Witty Caption Contest page 1
oblivion
23rd January 2012, 03:37 AM
How this works:
I post an image.
You suggest captions for it.
In a bit, when there are plenty of great captions and the creativity has run dry, I will announce the winner.
The winner posts a new image for us to caption.
and so on.
Here's the first image.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/404543_357558664273593_205344452828349_1333719_786 677030_n.jpg
I post an image.
You suggest captions for it.
In a bit, when there are plenty of great captions and the creativity has run dry, I will announce the winner.
The winner posts a new image for us to caption.
and so on.
Here's the first image.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/404543_357558664273593_205344452828349_1333719_786 677030_n.jpg
Jerome
23rd January 2012, 03:50 AM
I have a concern about everyone wearing red.
Supernaut
23rd January 2012, 04:24 AM
"How do you know if you ain't been with a woman?"
MSG
23rd January 2012, 04:36 AM
"That brooch would look real nice on my belly button. Just sayin'..."
Mr. Mellow
23rd January 2012, 05:05 AM
Eyes forward, Sulu!
Grumps
23rd January 2012, 05:23 AM
Penis probability at ten percent. Engaging thrusters.
Adenosine
23rd January 2012, 05:34 AM
"Not even if you turned over, Uhura."
divagreen
23rd January 2012, 06:40 AM
"Hey Sulu, my eyes are up here!"
MSG
23rd January 2012, 06:44 AM
^^ Hey, at one stage I was using that as my custom user title on TR. It went really well with my avatar...
divagreen
23rd January 2012, 06:46 AM
what was your avatar?
MSG
23rd January 2012, 06:48 AM
___
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Adenosine
23rd January 2012, 07:21 AM
"Oh my!"
ericv00
23rd January 2012, 03:59 PM
"How about you teach me some of your sword-fighting moves with this."
oblivion
25th January 2012, 07:07 PM
Looks like the captions have kinda dried up.
I'm having a hard time choosing between 2:
"Hey Sulu, my eyes are up here!" and "Oh my!"
But, I think I'll go with "Oh my!" You're up, Adenosine!
btw...I found this photo on George Takei's facebook page. He was running a caption contest of his own. The winner was...
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/402175_358678124161647_205344452828349_1337178_195 8187076_n.jpg
I'm having a hard time choosing between 2:
"Hey Sulu, my eyes are up here!" and "Oh my!"
But, I think I'll go with "Oh my!" You're up, Adenosine!
btw...I found this photo on George Takei's facebook page. He was running a caption contest of his own. The winner was...
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/402175_358678124161647_205344452828349_1337178_195 8187076_n.jpg
ksen
25th January 2012, 07:28 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/404543_357558664273593_205344452828349_1333719_786 677030_n.jpg
Want another scar? Just keep on staring.
Want another scar? Just keep on staring.
Jerome
25th January 2012, 09:35 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/402175_358678124161647_205344452828349_1337178_195 8187076_n.jpg
:D:D:D
:D:D:D
andrewclunn
25th January 2012, 10:40 PM
"Bitch, that's my scarf!"
ksen
27th January 2012, 12:43 PM
Who's got the next pic?
oblivion
27th January 2012, 01:24 PM
Aden?
Adenosine
27th January 2012, 01:28 PM
Hang on. Let me go Google.
Adenosine
27th January 2012, 01:51 PM
http://blog.newsarama.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10006/thor_hulk.jpg
charlou
27th January 2012, 03:47 PM
blue and green should never been seen. No, really http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/charlou/ddpan.gif
andrewclunn
27th January 2012, 05:03 PM
"penis..."
"Penis."
"PENIS!"
"Penis."
"PENIS!"
rudeigineile
27th January 2012, 08:07 PM
http://blog.newsarama.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10006/thor_hulk.jpg
First we get Lee, then we get Leterrier then we get Brannagh.
First we get Lee, then we get Leterrier then we get Brannagh.
borealis
27th January 2012, 09:05 PM
"Stop! ...Hammer time!"
gib
27th January 2012, 09:39 PM
"You're thor? Try wearing theethe panth!"
ericv00
27th January 2012, 09:50 PM
Thor: "OMG, you're green-"
Hulk: "IT'S A SKIN CONDITION!"
Hulk: "IT'S A SKIN CONDITION!"
Mr. Mellow
27th January 2012, 11:45 PM
Moments later, there were tears, followed by the best makeup sex ever.
