

Majiffy

15th June 2015, 01:33 AM

"Turn your sound down? What the fuck does she oh"

Majiffy

15th June 2015, 01:34 AM

Really torn between these two
Slate Slagpile
Grissle Hardman


But I think, really,
Drunk Blowrod
:christyes:

Hermit

15th June 2015, 01:36 AM

pitches new thread: MR Men's Shed Thread, the thread for MR men within which to discuss men's issues
I don't need that. There's usually a toilet nearby whenever I feel the need to issue something.

Majiffy

15th June 2015, 01:39 AM

How many issues do you typically issue a month?

nostrum

15th June 2015, 01:57 AM

You have lots of issues

Zeluvia

15th June 2015, 02:01 AM

muses on the breaking of the rules of the thread, reminds herself what Jiffy said about clothes, leaves quickly

Timewave

15th June 2015, 02:07 AM

considers pointing out double standards.
nah, what's the point?
nah, fail to see the point.
nah, concedes the point.

thinks about yelling at everyone.
You're all fucken mutants.
but it seems pointless.
wanders off wondering about the waste of bits and bites and characters for spaces.

borealis

15th June 2015, 02:11 AM

wonders if this is about the toolbelts.

Hermit

15th June 2015, 02:15 AM

How many issues do you typically issue a month?
Depends. Are we talking about the shit I come up with, how often I take the piss, or both?

Timewave

15th June 2015, 02:32 AM

One wonders about linking majiffy and hermit up with OP8 on OP8's shit posting thread.

nah, let them dig themselves in a bit further and they will probably fall across it.

Majiffy

15th June 2015, 02:55 AM

muses on the breaking of the rules of the thread, reminds herself what Jiffy said about clothes, leaves quickly
But did you leave naked

How many issues do you typically issue a month?
Depends. Are we talking about the shit I come up with, how often I take the piss, or both?
Have you ever come up with shit while taking the piss? I find those rare instances very pleasurable.

One wonders about linking majiffy and hermit up with OP8 on OP8's shit posting thread.

nah, let them dig themselves in a bit further and they will probably fall across it.

:whyyou:

nostrum

15th June 2015, 03:01 AM

yells about fucking sticking to the fucking rules; belatedly checks account posting from

snickers at how that idiot gave me her password

Majiffy

15th June 2015, 03:10 AM

:smug: I'm going to nostrumize this thread.

MSG

15th June 2015, 11:33 AM

fucking agrees with fucking nostrum; punctuates post with fuck smiley; yells at fucking Hermit but ignores Majiffy

Hermit

15th June 2015, 11:50 AM

stands by innocently. :shrug:

Majiffy

16th June 2015, 12:12 AM

Giggles girlishly

:awe:

nostrum

16th June 2015, 02:02 AM

watches quietly

Timewave

16th June 2015, 05:36 AM

am cracking up over 'jiffy's girlish giggle.:christyes:

MSG

16th June 2015, 05:38 AM

posts soon smiley

Timewave

16th June 2015, 05:49 AM

smiley to late:therethere:

MSG

16th June 2015, 10:50 AM

posts soon smiley

notes 2,000th yay'd post with quiet satisfaction; nods thanks to Majiffy

nostrum

16th June 2015, 11:03 AM

starts a stealth campaign to remove all jiffy yays from undeserving posts; notes that own posts yayed count will be unafffected

MSG

16th June 2015, 11:44 AM

vows never to yay posts with 3 consecutive f's

Requiem

16th June 2015, 05:29 PM

Wonders why. Just, why?

Wonders off again.

gib

16th June 2015, 11:45 PM

thinks about solo hate sex

nostrum

16th June 2015, 11:56 PM

would play a solo on an instrument if had one and could play it

thinks saxophone would be cool

MSG

17th June 2015, 12:01 AM

Reposts the word instrument inside "quotation" marks

nostrum

17th June 2015, 12:12 AM

gasps

gib

17th June 2015, 12:51 AM

lyrics to baker street, in italics like jerome does

Majiffy

17th June 2015, 01:05 AM

thinks saxophone would be cool
You could blow my horn if you'd like.

borealis

17th June 2015, 01:12 AM

posts 'innocence and light'.

nostrum

17th June 2015, 01:23 AM

nods toward bor, in blissful ignorance of any connotations that may be being made

prepares aggressive PM for gib in case he does shit the place up with lyrics, italicised or no

Majiffy

17th June 2015, 01:24 AM

:oooh:

Majiffy

17th June 2015, 01:24 AM

xpost at bor

Gonzo

17th June 2015, 03:51 AM

a list of things that can be as enjoyable as sex can be

MSG

17th June 2015, 03:54 AM

disagrees with items 6 and 11 on the list

borealis

17th June 2015, 04:00 AM

Adds 14 and 72.

what?

