Top ten on topic tracks page 1
charlou
22nd January 2012, 01:35 AM
Videos optional.
The person who posts number ten posts the new theme.
First up: ten tracks about body function :D
1 Breathe
The Prodigy - Breathe - Tokyo 2008 - YouTube
The person who posts number ten posts the new theme.
First up: ten tracks about body function :D
1 Breathe
The Prodigy - Breathe - Tokyo 2008 - YouTube
oblivion
22nd January 2012, 02:29 AM
2. drinking rum and redbull
Drinking Rum & Redbull - YouTube
Drinking Rum & Redbull - YouTube
Supernaut
22nd January 2012, 02:39 AM
3. going poop:
Poop Song - YouTube
Poop Song - YouTube
oblivion
22nd January 2012, 02:54 AM
4. fever
Elvis Presley - Fever - YouTube
Elvis Presley - Fever - YouTube
charlou
22nd January 2012, 03:00 AM
5
Electric Six - "Danger! High Voltage" (Hi Res) - YouTube
Electric Six - "Danger! High Voltage" (Hi Res) - YouTube
Hermit
22nd January 2012, 03:02 AM
1. Breathe
2. drinking rum and redbull
3. going poop
4. fever
5. Sexual arousal
6. Ejaculate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
2. drinking rum and redbull
3. going poop
4. fever
5. Sexual arousal
6. Ejaculate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
oblivion
22nd January 2012, 03:13 AM
heartbeat
Childish Gambino - Heartbeat - YouTube
Childish Gambino - Heartbeat - YouTube
nostrum
22nd January 2012, 03:37 AM
1. Breathe
2. drinking rum and redbull
3. going poop
4. fever
5. Sexual arousal
6. Ejaculate
7. heartbeat
8. Insomnia
Faithless - Insomnia
2. drinking rum and redbull
3. going poop
4. fever
5. Sexual arousal
6. Ejaculate
7. heartbeat
8. Insomnia
Faithless - Insomnia
Orphia Nay
22nd January 2012, 07:00 AM
Mudhoney - Touch Me I'm Sick (music video) - YouTube
Jerome
22nd January 2012, 01:11 PM
Michael Jackson - Beat It - YouTube
oblivion
23rd January 2012, 03:38 AM
That was number 10. Jerome, what's the new theme?
Jerome
23rd January 2012, 03:42 AM
ten tracks about stalking
Rockwell - Somebody's Watching Me - YouTube
Rockwell - Somebody's Watching Me - YouTube
oblivion
23rd January 2012, 03:44 AM
The Police - Every Breath You Take - YouTube
Jerome
23rd January 2012, 03:48 AM
Janis Joplin - Ball And Chain (1969) Frankfurt, Germany - YouTube
oblivion
23rd January 2012, 03:52 AM
STALKIN' YOUR MOM featuring Wax - (Your Favorite Martian) - YouTube
Jerome
23rd January 2012, 03:57 AM
All I want - violent femmes - YouTube
oblivion
23rd January 2012, 04:24 AM
Lady Gaga - Paparazzi - YouTube
Supernaut
23rd January 2012, 04:25 AM
:whyyou: I came here to post that!
Supernaut
23rd January 2012, 04:27 AM
Mariah Carey - Obsessed Lyrics - YouTube
charlou
23rd January 2012, 05:35 AM
Numbers, guys :yes:
eight:
Night Prowler by AC/DC [HQ] High Quality - YouTube
eight:
Night Prowler by AC/DC [HQ] High Quality - YouTube
Magicziggy
23rd January 2012, 05:59 AM
Nine:
JibJab - Weird Al's "Do I Creep You Out?" Music Video - YouTube
JibJab - Weird Al's "Do I Creep You Out?" Music Video - YouTube
oblivion
23rd January 2012, 06:07 AM
Following You Around - YouTube
charlou
23rd January 2012, 06:11 AM
was that ten?
otherwise:
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Loverman - YouTube
You do the new one, ob.
otherwise:
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Loverman - YouTube
You do the new one, ob.
oblivion
23rd January 2012, 06:15 AM
intimations of mortality.
William Elliott Whitmore - I'm Diggin' My Grave - YouTube
William Elliott Whitmore - I'm Diggin' My Grave - YouTube
charlou
23rd January 2012, 06:24 AM
two
I Will Follow You into the Dark (video) album version audio - YouTube
I Will Follow You into the Dark (video) album version audio - YouTube
Magicziggy
23rd January 2012, 06:30 AM
Two
Gregorian - Where the wild roses grow - YouTube
Gregorian - Where the wild roses grow - YouTube
oblivion
23rd January 2012, 06:36 AM
four
Hole - Dying {Live} - YouTube
Hole - Dying {Live} - YouTube
divagreen
23rd January 2012, 06:37 AM
three:
Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear The Reaper - YouTube
Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear The Reaper - YouTube
MSG
23rd January 2012, 06:40 AM
Monty Python - Always Look on the Bright Side of Life - YouTube
Orphia Nay
23rd January 2012, 07:04 AM
MSG wins thread. :]
MSG
23rd January 2012, 07:09 AM
I shoulda waited for another 5 4 of those grungey death wish tracks & then just brought it home with that, shouldn't I? :)
Adenosine
23rd January 2012, 07:13 AM
Seven:
Metallica-Fade To Black - YouTube
And eight:
Galaxy Song - YouTube
Metallica-Fade To Black - YouTube
And eight:
Galaxy Song - YouTube
Adenosine
23rd January 2012, 07:14 AM
I shoulda waited for another 5 4 of those grungey death wish tracks & then just brought it home with that, shouldn't I? :)
:yes:
:yes:
Gonzo
23rd January 2012, 11:18 AM
Johnny Cash - Ain't No Grave [Official] - YouTube
Gonzo
23rd January 2012, 11:26 AM
10.