PermanentlyEphemeral
28th January 2012, 01:04 AM
Hulk: hee-hee-hoooooo hee-hee-hoooooo hee-hee-hoooooo
Thor: Push push
Thor: Push push
oblivion
2nd February 2012, 02:46 PM
I keep looking at the photo but can't come up with anything wittier than what's already been posted.
ksen
2nd February 2012, 02:49 PM
"Stop! ...Hammer time!"
I think borealis wins this one.
I think borealis wins this one.
Free Falling
11th June 2012, 02:30 AM
http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/wtf-photos-videos-untitled1.jpg
ericv00
11th June 2012, 03:02 AM
George was always an eccentric. It suited him fine, but his kids were never happy with the attention. One day, his kids asked for a plain childhood. It prompted his most notable work.
ericv00
11th June 2012, 03:03 AM
Dad, get your head out of the clouds.
ericv00
11th June 2012, 03:03 AM
Pretty fly for a white guy
ericv00
11th June 2012, 03:04 AM
Sis, we need to get some distance, I can't get a straight shot.
spruce
11th June 2012, 03:19 AM
Bayer® Advanced Aspirin - Fast relief for when those kids are flying about your head!
spruce
11th June 2012, 03:22 AM
Some people just take MindRomp more seriously than others.
rudeigineile
11th June 2012, 06:52 PM
http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/wtf-photos-videos-untitled1.jpg
One day the kids would realise they hadn't been to Disneyland, but not today.
One day the kids would realise they hadn't been to Disneyland, but not today.
borealis
11th June 2012, 08:14 PM
^winner.
Free Falling
12th June 2012, 03:48 AM
Bayer® Advanced Aspirin - Fast relief for when those kids are flying about your head!
I'd have gone with this one, but all were quite good!
Dont care who goes next. :awesome:
I'd have gone with this one, but all were quite good!
Dont care who goes next. :awesome:
Magicziggy
12th June 2012, 02:27 PM
http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/wtf-photos-videos-untitled1.jpg
One day the kids would realise they hadn't been to Disneyland, but not today.
ooh yes... :)
One day the kids would realise they hadn't been to Disneyland, but not today.
ooh yes... :)
gib
12th June 2012, 02:30 PM
http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/wtf-photos-videos-untitled1.jpg
One day the kids would realise they hadn't been to Disneyland, but not today.
^winner.
:nada:
One day the kids would realise they hadn't been to Disneyland, but not today.
^winner.
:nada:
rudeigineile
12th June 2012, 09:06 PM
I'd have gone with this one, but all were quite good!
:pride:
http://i.imgur.com/NmsAy.jpg
:pride:
http://i.imgur.com/NmsAy.jpg
gib
12th June 2012, 10:42 PM
hold still guys, if he does a creepy enough drawing of this scene then one day it could appear in a fleamailman post
gib
12th June 2012, 10:43 PM
MR mafia real life meetup was starting to get out of hand by day 2
Magicziggy
12th June 2012, 11:51 PM
Smile Popeye, you miserable bastard. Bluto's gone.
Magicziggy
13th June 2012, 12:00 AM
Tarrantino would later reflect wistfully, "ahhhhh....,I still consider the '68 Dodge* my best work , but my days at the ad agency were numbered after the cupcake incident"
* I have no idea what type of car that is, obviously
* I have no idea what type of car that is, obviously
oblivion
13th June 2012, 04:34 AM
MR mafia real life meetup was starting to get out of hand by day 2
:rofl:
:rofl:
ericv00
13th June 2012, 05:10 AM
Smile Popeye, you miserable bastard. Bluto's gone.
Whahahaha!
Whahahaha!
oblivion
22nd July 2012, 01:22 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/409574_10151118828416753_140863823_n.jpg
MSG
22nd July 2012, 01:52 AM
"Yeah I know, but that Sigourney Weaver is such a bitch!"
MondoVman
22nd July 2012, 02:20 AM
Alien: Thanks, that's Soul Glow on my cranial carapace. You know that stuff Darryl in Coming to America used. You?
Predator: Crisco, but 3-in-one oil exclusively on my cock and balls.
Predator: Crisco, but 3-in-one oil exclusively on my cock and balls.
MSG
22nd July 2012, 04:29 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/409574_10151118828416753_140863823_n.jpg
Yeah, Kasparov countered my Sicilian Najdorf with a Queen's Gambit Declined, and beat me in 16 moves.
So I ate him...
Yeah, Kasparov countered my Sicilian Najdorf with a Queen's Gambit Declined, and beat me in 16 moves.