MSG

17th June 2015, 04:04 AM

admits to some surprise that someone could come up with a list of 147 things as enjoyable as sex

Gonzo

17th June 2015, 04:06 AM

I finished pretty early on. :smugaf:

nostrum

17th June 2015, 04:08 AM

passes bor a calculator

nostrum

17th June 2015, 04:08 AM

updates opinion of gonzo

MSG

17th June 2015, 04:11 AM

never believed it anyway

doesn't explain what it is

nostrum

17th June 2015, 04:12 AM

shocked at pic MSG just sent me

MSG

17th June 2015, 04:12 AM

not surprised nostrum recognised it

nostrum

17th June 2015, 04:14 AM

googles "image angelic beluga", updates av

borealis

17th June 2015, 04:33 AM

expresses irritation with anatomical and evolutionary improbability of six limbed cetaceans.

MSG

17th June 2015, 04:34 AM

is reminded of Stephen Jay Gould's guest appearance on The Simpsons. frowns.

nostrum

17th June 2015, 04:35 AM

links b to a soccy TR thread

borealis

17th June 2015, 04:37 AM

considers what tr would do if admin b permabanned soccy and mass deleted all of his posts. :dinosaur:

nostrum

17th June 2015, 04:37 AM

goads

MSG

17th June 2015, 04:38 AM

secretly feels the same about the soccer threads on MR

nostrum

17th June 2015, 04:42 AM

openly feels the same

Timewave

17th June 2015, 04:52 AM

muttering to self about fucken rules.
thinks of adding lyrics to stuck in the middle with you.

Majiffy

17th June 2015, 11:06 AM

Goads

Timewave

17th June 2015, 12:44 PM

wonders what's with all the gonading lately.

Timewave

17th June 2015, 12:47 PM

got keyboard on middle of me
mouse to the rigt knee
terra cat on left knee
and luna cat on right arm of chair

not a bad place ot be stuck in the middle of

gib

17th June 2015, 01:31 PM

several animated gifs of cats suffering

Timewave

17th June 2015, 01:33 PM

pictures with fingers stuck in ears.

Majiffy

17th June 2015, 11:55 PM

[GOADING INTENSIFIES]

MSG

17th June 2015, 11:57 PM

quotes above post in square brackets so no text appears in postspy

nostrum

18th June 2015, 12:14 AM

snickers that people use postspy

Majiffy

18th June 2015, 02:46 AM

wonders what the fuck postspy is

nostrum

18th June 2015, 03:02 AM

tells jiffy that it's nearly as dumb as the chatbox, all the while gleeful about the pwning

MSG

18th June 2015, 03:07 AM

reposts the phrase nearly as dumb in quote marks

Majiffy

18th June 2015, 03:17 AM

Still no idea, enjoys the chatbox and slightly hurt by nossy's comment.

nostrum

18th June 2015, 03:17 AM

brief pang of guilt

back to 90% cocoa choc

Majiffy

18th June 2015, 03:18 AM

goads

nostrum

18th June 2015, 03:20 AM

wonders how the matriarchy is progressing with the soccy conundrum

Majiffy

18th June 2015, 03:23 AM

:smug:

borealis

18th June 2015, 03:24 AM

wonders how the matriarchy is progressing with the soccy conundrum

bides time.

MSG

18th June 2015, 03:36 AM

suggests Majiffy open MR in a web browser and pay careful attention to the links below the portal header, specifically the one between New Posts and Search.

or try clicking here http://mindromp.org/forum/vaispy.php

MSG

18th June 2015, 03:36 AM

wonders why anyone would care what the matriarchy on a dying forum are doing

borealis

18th June 2015, 03:39 AM

Reminds MSG that the Matriarchy Cares.