The Reaper's Favor - YouTube
The Reaper's Favor - YouTube
Gonzo
23rd January 2012, 11:30 AM
Top Ten Topic Tracks on Christianity
Ministry - Psalm 69 (live Sphinctour 1996) - YouTube
Ministry - Psalm 69 (live Sphinctour 1996) - YouTube
Adenosine
23rd January 2012, 11:32 AM
Number 2:
Nine Inch Nails - Heresy HD (live w/ Danny Lohner @ Henry Fonda 9/8/09) + Trent Introduces - YouTube
Nine Inch Nails - Heresy HD (live w/ Danny Lohner @ Henry Fonda 9/8/09) + Trent Introduces - YouTube
divagreen
23rd January 2012, 11:38 AM
three:
Marilyn Manson - Personal Jesus - YouTube
Marilyn Manson - Personal Jesus - YouTube
charlou
23rd January 2012, 12:50 PM
four
Jesus Loves Me by Tara - YouTube
Jesus Loves Me by Tara - YouTube
Jerome
23rd January 2012, 01:42 PM
Motley Crue - In The Beginning/Shout At The Devil - YouTube
Hermit
23rd January 2012, 01:46 PM
Thank you, God
by Tim Minchin
Unfortunately not available on Youtube, but the lyrics are worth perusing for its biting sardonicism.
I have an apology to make,
I’m afraid I made a big mistake,
I turned my face away from You, Lord.
I was too blind to see the light,
I was too weak to feel your might,
I closed my eyes,
I couldn’t see the truth, Lord.
But then like Saul on the Damascus road,
You sent a message to me and so,
I have had the truth revealed to me.
Please forgive me all those things I said,
I’ll no longer betray you, Lord,
I will pray to you instead.
And I will say thank you, thank you, thank you God,
Thank you, thank you, thank you God.
-
Thankyou God for fixing the cataracts of Sam’s mum.
I had no idea but it’s suddenly so clear now,
I feel like such a cynic how could I have been so dumb.
Thank you for displaying how praying works ,
A particular prayer in a particular church,
Thank Sam for this chance to acknowledge this omnipotent ophthalmologist.
-
Thank you God for fixing the cataracts of Sam’s mum.
I didn’t realise that it was so simple,
But you’ve shown a great example of just how it can be done,
You only need to pray in a particular spot,
To a particular version of a particular god ,
And if you pull that off without a hitch,
He will fix one eye on one middle-class white bitch.
-
I know in the past my outlook has been limited,
I couldn’t see examples of where life had been divinitive ,
But I can admit it when the evidence is clear,
As clear as Sam’s mum’s new cornea.
Extremely clear!
Extremely clear.
-
Thankyou God for fixing the cataracts of Sam’s mum.
I have to admit that in the past I have been skeptical,
But Sam described this miracle and I am overcome.
How fitting that the citing of a sight-based intervention, (corrected by Mark. “Sighting!” What was I thinking!?)
Should open my eyes to this exciting new dimension.
It’s like someone put an eye chart on the wall in front of me,
And the top five letters said I C G O D.
-
Thank you Sam for showing how my point of view has been so flawed.
I assumed there was no God at all but now I see that’s cynical,
It’s simply that His interests aren’t particularly broad.
He’s largely undiverted by the starving masses,
Or the inequality between the classes.
He gives out strictly limited passes,
Redeemable for surgery or two-for-one glasses.
I feel so shocking for historically mocking.
Your interests are clearly confined to the ocular.
I bet given the chance you’d eschew the divine,
And start a little business selling contacts online.
-
Fuck me Sam, what are the odds that of history’s endless parade of gods,
That the god that you just happen to be taught to believe in is the actual one and he digs on healing,
But not the AIDS-ridden African nations, or the victims of the plague or the flood addled Asians,
But healthy, privately-insured Australians, with common and curable corneal degenerations? (Edited by Andrew)
This story of Sam’s has but a single explanation:
A surgical god who digs on magic operations.
No it couldn’t be mistaken attribution of causation,
Born of a coincidental temporal correlation,
Exacerbated by a general lack of education,
Vis-a-vis physics in Sam’s parish congregation.
And it couldn’t be that all these pious people are liars.
It couldn’t be an artifact of confirmation bias.
A product of group think, (corrected by Mark)
A mass delusion,
An Emperor’s-New-Clothes-style fear of exclusion.
No it’s more likely to be an all powerful magician,
Than the misdiagnoses of the initial condition,
Or one of many cases of spontaneous remission,
Or a record-keeping glitch by the local physician.
-
No, the only explanation for Sam’s mum seeing:
They prayed to an all-knowing superbeing.
To the omnipresent master of the universe,
And he liked the sound of their muttered verse.
So for a bit of a change from his usual stunt,
Of being a sexist, racist, murderous cunt,
He popped down to Dandenong and just like that,
Used his powers to heal the cataracts,
Of Sam’s mum.