So I ate him...
rudeigineile
22nd July 2012, 09:44 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/409574_10151118828416753_140863823_n.jpg
"Face it, your clan will embrace Buddhism, shave their heads and throw us a fucking parade before the queen accepts our relationship"
"Face it, your clan will embrace Buddhism, shave their heads and throw us a fucking parade before the queen accepts our relationship"
gib
22nd July 2012, 11:15 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/409574_10151118828416753_140863823_n.jpg
so have you got the number for this eric guy who organized your bookshelves?
so have you got the number for this eric guy who organized your bookshelves?
MSG
22nd July 2012, 11:25 AM
lol
^^ wins
^^ wins
SR71
22nd July 2012, 05:57 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/409574_10151118828416753_140863823_n.jpg
So I says to myself, no way no how am I working with that ass clown again. He is the worst fucking agent. I'll barge right into his office tomorrow and shove that contract right up his ass. Then I'll probably rip his head off and head out for martinis. You in?
So I says to myself, no way no how am I working with that ass clown again. He is the worst fucking agent. I'll barge right into his office tomorrow and shove that contract right up his ass. Then I'll probably rip his head off and head out for martinis. You in?
SR71
22nd July 2012, 06:04 PM
sorry didn't read the op :mrsad:
ericv00
22nd July 2012, 06:34 PM
lol
^^ wins
Everybody wins when you use the Eric Organizes Your Shelves Service.
^^ wins
Everybody wins when you use the Eric Organizes Your Shelves Service.
SR71
22nd July 2012, 07:03 PM
lol
^^ wins
Everybody wins when you use the Eric Organizes Your Shelves Service.
Es verdad!
^^ wins
Everybody wins when you use the Eric Organizes Your Shelves Service.
Es verdad!
PermanentlyEphemeral
22nd July 2012, 07:16 PM
lol
^^ wins
Everybody wins when you use the Eric Organizes Your Shelves Service.
Es verdad!
verily forsooth
(in case someone needed an English translation)
^^ wins
Everybody wins when you use the Eric Organizes Your Shelves Service.
Es verdad!
verily forsooth
(in case someone needed an English translation)
rudeigineile
22nd July 2012, 07:30 PM
lol
^^ wins
Everybody wins when you use the Eric Organizes Your Shelves Service.
Es verdad!
verily forsooth
(in case someone needed an English translation)
Tru dat
(in case someone needed an American translation)
^^ wins
Everybody wins when you use the Eric Organizes Your Shelves Service.
Es verdad!
verily forsooth
(in case someone needed an English translation)
Tru dat
(in case someone needed an American translation)
MSG
22nd July 2012, 09:51 PM
lol
^^ wins
Everybody wins when you use the Eric Organizes Your Shelves Service.
you've become a meme! internet immortality beckons...
^^ wins
Everybody wins when you use the Eric Organizes Your Shelves Service.
you've become a meme! internet immortality beckons...
MondoVman
22nd July 2012, 11:11 PM
Reminder: Add EOYSS timestamp 22 July 2012 to MR forum acronyms
oblivion
27th July 2012, 03:57 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/409574_10151118828416753_140863823_n.jpg
so have you got the number for this eric guy who organized your bookshelves?
This one wins.
Your turn to pick the image, gib.
so have you got the number for this eric guy who organized your bookshelves?
This one wins.
Your turn to pick the image, gib.
gib
28th July 2012, 09:15 PM
http://steelturman.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/03/14/gas_bag_2.png
MondoVman
28th July 2012, 09:36 PM
The photographic impetus behind Arthur C. Clarke's "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
MSG
29th July 2012, 02:24 AM
http://steelturman.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/03/14/gas_bag_2.png
Gladys ripped out a fart that nearly blew Sister Perpetua's hat off, but it smelled quite sweet.
Gladys ripped out a fart that nearly blew Sister Perpetua's hat off, but it smelled quite sweet.
ericv00
29th July 2012, 04:17 AM
http://steelturman.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/03/14/gas_bag_2.png
This is what happens to a rubber hose when a fart and a sneeze collide.
This is what happens to a rubber hose when a fart and a sneeze collide.
Bobby Arthur
29th July 2012, 05:32 PM
We finally learn the true source of Sister Bertille's ability.
rudeigineile
29th July 2012, 07:10 PM
http://steelturman.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/03/14/gas_bag_2.png
Colonic irrigation, you're doing it wrong!
Colonic irrigation, you're doing it wrong!