Majiffy

18th June 2015, 03:46 AM

Reminds borealis
The Matriarchy doesn't care

MSG

18th June 2015, 03:46 AM

doesn't care

MSG

18th June 2015, 03:46 AM

cares about being fucking ninja'd by Majiffy though :whyyou:

Majiffy

18th June 2015, 03:49 AM

:majiffy:

MSG

18th June 2015, 03:50 AM

:msg:

MSG

18th June 2015, 03:51 AM

Reminds MSG that The Matriarchy Cares.
corrects bo's post

Majiffy

18th June 2015, 04:03 AM

:msg:
:panic:

borealis

18th June 2015, 04:04 AM

Reminds MSG that The Matriarchy Cares.
corrects bo's post

Thanks msg, was bothered by it as soon as posted, but someone was being dumb in mafia.

MSG

18th June 2015, 04:07 AM

spots the trap

nostrum

18th June 2015, 04:07 AM

posts frog smiley

Timewave

18th June 2015, 07:50 AM

couldn't be bothered posting.:shrug:

Hermit

18th June 2015, 08:09 AM

several animated gifs of cats suffering
Pig out on this, fuckwit.
Warning: This is an example of extremely sickening violence.For the sadist in you

gib

18th June 2015, 09:56 AM

comments on the pace at which things escalated

MSG

18th June 2015, 10:00 AM

raises eyebrows, cocks head and smiles in surprise

gib

18th June 2015, 10:04 AM

wonders why americans don't spell it surprize

nostrum

18th June 2015, 10:14 AM

Utterly horrified

Hermit

18th June 2015, 10:23 AM

Wonders why spelling differences lead to horror.

Timewave

18th June 2015, 11:02 AM

wonders what the sentence would have been after I had beheaded the man with his own knife, If I caught him.:christyes:

Gonzo

18th June 2015, 12:40 PM

updates opinion of gonzo

updates self-opinion

MSG

18th June 2015, 12:48 PM

makes an educated guess that Gonzo's self-opinion doesn't rate on that list he posted earlier

Gonzo

18th June 2015, 12:57 PM

:getdown:

MondoVman

18th June 2015, 05:47 PM

Wonders the man of violent temper youtube posts pays the penalty; even if you rescue him, you will have it to do again.

nostrum

18th June 2015, 11:43 PM

needs urgent reassurance of a happy outcome of that awful video that I started to watch; posts the ohdear smiley to show bonafides

Timewave

18th June 2015, 11:51 PM

looking forward to seeing a video of the man being dismembered.

nostrum

18th June 2015, 11:51 PM

feels very upset and despairing...and not for the man

gib

18th June 2015, 11:57 PM

posts stock image of hypothetical cute fledglings that will now not get eaten

Hermit

19th June 2015, 12:32 AM

Admits to having stopped watching less than half the clip he himself posted on account of getting too upset by its content.

Majiffy

19th June 2015, 12:59 AM

Never watched the video because he didn't want to get upset.

borealis

19th June 2015, 01:40 AM

Watched just enough to see violence begin. Could not watch any further.

borealis

19th June 2015, 01:44 AM

Checked youtube comments.

1. No happy ending, it is what the title promises.
2. Comments 50/50 torture perp to death/lmao I hate cats

borealis

19th June 2015, 01:47 AM

Actually hermit never do that again please.

Majiffy

19th June 2015, 01:53 AM

:christyes:

Timewave

19th June 2015, 02:33 AM

have unfriended people for less on facebook.

Timewave

19th June 2015, 02:34 AM

wonders about 'Happy Endings'
just to change the subject.

MSG

20th June 2015, 07:04 AM

wonders if sufficient time has passed since The Youtube Incident to start posting again in the "That which is not posted" thread

MSG

20th June 2015, 07:06 AM

notices Thread was capitalised in the thread title but was not in previous post. twitches involuntarily in right arm

Timewave

20th June 2015, 07:15 AM

wonders if living with OCD is worth it.
Nah, I could never go straight!:sus:

MSG

21st June 2015, 03:39 AM

still twitching

borealis

21st June 2015, 03:40 AM

remarks on many new threads begun recently.

nostrum

21st June 2015, 05:31 AM

Esoterically muses about correlation vs causation

borealis

21st June 2015, 05:35 AM

notes that at this moment there are 14 members online at tr and 13 at mr. :dinosaur:

MSG

21st June 2015, 06:01 AM

observes that the evil plan is working; taps fingers together

Timewave

21st June 2015, 07:00 AM

Notes, what smilies are and are not being used.
wonders if nostrum will write a programme to record smilie use.