Of Sam’s mum.
-
Thankyou God for fixing the cataracts of Sam’s mum.
I didn’t realise that it was such a simple thing.
I feel like such a ding-a-ling, what an ignorant scum.
Now I understand how prayer can work,
A particular prayer in a particular church,
In a particular style, with particular stuff,
And for particular problems that aren’t particularly tough,
And for particular people, preferably white,
For particular senses, preferably sight,
A particular prayer in a particular spot,
To a particular version of a particular god.
And if you get that right, he just might,
Take a break from giving babies malaria,
And pop down to your local area,
To fix the cataracts of your mum.
Hallelujah!
by Tim Minchin
Unfortunately not available on Youtube, but the lyrics are worth perusing for its biting sardonicism.
I have an apology to make,
I’m afraid I made a big mistake,
I turned my face away from You, Lord.
I was too blind to see the light,
I was too weak to feel your might,
I closed my eyes,
I couldn’t see the truth, Lord.
But then like Saul on the Damascus road,
You sent a message to me and so,
I have had the truth revealed to me.
Please forgive me all those things I said,
I’ll no longer betray you, Lord,
I will pray to you instead.
And I will say thank you, thank you, thank you God,
Thank you, thank you, thank you God.
-
Thankyou God for fixing the cataracts of Sam’s mum.
I had no idea but it’s suddenly so clear now,
I feel like such a cynic how could I have been so dumb.
Thank you for displaying how praying works ,
A particular prayer in a particular church,
Thank Sam for this chance to acknowledge this omnipotent ophthalmologist.
-
Thank you God for fixing the cataracts of Sam’s mum.
I didn’t realise that it was so simple,
But you’ve shown a great example of just how it can be done,
You only need to pray in a particular spot,
To a particular version of a particular god ,
And if you pull that off without a hitch,
He will fix one eye on one middle-class white bitch.
-
I know in the past my outlook has been limited,
I couldn’t see examples of where life had been divinitive ,
But I can admit it when the evidence is clear,
As clear as Sam’s mum’s new cornea.
Extremely clear!
Extremely clear.
-
Thankyou God for fixing the cataracts of Sam’s mum.
I have to admit that in the past I have been skeptical,
But Sam described this miracle and I am overcome.
How fitting that the citing of a sight-based intervention, (corrected by Mark. “Sighting!” What was I thinking!?)
Should open my eyes to this exciting new dimension.
It’s like someone put an eye chart on the wall in front of me,
And the top five letters said I C G O D.
-
Thank you Sam for showing how my point of view has been so flawed.
I assumed there was no God at all but now I see that’s cynical,
It’s simply that His interests aren’t particularly broad.
He’s largely undiverted by the starving masses,
Or the inequality between the classes.
He gives out strictly limited passes,
Redeemable for surgery or two-for-one glasses.
I feel so shocking for historically mocking.
Your interests are clearly confined to the ocular.
I bet given the chance you’d eschew the divine,
And start a little business selling contacts online.
-
Fuck me Sam, what are the odds that of history’s endless parade of gods,
That the god that you just happen to be taught to believe in is the actual one and he digs on healing,
But not the AIDS-ridden African nations, or the victims of the plague or the flood addled Asians,
But healthy, privately-insured Australians, with common and curable corneal degenerations? (Edited by Andrew)
This story of Sam’s has but a single explanation:
A surgical god who digs on magic operations.
No it couldn’t be mistaken attribution of causation,
Born of a coincidental temporal correlation,
Exacerbated by a general lack of education,
Vis-a-vis physics in Sam’s parish congregation.
And it couldn’t be that all these pious people are liars.
It couldn’t be an artifact of confirmation bias.
A product of group think, (corrected by Mark)
A mass delusion,
An Emperor’s-New-Clothes-style fear of exclusion.
No it’s more likely to be an all powerful magician,
Than the misdiagnoses of the initial condition,
Or one of many cases of spontaneous remission,
Or a record-keeping glitch by the local physician.
-
No, the only explanation for Sam’s mum seeing:
They prayed to an all-knowing superbeing.
To the omnipresent master of the universe,
And he liked the sound of their muttered verse.
So for a bit of a change from his usual stunt,
Of being a sexist, racist, murderous cunt,
He popped down to Dandenong and just like that,
Used his powers to heal the cataracts,
Of Sam’s mum.
Of Sam’s mum.
-
Thankyou God for fixing the cataracts of Sam’s mum.
I didn’t realise that it was such a simple thing.
I feel like such a ding-a-ling, what an ignorant scum.
Now I understand how prayer can work,
A particular prayer in a particular church,
In a particular style, with particular stuff,
And for particular problems that aren’t particularly tough,
And for particular people, preferably white,
For particular senses, preferably sight,
A particular prayer in a particular spot,
To a particular version of a particular god.
And if you get that right, he just might,
Take a break from giving babies malaria,
And pop down to your local area,
To fix the cataracts of your mum.
Hallelujah!
Gonzo
23rd January 2012, 02:09 PM
That's the coolest version of Heresy I've seen, and I fucking love nin more than life itself.
Gonzo
23rd January 2012, 02:20 PM
8.
Black Sabbath - Heaven and Hell (Sydney 1980) Pt. 1 - YouTube
Black Sabbath - Heaven and Hell (Sydney 1980) Pt. 1 - YouTube
Facetious
23rd January 2012, 03:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79fzeNUqQbQ
Gonzo
23rd January 2012, 04:16 PM
10.