Adenosine
29th July 2012, 10:08 PM
lol.
Medicinal marijuana, the early years.
Medicinal marijuana, the early years.
gib
29th July 2012, 10:20 PM
gonna hand that to Ade, your turn Ade
Adenosine
29th July 2012, 10:29 PM
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w190/Deadlokd/GD8378948Ratko-Rudic-L-coach-740.jpg
Jerome
30th July 2012, 12:03 AM
Which Fucking Castle is She IN!!!
spruce
30th July 2012, 12:43 AM
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w190/Deadlokd/GD8378948Ratko-Rudic-L-coach-740.jpg
"You were supposed to go to the bathroom BEFORE Marco Polo! NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!"
"You were supposed to go to the bathroom BEFORE Marco Polo! NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!"
Bobby Arthur
30th July 2012, 01:34 AM
Knute Rockne reincarnated attempts to motivate the Croatian banana hammock team.
MSG
30th July 2012, 01:37 AM
King 4 I said. Knight to King 4!
MSG
30th July 2012, 11:33 AM
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w190/Deadlokd/GD8378948Ratko-Rudic-L-coach-740.jpg
"Hey, his ears may be this wide but his speedos are as empty as his asylum seeker policy!"
"Hey, his ears may be this wide but his speedos are as empty as his asylum seeker policy!"
Adenosine
30th July 2012, 11:52 AM
lol, won't make sense to non-Australians but funny.
I can't separate them. Make more funnies.
I can't separate them. Make more funnies.
rudeigineile
30th July 2012, 09:16 PM
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w190/Deadlokd/GD8378948Ratko-Rudic-L-coach-740.jpg
Ok I'm going to count to 3 and when I turn round nobody better be wearing a bra on their head, NOBODY!
Ok I'm going to count to 3 and when I turn round nobody better be wearing a bra on their head, NOBODY!
gib
30th July 2012, 09:20 PM
lol
Adenosine
30th July 2012, 10:04 PM
Yup, I'm giving it to rud. The others were all funny too.
Magicziggy
30th July 2012, 10:09 PM
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w190/Deadlokd/GD8378948Ratko-Rudic-L-coach-740.jpg
Ok I'm going to count to 3 and when I turn round nobody better be wearing a bra on their head, NOBODY!
Lol
Ok I'm going to count to 3 and when I turn round nobody better be wearing a bra on their head, NOBODY!
Lol
rudeigineile
31st July 2012, 07:24 AM
woohooo!
Staying on theme
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwd3vqzlW_v-ub2GsueIyn7ty8r7V7JsvM5pv2U4mmWnwhcXz7e6wEupxKVd-GDSVfKcVtaqa3VtTsX2VrGbZ2AlooizVBqtBZdyKujxJYWeJhhI_wfgHF3BxNJNR9G8NU8G7Fm19Nf_w/s1600/roll%20on%20the%20olympics2.jpg
Staying on theme
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwd3vqzlW_v-ub2GsueIyn7ty8r7V7JsvM5pv2U4mmWnwhcXz7e6wEupxKVd-GDSVfKcVtaqa3VtTsX2VrGbZ2AlooizVBqtBZdyKujxJYWeJhhI_wfgHF3BxNJNR9G8NU8G7Fm19Nf_w/s1600/roll%20on%20the%20olympics2.jpg
ericv00
31st July 2012, 08:16 PM
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwd3vqzlW_v-ub2GsueIyn7ty8r7V7JsvM5pv2U4mmWnwhcXz7e6wEupxKVd-GDSVfKcVtaqa3VtTsX2VrGbZ2AlooizVBqtBZdyKujxJYWeJhhI_wfgHF3BxNJNR9G8NU8G7Fm19Nf_w/s1600/roll%20on%20the%20olympics2.jpg
Let me fix your swimsuit for you.
Let me fix your swimsuit for you.
rudeigineile
31st July 2012, 08:48 PM
Winner!
(i haz regretz re the pic choice :O.o:)
(i haz regretz re the pic choice :O.o:)
ericv00
31st July 2012, 11:39 PM
http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0070/7032/files/darth_wat_grande.jpg?113129
oblivion
31st July 2012, 11:44 PM
the post-empire anthropogenic climate change on Hoth was pretty dramatic.
rudeigineile
31st July 2012, 11:57 PM
the post-empire anthropogenic climate change on Hoth was pretty dramatic.
awoooogah awooogah NERD ALERT NERD ALERT awoooogah awooogah :greygrin:
awoooogah awooogah NERD ALERT NERD ALERT awoooogah awooogah :greygrin:
spruce
1st August 2012, 12:27 AM
http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0070/7032/files/darth_wat_grande.jpg?113129
The power of the Dark Side pails in comparison to the technological terror of re-salination!