MSG

21st June 2015, 08:22 AM

Posts content

gib

21st June 2015, 01:01 PM

tries to sober post

nostrum

21st June 2015, 06:41 PM

Tells some people to piss off, but says it politely

borealis

21st June 2015, 10:00 PM

wonders if she should tell nostrun she sounds more sullen than polite. :oooh:

Timewave

21st June 2015, 10:36 PM

Get's inappropriate giggles

nostrum

22nd June 2015, 05:56 AM

Wonders if sullen is bad. Overthinks it.

Timewave

22nd June 2015, 07:58 AM

Over thinking?
Wonder s what that experience would be like?
Resolves to try it one day.

Requiem

22nd June 2015, 11:29 AM

Tries desperately to come to terms with the new mental image of nostrum after watching that episode of Frasier with the beluga caviare. Fails.

nostrum

22nd June 2015, 11:36 AM

won't admit that I used to watch that show, despite the curmudgeonly MSG-type in the show

Requiem

22nd June 2015, 11:39 AM

willingly admits to loving the show and always watching it when "working from home."

nostrum

22nd June 2015, 11:43 AM

wonders if req ever manages to keep a straight face when talking about his "working from home"

Requiem

22nd June 2015, 12:04 PM

knows that the secret is never to get cocky or do anything stupid like drop jokes about the rules of 'flexi-time club' (the first rule being there is no...)

MSG

22nd June 2015, 12:30 PM

Never watched that show. Is pleased about this fact.

Requiem

22nd June 2015, 12:37 PM

knows msg has no reason to be pleased at having never watched the most grammy winning show in the history of everything ever.

MSG

22nd June 2015, 12:40 PM

points out that Grammy winner is an oxymoron

Requiem

22nd June 2015, 12:48 PM

wonders is oxymoron gets the stains out of tea towels like fairy fast-acting oxygel.

MSG

22nd June 2015, 12:50 PM

explains that only works for morons. suspects req won't understand this explanation

Requiem

22nd June 2015, 02:49 PM

is impressed that MSG understands the one-liner aimed at morons. retains serene sense of superiority.

Majiffy

23rd June 2015, 04:12 AM

Never watched that show. Is pleased about this fact.
Doesn't yay this post

nostrum

23rd June 2015, 04:13 AM

watches the fabric of our known universe start to tear

borealis

23rd June 2015, 04:28 AM

knows that it will be knitted up again quickly, once the curmudgeon* and the flippant youth* get some sleep.

*interchangeable epithets.

MSG

23rd June 2015, 05:06 AM

isn't tired

Timewave

23rd June 2015, 06:01 AM

Wanders in.
See' the know it all's are boring every one again.

Wanders off bored.

MSG

24th June 2015, 07:48 AM

thinks he might be one of the know-it-alls, but doesn't know

nostrum

24th June 2015, 08:12 AM

knows

gib

24th June 2015, 08:59 AM

posts that smiley

nostrum

24th June 2015, 10:30 AM

eats another half kilo of chocolate, just to spite these people

gib

24th June 2015, 10:53 AM

reminds people that candy is for children and saddos

Timewave

24th June 2015, 11:53 AM

Get's on a high horse to point out chocolate is not 'candy' is food of the gods.

Falls off trying to dismount.

borealis

25th June 2015, 07:52 PM

Approves Timewave's message. Reminds readers that Mayans and Incans were very seriously adult about chocolate.

http://www.goddessgift.com/images/chocolate-goddess.jpg

Zeluvia

25th June 2015, 07:58 PM

remembers secret secret stash of chocolate, gives up on trying to catch up on forum posts..

borealis

25th June 2015, 08:02 PM

Stresses a little on recalling giving last of chocolate to neighbour who looked after cat for the past two days.

Hermit

25th June 2015, 08:29 PM

remembers the three 250 gram bars of dark chocolate with whole roasted almonds in the fridge. Breaks a row off one of them. Proceeds to leisurely eat it. Tells nobody about the stash.

Luckily this is the "The "That which is not posted" Thread" thread, so feels the secret is safe.

Requiem

25th June 2015, 08:30 PM

posts in the That which is not posted thread. Wonders if the relationship between the post and the thread could best be grasped paradoxically or dialectically.

Requiem

25th June 2015, 08:30 PM

Realises there is actually no given metaphysics of threadness, that the foreclosure of the ontological horizon is by no means guaranteed.