Leonard Cohen - Waiting for the Miracle - YouTube
Leonard Cohen - Waiting for the Miracle - YouTube
Gonzo
23rd January 2012, 04:17 PM
Top Ten Topic Tracks on mental illness
1.
ohGr - Borderline - YouTube
1.
ohGr - Borderline - YouTube
Facetious
23rd January 2012, 04:39 PM
2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FxxHuIwY0A
Jerome
23rd January 2012, 08:50 PM
3.
Jimi Hendrix - Manic Depression - YouTube
Jimi Hendrix - Manic Depression - YouTube
Hermit
24th January 2012, 02:05 AM
4.
Napoleon XIV - They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha Ha!
Napoleon XIV - They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha Ha!
Adenosine
24th January 2012, 03:35 AM
Five:
Metallica Seattle 1989 - Welcome Home (Sanitarium) - YouTube
Metallica Seattle 1989 - Welcome Home (Sanitarium) - YouTube
Adenosine
24th January 2012, 03:38 AM
Thank you, God
by Tim Minchin
Unfortunately not available on Youtube, but the lyrics are worth perusing for its biting sardonicism.
I have an apology to make,
I’m afraid I made a big mistake,
I turned my face away from You, Lord.
I was too blind to see the light,
I was too weak to feel your might,
I closed my eyes,
I couldn’t see the truth, Lord.
But then like Saul on the Damascus road,
You sent a message to me and so,
I have had the truth revealed to me.
Please forgive me all those things I said,
I’ll no longer betray you, Lord,
I will pray to you instead.
And I will say thank you, thank you, thank you God,
Thank you, thank you, thank you God.
-
Thankyou God for fixing the cataracts of Sam’s mum.
I had no idea but it’s suddenly so clear now,
I feel like such a cynic how could I have been so dumb.
Thank you for displaying how praying works ,
A particular prayer in a particular church,
Thank Sam for this chance to acknowledge this omnipotent ophthalmologist.
-
Thank you God for fixing the cataracts of Sam’s mum.
I didn’t realise that it was so simple,
But you’ve shown a great example of just how it can be done,
You only need to pray in a particular spot,
To a particular version of a particular god ,
And if you pull that off without a hitch,
He will fix one eye on one middle-class white bitch.
-
I know in the past my outlook has been limited,
I couldn’t see examples of where life had been divinitive ,
But I can admit it when the evidence is clear,
As clear as Sam’s mum’s new cornea.
Extremely clear!
Extremely clear.
-
Thankyou God for fixing the cataracts of Sam’s mum.
I have to admit that in the past I have been skeptical,
But Sam described this miracle and I am overcome.
How fitting that the citing of a sight-based intervention, (corrected by Mark. “Sighting!” What was I thinking!?)
Should open my eyes to this exciting new dimension.
It’s like someone put an eye chart on the wall in front of me,
And the top five letters said I C G O D.
-
Thank you Sam for showing how my point of view has been so flawed.
I assumed there was no God at all but now I see that’s cynical,
It’s simply that His interests aren’t particularly broad.
He’s largely undiverted by the starving masses,
Or the inequality between the classes.
He gives out strictly limited passes,
Redeemable for surgery or two-for-one glasses.
I feel so shocking for historically mocking.
Your interests are clearly confined to the ocular.
I bet given the chance you’d eschew the divine,
And start a little business selling contacts online.
-
Fuck me Sam, what are the odds that of history’s endless parade of gods,
That the god that you just happen to be taught to believe in is the actual one and he digs on healing,
But not the AIDS-ridden African nations, or the victims of the plague or the flood addled Asians,
But healthy, privately-insured Australians, with common and curable corneal degenerations? (Edited by Andrew)
This story of Sam’s has but a single explanation:
A surgical god who digs on magic operations.
No it couldn’t be mistaken attribution of causation,
Born of a coincidental temporal correlation,
Exacerbated by a general lack of education,
Vis-a-vis physics in Sam’s parish congregation.
And it couldn’t be that all these pious people are liars.
It couldn’t be an artifact of confirmation bias.
A product of group think, (corrected by Mark)
A mass delusion,
An Emperor’s-New-Clothes-style fear of exclusion.
No it’s more likely to be an all powerful magician,
Than the misdiagnoses of the initial condition,
Or one of many cases of spontaneous remission,
Or a record-keeping glitch by the local physician.
-
No, the only explanation for Sam’s mum seeing:
They prayed to an all-knowing superbeing.
To the omnipresent master of the universe,
And he liked the sound of their muttered verse.
So for a bit of a change from his usual stunt,
Of being a sexist, racist, murderous cunt,
He popped down to Dandenong and just like that,
Used his powers to heal the cataracts,
Of Sam’s mum.
Of Sam’s mum.
-
Thankyou God for fixing the cataracts of Sam’s mum.
I didn’t realise that it was such a simple thing.
I feel like such a ding-a-ling, what an ignorant scum.
Now I understand how prayer can work,
A particular prayer in a particular church,
In a particular style, with particular stuff,
And for particular problems that aren’t particularly tough,
And for particular people, preferably white,
For particular senses, preferably sight,
A particular prayer in a particular spot,
To a particular version of a particular god.
And if you get that right, he just might,
Take a break from giving babies malaria,
And pop down to your local area,
To fix the cataracts of your mum.