The power of the Dark Side pails in comparison to the technological terror of re-salination!
Adenosine
1st August 2012, 01:54 AM
"*GASP* So I have a three litre container and a five litre container and I need four litres...fuckit, I'll use the Force*GASP*"
ericv00
1st August 2012, 04:27 AM
So far, geek is winning!
rudeigineile
1st August 2012, 08:09 AM
http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0070/7032/files/darth_wat_grande.jpg?113129
North Americans pay $15 billion a year for a product they already own and can use for next-to-nothing,
http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/opinion/perspectives/the-great-bottled-water-scam-251039/
North Americans pay $15 billion a year for a product they already own and can use for next-to-nothing,
http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/opinion/perspectives/the-great-bottled-water-scam-251039/
MSG
1st August 2012, 08:36 AM
Not only that, but:
According to the Pacific Institute:
About 2 litres of water are used in the production process for every litre of bottled water - so each litre in the bottle represents 3 litres consumed.
Production of 900,000 tonnes of PET plastic used to bottle the 30 billion litres of bottled water sold in the US in 2006 consumed 17 million barrels of oil (2.7 billion litres,) and produced 2.5 million tonnes of CO2.
The LifeSciences article estimated 32 to 54 million barrels of oil was required to produce the 33 billion litres of bottled water consumed in the United States in 2007 (5 to 8.5 billion litres.)
In other words, each litre of bottled water takes 3 litres to make*, and consumes up to 0.25 litres of oil.
http://talkrational.org/showthread.php?t=50724
According to the Pacific Institute:
About 2 litres of water are used in the production process for every litre of bottled water - so each litre in the bottle represents 3 litres consumed.
Production of 900,000 tonnes of PET plastic used to bottle the 30 billion litres of bottled water sold in the US in 2006 consumed 17 million barrels of oil (2.7 billion litres,) and produced 2.5 million tonnes of CO2.
The LifeSciences article estimated 32 to 54 million barrels of oil was required to produce the 33 billion litres of bottled water consumed in the United States in 2007 (5 to 8.5 billion litres.)
In other words, each litre of bottled water takes 3 litres to make*, and consumes up to 0.25 litres of oil.
http://talkrational.org/showthread.php?t=50724
MSG
1st August 2012, 08:39 AM
The Truth About Bottled Water - YouTube
oblivion
1st August 2012, 06:13 PM
the post-empire anthropogenic climate change on Hoth was pretty dramatic.
awoooogah awooogah NERD ALERT NERD ALERT awoooogah awooogah :greygrin:
you say that like it's a bad thing. :ohdear:
awoooogah awooogah NERD ALERT NERD ALERT awoooogah awooogah :greygrin:
you say that like it's a bad thing. :ohdear:
rudeigineile
1st August 2012, 06:54 PM
the post-empire anthropogenic climate change on Hoth was pretty dramatic.
awoooogah awooogah NERD ALERT NERD ALERT awoooogah awooogah :greygrin:
you say that like it's a bad thing. :ohdear:
Well it does mean someone has to change the bulb :sadyes:
awoooogah awooogah NERD ALERT NERD ALERT awoooogah awooogah :greygrin:
you say that like it's a bad thing. :ohdear:
Well it does mean someone has to change the bulb :sadyes:
Bobby Arthur
1st August 2012, 07:22 PM
"*GASP* So I have a three litre container and a five litre container and I need four litres...fuckit, I'll use the Force*GASP*"
Do you have some kind of Marker?
Do you have some kind of Marker?
nostrum
1st August 2012, 07:50 PM
Few realised the lengths poor Darth had to go to to maintain his dulcet voice.
Adenosine
1st August 2012, 10:57 PM
"*GASP* So I have a three litre container and a five litre container and I need four litres...fuckit, I'll use the Force*GASP*"
Do you have some kind of Marker?
Just the Force.
Do you have some kind of Marker?
Just the Force.
spruce
2nd August 2012, 01:11 AM
http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0070/7032/files/darth_wat_grande.jpg?113129
“Darth, walk the Neks”, “Darth, feed the Tuskcats”, “Darth, change the Naboo™
Sea Creatures Tank” - My Master's subscription to Animal Planet is costing me plenty.