Requiem

25th June 2015, 08:30 PM

Decides on a Thomistic-Hegelian synthesis.

borealis

25th June 2015, 08:32 PM

Suspects above triple post is A Trap, avoids responding but waits with interest for someone else to bite.

Requiem

25th June 2015, 08:33 PM

Approaches Threadness through Aristotelian categories. Deduces some discomfiting facts about isness of threadness.

gib

25th June 2015, 08:45 PM

wonders what time everyone is starting drinking today

Hermit

25th June 2015, 08:46 PM

Is reminded of Heidegger's turgid nonsense. to wit:
Das Dasein ist ein Seiendes, das nicht nur unter anderem Seienden vorkommt. Es ist vielmehr dadurch ontisch ausgezeichnet, daß es diesem Seienden in seinem Sein um dieses Sein selbst geht. [...] Das Sein dieses Seienden ist je meines. Im Sein dieses Seienden verhält sich dieses selbst zu seinem Sein. Als Seiendes dieses Seins ist es seinem eigenen Sein überantwortet. Das Sein ist es, darum es diesem Seienden je selbst geht
Gotta stay in German. It makes even less sense in any other language, except possibly French and then only if Sartre did the translation.

Requiem

25th June 2015, 08:47 PM

remembers having a bit too much rum and coke last night.

gib

25th June 2015, 08:50 PM

suggests 'tying on one'

Requiem

25th June 2015, 08:55 PM

remembers not taking said contents of stomach to bed.

gib

25th June 2015, 09:22 PM

looks up synonyms for 'lightweight'

Requiem

25th June 2015, 09:24 PM

has nothing to offer but "I know, right?"

gib

25th June 2015, 09:28 PM

outlines rigorous training program

Zeluvia

25th June 2015, 09:30 PM

remembers that Kalhua doesn't really count as a drink

Requiem

25th June 2015, 09:33 PM

reaches for the antacid.

Timewave

25th June 2015, 11:25 PM

thinks of posting andrews sister as a linky thingy but decides to post without capitals or punctuation just to piss off over retentive thread questioner as a belated welcome back troll

Timewave

25th June 2015, 11:27 PM

hopes head is now hurting with belly:gun:

Timewave

25th June 2015, 11:28 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9OqUuA6a0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9OqUuA6a0

Majiffy

26th June 2015, 03:28 AM

remembers that Kalhua doesn't really count as a drink
Lol try downing 2 whole bottles and tell me otherwise you kants.

Requiem

26th June 2015, 11:55 AM

thinks of posting andrews sister as a linky thingy but decides to post without capitals or punctuation just to piss off over retentive thread questioner as a belated welcome back troll

hopes head is now hurting with belly:gun:

wonders whether Timewave will ever be able to just Let It Go!

nostrum

26th June 2015, 10:15 PM

Google translates the German because why not

Realises that I can't get that minute back

Settles in to watch messy alcohol-fueled posting

nostrum

26th June 2015, 10:17 PM

Wonders why we just can't all get along

Remembers who some of the posters here are

Watches YouTube of the dueling banjos in Deliverance

Requiem

26th June 2015, 11:16 PM

Wishes he had something quick and interesting to feed nostrum's youtube feed-up.

Goes with: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDc2FD-vy8M purely for the lulz.

Realises this is almost dad-like in its self-entertainment dimension, haz moar lulz and embraces dad-like attitude to nostrum from now on.

Timewave

26th June 2015, 11:27 PM

wonders what the sound he is making called?
Oh that's right.
Snort.

Requiem

26th June 2015, 11:34 PM

Proffers "chortle" for TW's delectation.

Timewave

26th June 2015, 11:52 PM

appreciates the proffered sound.
but fears it is to late as the snort has already been made.
unfortunately mouth was firmly shut when sound issued from throat.
Clearly A Snort, not a chortle.:ohdear:

Timewave

26th June 2015, 11:55 PM

was also meant as slightly derisive sound of post aimed at.
So all in all, sound comparison wise, the snort worked.:nod:

Requiem

26th June 2015, 11:55 PM

Chortles at TW's ramblings.

Timewave

26th June 2015, 11:56 PM

wonders of to continue filling trailer with designated rubbish to take to council tranfer station.

thinks, if he was a camera man, picture taker kind a guy. he would take picture of the dump for some thread on MR

Timewave

26th June 2015, 11:58 PM

Proffers "chortle" for TW's delectation.

Tries to ignore requiems, perhaps, misguided encouragement to go and do some work.