Hallelujah!
My wife is going to see him on Saturday night. I haz a jealous but someone had to make sure the kids didn't Lord of the Flies.
I sing that song to myself frequently, usually when I see someone on the news "Thanking God" that the tragedy that wiped out half their town didn't kill everyone.
by Tim Minchin
Unfortunately not available on Youtube, but the lyrics are worth perusing for its biting sardonicism.
I have an apology to make,
I’m afraid I made a big mistake,
I turned my face away from You, Lord.
I was too blind to see the light,
I was too weak to feel your might,
I closed my eyes,
I couldn’t see the truth, Lord.
But then like Saul on the Damascus road,
You sent a message to me and so,
I have had the truth revealed to me.
Please forgive me all those things I said,
I’ll no longer betray you, Lord,
I will pray to you instead.
And I will say thank you, thank you, thank you God,
Thank you, thank you, thank you God.
-
Thankyou God for fixing the cataracts of Sam’s mum.
I had no idea but it’s suddenly so clear now,
I feel like such a cynic how could I have been so dumb.
Thank you for displaying how praying works ,
A particular prayer in a particular church,
Thank Sam for this chance to acknowledge this omnipotent ophthalmologist.
-
Thank you God for fixing the cataracts of Sam’s mum.
I didn’t realise that it was so simple,
But you’ve shown a great example of just how it can be done,
You only need to pray in a particular spot,
To a particular version of a particular god ,
And if you pull that off without a hitch,
He will fix one eye on one middle-class white bitch.
-
I know in the past my outlook has been limited,
I couldn’t see examples of where life had been divinitive ,
But I can admit it when the evidence is clear,
As clear as Sam’s mum’s new cornea.
Extremely clear!
Extremely clear.
-
Thankyou God for fixing the cataracts of Sam’s mum.
I have to admit that in the past I have been skeptical,
But Sam described this miracle and I am overcome.
How fitting that the citing of a sight-based intervention, (corrected by Mark. “Sighting!” What was I thinking!?)
Should open my eyes to this exciting new dimension.
It’s like someone put an eye chart on the wall in front of me,
And the top five letters said I C G O D.
-
Thank you Sam for showing how my point of view has been so flawed.
I assumed there was no God at all but now I see that’s cynical,
It’s simply that His interests aren’t particularly broad.
He’s largely undiverted by the starving masses,
Or the inequality between the classes.
He gives out strictly limited passes,
Redeemable for surgery or two-for-one glasses.
I feel so shocking for historically mocking.
Your interests are clearly confined to the ocular.
I bet given the chance you’d eschew the divine,
And start a little business selling contacts online.
-
Fuck me Sam, what are the odds that of history’s endless parade of gods,
That the god that you just happen to be taught to believe in is the actual one and he digs on healing,
But not the AIDS-ridden African nations, or the victims of the plague or the flood addled Asians,
But healthy, privately-insured Australians, with common and curable corneal degenerations? (Edited by Andrew)
This story of Sam’s has but a single explanation:
A surgical god who digs on magic operations.
No it couldn’t be mistaken attribution of causation,
Born of a coincidental temporal correlation,
Exacerbated by a general lack of education,
Vis-a-vis physics in Sam’s parish congregation.
And it couldn’t be that all these pious people are liars.
It couldn’t be an artifact of confirmation bias.
A product of group think, (corrected by Mark)
A mass delusion,
An Emperor’s-New-Clothes-style fear of exclusion.
No it’s more likely to be an all powerful magician,
Than the misdiagnoses of the initial condition,
Or one of many cases of spontaneous remission,
Or a record-keeping glitch by the local physician.
-
No, the only explanation for Sam’s mum seeing:
They prayed to an all-knowing superbeing.
To the omnipresent master of the universe,
And he liked the sound of their muttered verse.
So for a bit of a change from his usual stunt,
Of being a sexist, racist, murderous cunt,
He popped down to Dandenong and just like that,
Used his powers to heal the cataracts,
Of Sam’s mum.
Of Sam’s mum.
-
Thankyou God for fixing the cataracts of Sam’s mum.
I didn’t realise that it was such a simple thing.
I feel like such a ding-a-ling, what an ignorant scum.
Now I understand how prayer can work,
A particular prayer in a particular church,
In a particular style, with particular stuff,
And for particular problems that aren’t particularly tough,
And for particular people, preferably white,
For particular senses, preferably sight,
A particular prayer in a particular spot,
To a particular version of a particular god.
And if you get that right, he just might,
Take a break from giving babies malaria,
And pop down to your local area,
To fix the cataracts of your mum.
Hallelujah!
My wife is going to see him on Saturday night. I haz a jealous but someone had to make sure the kids didn't Lord of the Flies.
I sing that song to myself frequently, usually when I see someone on the news "Thanking God" that the tragedy that wiped out half their town didn't kill everyone.
charlou
24th January 2012, 03:46 AM
six
the screaming jets - helping hand - YouTube
the screaming jets - helping hand - YouTube
charlou
25th January 2012, 03:49 AM
seven
Jethro Tull - Life's A Long Song, 1971 - The Minstrel Looks Back 2-DVD - YouTube
Jethro Tull - Life's A Long Song, 1971 - The Minstrel Looks Back 2-DVD - YouTube
MSG
25th January 2012, 04:53 AM
Black Sabbath - Paranoid(1970 - Music Video) - YouTube
Jerome
25th January 2012, 06:11 AM
Nine Inch Nails - The Hand That Feeds - YouTube
Jerome
25th January 2012, 06:12 AM
The Beatles-I am the Walrus(BEST QUALITY) - YouTube
Jerome
25th January 2012, 06:14 AM
Top Ten Topic Tracks on then
1.