“Darth, walk the Neks”, “Darth, feed the Tuskcats”, “Darth, change the Naboo™
Sea Creatures Tank” - My Master's subscription to Animal Planet is costing me plenty.
MSG
2nd August 2012, 07:11 AM
heheh
ericv00
2nd August 2012, 07:39 AM
http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0070/7032/files/darth_wat_grande.jpg?113129
“Darth, walk the Neks”, “Darth, feed the Tuskcats”, “Darth, change the Naboo™
Sea Creatures Tank” - My Master's subscription to Animal Planet is costing me plenty.
Oh goodness, I can HEAR this in my head.
The ™ clenched it. You win!
“Darth, walk the Neks”, “Darth, feed the Tuskcats”, “Darth, change the Naboo™
Sea Creatures Tank” - My Master's subscription to Animal Planet is costing me plenty.
Oh goodness, I can HEAR this in my head.
The ™ clenched it. You win!
spruce
2nd August 2012, 09:54 AM
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j176/hopperace/TheDon.jpg
MSG
2nd August 2012, 10:12 AM
nvm
Magicziggy
2nd August 2012, 10:37 AM
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j176/hopperace/TheDon.jpg
"... Ummmm, 'Man with scary windmills on fire hair and slightly perplexed horsemen eyes.. ponders life after Australia's capitulation in the pool at the London games, despite all the hype and expectation'..?", ventured the artist.
"... Ummmm, 'Man with scary windmills on fire hair and slightly perplexed horsemen eyes.. ponders life after Australia's capitulation in the pool at the London games, despite all the hype and expectation'..?", ventured the artist.
Adenosine
2nd August 2012, 11:41 AM
A rare glimpse into the mind of a megalomaniacal schizophrenic.
Not funny but true.
Not funny but true.
Magicziggy
2nd August 2012, 11:51 AM
A rare glimpse into the mind of a megalomaniacal schizophrenic.
Not funny but true.
Part of me thinks you are talking about me.
And so does the other part :unsure:
Not funny but true.
Part of me thinks you are talking about me.
And so does the other part :unsure:
Adenosine
2nd August 2012, 12:04 PM
:lol:
spruce
2nd August 2012, 12:19 PM
Views as Town.
Adenosine
2nd August 2012, 12:34 PM
ha!
MondoVman
2nd August 2012, 09:26 PM
"I asked for a 'man on a horse' and you give me this shit?!", expleted the Donald.
oblivion
2nd August 2012, 10:07 PM
"Those weren't portobellos?"
gib
2nd August 2012, 10:46 PM
any minute now.... any minute now those mushrooms we slipped 'em will be kicking in and we might actually get a break
Bobby Arthur
2nd August 2012, 10:57 PM
"Those weren't portobellos?"
*like*
*like*
spruce
3rd August 2012, 01:37 AM
"Of course we're being watched - they're as nosy as my right arm."
spruce
3rd August 2012, 02:26 AM
"Don't you worry, Sancho. My right arm has a nose for these things."
spruce
3rd August 2012, 02:33 AM
"And now, Sancho, it's off for a two toned Ricky Ricardo jacket and an autographed picture of Andy Devine."
- too obscure?
He truly had the face of a knight.
What do you mean, I've "got ghostly windmill hair"? I really don't think anyone will notice.
Also obscure - "Steve and Faye who?" (a tribute to Thomas' crown)
- too obscure?
He truly had the face of a knight.
What do you mean, I've "got ghostly windmill hair"? I really don't think anyone will notice.
Also obscure - "Steve and Faye who?" (a tribute to Thomas' crown)
rudeigineile
3rd August 2012, 07:59 AM
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j176/hopperace/TheDon.jpg
Am I a horse who dreams he is a beard or a beard who dreams he is a horse?
Am I a horse who dreams he is a beard or a beard who dreams he is a horse?
spruce
3rd August 2012, 01:36 PM
The mushroomy ones were pretty good, but I'm giving this one to MondoVman.
"I asked for a 'man on a horse' and you give me this shit?!", expleted the Donald.
WINNER!
"I asked for a 'man on a horse' and you give me this shit?!", expleted the Donald.
WINNER!
gib
3rd August 2012, 07:03 PM
i'm starting to love this thread, come on Mondo we need a new pic!
Adenosine
4th August 2012, 01:23 AM
i'm starting to love this thread, come on Mondo we need a new pic!