Bruce Springsteen - Glory Days - YouTube
1.
Bruce Springsteen - Glory Days - YouTube
MSG
25th January 2012, 06:16 AM
The way we were - YouTube
Mantisdreamz
25th January 2012, 06:16 AM
9.
Paranoid Android
Paranoid Android
Facetious
25th January 2012, 11:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0DU4DoPP4
MSG
26th January 2012, 11:15 PM
GANGgajang - Sounds Of Then (This Is Australia) - YouTube
Jerome
26th January 2012, 11:21 PM
5.
The Beatles-Yesterday Lyrics - YouTube
The Beatles-Yesterday Lyrics - YouTube
Mr. Mellow
26th January 2012, 11:32 PM
6.
Those Were the Days - All in the Family intro
Those Were the Days - All in the Family intro
Facetious
26th January 2012, 11:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff0oWESdmH0
charlou
27th January 2012, 02:26 AM
8
Authority Zero - One More Minute (Video) Radio Edit Audio - YouTube
Authority Zero - One More Minute (Video) Radio Edit Audio - YouTube
Jerome
27th January 2012, 02:29 AM
i wasn't sure at the beginning, it fits and is right, thanks! :blinksmile:
Jerome
27th January 2012, 02:31 AM
i find the best way this thread works is to play the songs whilst transversing the internets ..
Jerome
27th January 2012, 02:32 AM
9.
Elvis Presley - You Were Always On My Mind - YouTube
Elvis Presley - You Were Always On My Mind - YouTube
Adenosine
27th January 2012, 03:44 AM
10.
Bryan Adams - Summer Of '69 - YouTube
Bryan Adams - Summer Of '69 - YouTube
Adenosine
27th January 2012, 03:48 AM
Dealing with intolerance:
Babylon Zoo - Spaceman (Original Version - HQ Audio) - YouTube
Babylon Zoo - Spaceman (Original Version - HQ Audio) - YouTube
Jerome
27th January 2012, 03:50 AM
2.
Twisted Sister - We're Not Gonna Take It - YouTube
Twisted Sister - We're Not Gonna Take It - YouTube
MSG
27th January 2012, 03:52 AM
From Little Things Big Things Grow - Make Poverty History - YouTube
Daphne Girl
27th January 2012, 03:52 AM
Awesome song Jerome!!!!
Daphne Girl
27th January 2012, 03:54 AM
(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party) - YouTube
charlou
27th January 2012, 04:08 AM
From Little Things Big Things Grow - Make Poverty History - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tHEGo-g3mw)
Nice. :)
Nice. :)
MSG
27th January 2012, 04:27 AM
:yes:
charlou
27th January 2012, 04:45 AM
5 ... well meaning, perhaps, but shallow, segregational and completely missing the point as well made by Morgan Freeman. :)
JESUS LOVES THE LITTLE CHILDREN - YouTube
JESUS LOVES THE LITTLE CHILDREN - YouTube
Hermit
27th January 2012, 05:10 AM
6. We Shall Overcome
The lyrics are stupendously banal, but this song served as quite an effective motivational device in the fight against racist laws in the USA. A rallying call that motivated, the singing of which bonded and empowered.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNYeqe3LewE
The lyrics are stupendously banal, but this song served as quite an effective motivational device in the fight against racist laws in the USA. A rallying call that motivated, the singing of which bonded and empowered.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNYeqe3LewE
Mr. Mellow
27th January 2012, 05:22 AM
7. What's Going On? - Marvin Gaye
What's Going On? - Marvin Gaye
What's Going On? - Marvin Gaye
Adenosine
27th January 2012, 05:29 AM
From Little Things Big Things Grow - Make Poverty History - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tHEGo-g3mw)
Nice. :)
:nada:
Nice. :)
:nada:
Facetious
28th January 2012, 02:27 AM
8. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpZm1TstpjQ
nick
28th January 2012, 02:55 AM
9. Nigger Hatin Me - YouTube
Mr. Mellow
28th January 2012, 03:08 AM
10.
Bob Marley - One Love - YouTube
Next topic: Places
Bob Marley - One Love - YouTube
Next topic: Places
Adenosine
28th January 2012, 03:11 AM
1.
moscow - YouTube
And it is so awesome it should be all ten.
moscow - YouTube
And it is so awesome it should be all ten.
Mr. Mellow
28th January 2012, 03:13 AM
2.
California Dreamin - Mamas & the Papas
California Dreamin - Mamas & the Papas
Mr. Mellow
28th January 2012, 03:15 AM
... And it is so awesome it should be all ten.
Liked it. :thumbsup:
Liked it. :thumbsup:
nick
28th January 2012, 03:21 AM
3. Bishop Allen - Oklahoma - YouTube
Brother Daniel
28th January 2012, 04:09 AM
4.
Rational Youth - Dancing on the Berlin Wall (1982) - YouTube
Rational Youth - Dancing on the Berlin Wall (1982) - YouTube
Jerome
28th January 2012, 12:51 PM
5.