:nada:
:nada:
MondoVman
4th August 2012, 04:35 AM
http://i50.tinypic.com/9lesxx.jpg
spruce
4th August 2012, 10:26 AM
Those damn paparazzi will never find me here.
spruce
4th August 2012, 10:37 AM
"No", said the Rolling Stone, "she was just far too clingy".
spruce
4th August 2012, 10:48 AM
And she made it seem almost effortless, winning the Gold Medal in Olympic Gymnastic Boulder Toss.
oblivion
4th August 2012, 11:06 AM
As God is my witness, I will never break a nail again.
spruce
4th August 2012, 11:07 AM
"I don't know", said her mom, "I just want her to be happily married and give me grand-kids, but I think she might be one of those 'groupies', hung up on some rock crush".
spruce
4th August 2012, 11:24 AM
"It was such a humbling summer vacation - I just crawled under a rock and disappeared for a while".
Bobby Arthur
4th August 2012, 03:35 PM
Nobody will notice if I rotate the photo 90 degrees. Trees grow sideways all the time!
divagreen
4th August 2012, 07:55 PM
Those damn paparazzi will never find me here.
:rofl:
:rofl:
MondoVman
4th August 2012, 09:31 PM
In the interests of keeping these moving, not to mention it's REALLY lol-worthy:
Those damn paparazzi will never find me here.
WINNER!
I'm finding most all entries throughout worthy of chuckle points also.
Back to you, diremouse spruce!
Those damn paparazzi will never find me here.
WINNER!
I'm finding most all entries throughout worthy of chuckle points also.
Back to you, diremouse spruce!
spruce
4th August 2012, 10:13 PM
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j176/hopperace/thumbs.jpg
recursive prophet
4th August 2012, 10:44 PM
TR admins respond to whether Bart should be suspended for 2 months.
spruce
4th August 2012, 11:01 PM
Preliminary warm-ups at the Olympic thumb wrestling venue, where the American Jack Black is favoured to successfully defend his title.
spruce
4th August 2012, 11:07 PM
In what seemed oxymoronic, the opposable thumbs agreed.
Adenosine
4th August 2012, 11:32 PM
The Zombie Apocalypse organisers checked that they had all the equipment necessary to open doors.
MondoVman
5th August 2012, 01:50 AM
Guy in the middle: "I'm the true alien, see my thumb's curve?", from the To Tell The Truth game show.
ericv00
5th August 2012, 05:48 AM
Front: "Does my thumb look strange to you?"
Middle: "You askin' ME? Look at MY thumbs. This one is right, but the other is on the wrong god-dern side."
Middle: "You askin' ME? Look at MY thumbs. This one is right, but the other is on the wrong god-dern side."
ericv00
5th August 2012, 05:52 AM
I told you we should have played the 'Longest beard gets thrown to the zombies to save food rations' game.
MSG
5th August 2012, 06:38 AM
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j176/hopperace/thumbs.jpg
Will: D'ya reckon this make-up will cover up my inability to act?
Jack: [thumbs up!]
Will: D'ya reckon this make-up will cover up my inability to act?
Jack: [thumbs up!]
MSG
5th August 2012, 06:40 AM
Jack: Hey guys, any ideas on how to neatly store away my nail clippings?
Will: We-ell, I know this guy Eric, he's really good...
Will: We-ell, I know this guy Eric, he's really good...
rudeigineile
5th August 2012, 10:17 AM
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j176/hopperace/thumbs.jpgh
This is my thumb, they're are many like it but this one is mine
This is my thumb, they're are many like it but this one is mine
spruce
5th August 2012, 12:34 PM
So... we stick it in a pie and pull out a what?
nostrum
5th August 2012, 01:35 PM
It was bad enough wearing a massive girly bow and a nerdy middle part, so having to also display his wonky thumb was making Dubya rethink his post-presidential acting career.
rudeigineile
5th August 2012, 01:47 PM
So... we stick it in a pie and pull out a what?
http://www.rwg.bz/board/public/style_emoticons/default/giggle.gif
http://www.rwg.bz/board/public/style_emoticons/default/giggle.gif
spruce
5th August 2012, 09:06 PM
WINNER!
TR admins respond to whether Bart should be suspended for 2 months.
It was hard to do better.
TR admins respond to whether Bart should be suspended for 2 months.