The devil went down to Georgia lyrics [original] - YouTube
The devil went down to Georgia lyrics [original] - YouTube
Magicziggy
28th January 2012, 01:41 PM
6.
Rush - A Passage To Bangkok - YouTube
Rush - A Passage To Bangkok - YouTube
Imp
28th January 2012, 07:13 PM
Ooh, fun
7.
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Lodi (1969) - YouTube
7.
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Lodi (1969) - YouTube
nostrum
28th January 2012, 07:28 PM
^nerd
Imp
28th January 2012, 07:44 PM
How does that...
Ack.
Ack.
Gonzo
28th January 2012, 08:52 PM
Intolerance - Tool - YouTube
ah, wrong page.
ah, wrong page.
MSG
29th January 2012, 12:02 AM
8. Paul Kelly - From St.Kilda to Kings Cross - YouTube
Magicziggy
29th January 2012, 12:08 AM
^^reminds me of another Paul Kelly song
9.
Every fucking city by Paul Kelly - YouTube
9.
Every fucking city by Paul Kelly - YouTube
MSG
29th January 2012, 12:15 AM
Tempted to post Paul Kelly's "Adelaide" now but that might be labouring it a bit too much
MSG
29th January 2012, 12:18 AM
Instead:
The Clash - London Calling - YouTube
The Clash - London Calling - YouTube
MSG
29th January 2012, 12:24 AM
Next up: family relationships...
Mary Black and Shane Howard - Flesh and Blood - YouTube
Mary Black and Shane Howard - Flesh and Blood - YouTube
Adenosine
29th January 2012, 12:42 AM
My relationship with my adopted parents:
Metallica - Dyers Eve (Live in Nimes, France 2009) DVD PROSHOT !! - YouTube
Metallica - Dyers Eve (Live in Nimes, France 2009) DVD PROSHOT !! - YouTube
Jerome
29th January 2012, 02:03 AM
The beatles - I Saw Her Standing There - YouTube
nick
29th January 2012, 02:16 AM
4. The Beach Boys - God only knows - YouTube
Brother Daniel
29th January 2012, 02:58 AM
5. Pink Floyd - Mother - Live, 1980 - YouTube
charlou
29th January 2012, 03:30 AM
6 Eminem - Cleanin' Out My Closet - YouTube
Adenosine
29th January 2012, 03:38 AM
6 Eminem - Cleanin' Out My Closet - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ9_TKayu9s)
That's my wife's song to her step-mother.
That's my wife's song to her step-mother.
Mr. Mellow
29th January 2012, 04:25 AM
7.
Family Affair - Sly & the Family Stone
Family Affair - Sly & the Family Stone
Hermit
29th January 2012, 10:01 AM
8.
How can i miss you when you never go away
How can i miss you when you never go away
Imp
29th January 2012, 01:55 PM
9.
Nickelback - Too Bad - YouTube
Nickelback - Too Bad - YouTube
nick
29th January 2012, 01:59 PM
Get out.
Imp
29th January 2012, 02:00 PM
Ha.
charlou
4th February 2012, 03:32 PM
10
Danzig - Mother - YouTube
Danzig - Mother - YouTube
charlou
4th February 2012, 03:38 PM
topic: tracks that include harmonica among the instrumentals
1
Australian Crawl - Boys Light Up (1981) - YouTube
1
Australian Crawl - Boys Light Up (1981) - YouTube
Imp
4th February 2012, 04:02 PM
2
Graham Nash - Prison Song - YouTube
/thread
Graham Nash - Prison Song - YouTube
/thread
Polonius
4th February 2012, 05:52 PM
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Facetious
4th February 2012, 10:55 PM
Stereophonics - Step On My Old Size Nines - YouTube
Mr. Mellow
5th February 2012, 02:49 AM
4.
Harmonica Madness
Harmonica Madness
charlou
6th February 2012, 03:39 PM
5
Chain - Black & Blue (Move - 1971) - YouTube
Chain - Black & Blue (Move - 1971) - YouTube
nick
6th February 2012, 05:01 PM
6. Beck - Farewell Ride - YouTube
nick
6th February 2012, 05:14 PM
7. Mr. Tambourine Man - Bob Dylan Live @ Newport Folk Festival 1964 - YouTube
divagreen
6th February 2012, 07:28 PM
Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers - Mary Jane's Last Dance - YouTube
Facetious
6th February 2012, 08:20 PM
Love me Do-The Beatles ' 62 - YouTube
Mr. Mellow
7th February 2012, 06:06 AM
10.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlFNA4EfexQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlFNA4EfexQ
Mr. Mellow
7th February 2012, 06:06 AM
Next topic: Songs about unhappy marriage/relationships
1.
Where Have All the Cowboys Gone? - Paula Cole
1.
Where Have All the Cowboys Gone? - Paula Cole
Facetious
7th February 2012, 11:56 AM
2.Ruthie Henshall- As Long As He Needs Me (Celebrate Oliver!) - YouTube
MSG
7th February 2012, 12:04 PM
3. Paul Kelly - To Her Door video (very good quality) - YouTube
nick
7th February 2012, 12:42 PM
4. The Mountain Goats - No Children - YouTube
Imp
7th February 2012, 02:52 PM
5.
S.O.S. (Anything But Love) - YouTube
S.O.S. (Anything But Love) - YouTube
Facetious
7th February 2012, 04:06 PM
6.Abba - The Winner Takes It All - YouTube
Jerome
7th February 2012, 10:37 PM
7.
The Beatles I call your name - YouTube
The Beatles I call your name - YouTube
charlou
7th February 2012, 10:56 PM
8
Tracy Chapman - Give me one reason - YouTube
Tracy Chapman - Give me one reason - YouTube
Jerome
7th February 2012, 11:47 PM
9.
Janis Joplin - Ball And Chain live in Germany 69 - YouTube
Janis Joplin - Ball And Chain live in Germany 69 - YouTube
Brother Daniel
8th February 2012, 01:55 AM
10.
Unfortunately, the recording used here skips at times.
The The "Slow Train to Dawn" - YouTube
Unfortunately, the recording used here skips at times.
The The "Slow Train to Dawn" - YouTube
Jerome
8th February 2012, 02:06 AM
You are up BD
Next topic:
Next topic:
Brother Daniel
8th February 2012, 03:59 AM
Haven't decided on a topic.
If someone else wants to start one, go ahead.
If someone else wants to start one, go ahead.
Brother Daniel
11th February 2012, 03:44 AM
Next topic: Incomprehensible gibberish.
Yes - Close To The Edge Live 1973 (complete) - YouTube
Yes - Close To The Edge Live 1973 (complete) - YouTube
Jerome
11th February 2012, 03:47 AM
2.
Iron Butterfly - In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (Studio Version) *FULL* - YouTube
Iron Butterfly - In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (Studio Version) *FULL* - YouTube
nick
11th February 2012, 03:49 AM
3. The Real Ritchie Valens - La Bamba - YouTube
Mr. Mellow
11th February 2012, 09:00 AM
4.
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
Fuzzy
12th February 2012, 04:37 PM
5.
Alestorm - Rumpelkombo - YouTube
Alestorm - Rumpelkombo - YouTube
divagreen
12th February 2012, 05:44 PM
6.
Lady Gaga - Bad Romance - YouTube
Lady Gaga - Bad Romance - YouTube
Fuzzy
12th February 2012, 06:46 PM
7.
yatta - YouTube
yatta - YouTube
nick
12th February 2012, 08:37 PM
8. Trololo (FULL SONG) - YouTube
Mr. Mellow
12th February 2012, 10:35 PM
Haha, you beat me to that one. Perfect song for the subject.
Magicziggy
21st April 2012, 08:56 AM
9. The Beatles - I Am The Walrus - YouTube
Adenosine
21st April 2012, 10:48 AM
The most incomprehensible of all time:
Chacarron Macarron by El Chombo - YouTube
Chacarron Macarron by El Chombo - YouTube
gib
21st April 2012, 10:52 AM
new theme please
Adenosine
21st April 2012, 11:20 AM
Top ten comedy songs.
Magicziggy
21st April 2012, 11:31 AM
1. Song for Nick
I Kill People - YouTube
I Kill People - YouTube
rudeigineile
21st April 2012, 12:09 PM
Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do (Video) - YouTube
MSG
22nd April 2012, 12:22 AM
Chris Franklin - Bloke - YouTube
Jerome
22nd April 2012, 12:25 AM
Top Ten Comedy Songs
4.
Digital Undergound "Humpty Dance" - YouTube
4.
Digital Undergound "Humpty Dance" - YouTube
divagreen
22nd April 2012, 07:12 AM
5. Beaches - Otto Titsling - YouTube
nick
22nd April 2012, 02:41 PM
This topic is stupid.
Jerome
22nd April 2012, 03:50 PM
6.
Cheech & Chong mexican americans - YouTube
Cheech & Chong mexican americans - YouTube
rudeigineile
22nd April 2012, 04:31 PM
The Rubberbandits - Black Man (New Song) - YouTube
oblivion
23rd April 2012, 03:39 PM
Napoleon XIV: 'They're coming to take me away' - YouTube
Jerome
23rd April 2012, 08:30 PM
9.
Snoopy vs The Red Baron - YouTube
Snoopy vs The Red Baron - YouTube
Adenosine
23rd April 2012, 10:38 PM
10;
The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants - YouTube
Next topic: Unrequited love, stalking.
The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants - YouTube
Next topic: Unrequited love, stalking.
gib
23rd April 2012, 10:41 PM
new topic please
Adenosine
23rd April 2012, 10:56 PM
You'll work it out.
oblivion
23rd April 2012, 11:00 PM
I'll Be Watching You - YouTube
gib
23rd April 2012, 11:26 PM
gib
OK!
OK!
Jerome
24th April 2012, 01:39 AM
Funky Cold Medina - Tone-Loc (w/ Lyrics) - YouTube
Adenosine
24th April 2012, 02:21 AM
I,I who have nothing.flv - YouTube
Magicziggy
24th April 2012, 07:12 AM
4.
JibJab - Weird Al's "Do I Creep You Out?" Music Video - YouTube
JibJab - Weird Al's "Do I Creep You Out?" Music Video - YouTube
charlou
3rd May 2012, 07:42 AM
Next topic: Unrequited love, stalking.
5 ...
Therapy? ~ Diane [Uncensored Version] - YouTube
5 ...
Therapy? ~ Diane [Uncensored Version] - YouTube
charlou
16th May 2012, 11:52 AM
6
Night Prowler by AC/DC [HQ] High Quality - YouTube
Night Prowler by AC/DC [HQ] High Quality - YouTube
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