It was hard to do better.
gib
6th August 2012, 11:03 PM
early attempts to find the male g-spot left the particants with mixed feelings
spruce
6th August 2012, 11:14 PM
... and so the hitchhiking debate continued - forward leaning thumb, rear leaning thumb, straight up thumb? One thing was sure, full flowing red beards were right out.
spruce
7th August 2012, 02:33 PM
Photo filler while awaiting photo submission from recursive prophet:
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k46/paracletos/martin-scorsese-woody-allen-francis-ford-coppola.jpg
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k46/paracletos/martin-scorsese-woody-allen-francis-ford-coppola.jpg
Adenosine
7th August 2012, 02:47 PM
"The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Take on Manhattan"
spruce
7th August 2012, 03:09 PM
What do they mean, "If we can make it here, we can make it anywhere"? Are they kidding me? It has to be made here, Francis! Look at the light and those buildings, Marty - you're not gonna get that anywhere else.
borealis
7th August 2012, 03:13 PM
:mz: "One of these things is not like the others.."
recursive prophet
7th August 2012, 11:23 PM
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17japuzrjcepejpg/original.jpg
Adenosine
8th August 2012, 12:31 AM
Tap into Christ's forgiveness!
spruce
8th August 2012, 01:34 AM
Father Jesús declared they would now be known as The Church of the Holy Spicket.
spruce
8th August 2012, 01:38 AM
The monks were elated that after years of tireless effort they had finally tapped into the legendary Holy Artesian Wells of Saint Aquarius.
spruce
8th August 2012, 01:44 AM
In an effort to stem the craze and deplorable carbon footprint of bottled water, the Vatican officially declared the tap water of their churches was actually perfect.
Magicziggy
8th August 2012, 01:54 AM
Satan had a strict "No dowsing the eternal flames" policy as an condition to providing limited plumbing in hell.
recursive prophet
8th August 2012, 02:01 AM
I was torn between the holy water on tap and this one.
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinxNhPAcOGBFlAKk8CYAXeazrYu8K7LP45w2Chm42fbFlOUNewP85-rPbIG6KEE7s4NK-DT-qEXF8M52Nes_97i_ucAKIb54FHceIqO380pXbra-XuSHi0G72oCqIcd0Tnz7p4L5q61qQ6/s400/HolyWater.jpg
So what happens when the holy water from either inevitably runs down the street and into the sewer system? :hmmm: Holy shit!!?! :staregonk:
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinxNhPAcOGBFlAKk8CYAXeazrYu8K7LP45w2Chm42fbFlOUNewP85-rPbIG6KEE7s4NK-DT-qEXF8M52Nes_97i_ucAKIb54FHceIqO380pXbra-XuSHi0G72oCqIcd0Tnz7p4L5q61qQ6/s400/HolyWater.jpg
So what happens when the holy water from either inevitably runs down the street and into the sewer system? :hmmm: Holy shit!!?! :staregonk:
spruce
8th August 2012, 02:13 AM
With the resurgence of vampires and zombies, fast and convenient Holy Water to go seemed only fitting.
recursive prophet
8th August 2012, 03:04 AM
lol good one Spruce. Go with the flow. More?
Tired of refilling the sanctified tank and blessing it countless times, Father Root moved the faucet down a notch and hooked it directly into the rectory water pipe. He then blessed the pipe.
Tired of refilling the sanctified tank and blessing it countless times, Father Root moved the faucet down a notch and hooked it directly into the rectory water pipe. He then blessed the pipe.
Free Falling
8th August 2012, 03:17 AM
I was torn between the holy water on tap and this one.
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinxNhPAcOGBFlAKk8CYAXeazrYu8K7LP45w2Chm42fbFlOUNewP85-rPbIG6KEE7s4NK-DT-qEXF8M52Nes_97i_ucAKIb54FHceIqO380pXbra-XuSHi0G72oCqIcd0Tnz7p4L5q61qQ6/s400/HolyWater.jpg
So what happens when the holy water from either inevitably runs down the street and into the sewer system? :hmmm: Holy shit!!?! :staregonk:
When the former alter boys revealed the abuse they received as children, Father Murphy attempted to disguise the preparatory enema station.
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinxNhPAcOGBFlAKk8CYAXeazrYu8K7LP45w2Chm42fbFlOUNewP85-rPbIG6KEE7s4NK-DT-qEXF8M52Nes_97i_ucAKIb54FHceIqO380pXbra-XuSHi0G72oCqIcd0Tnz7p4L5q61qQ6/s400/HolyWater.jpg
So what happens when the holy water from either inevitably runs down the street and into the sewer system? :hmmm: Holy shit!!?! :staregonk:
When the former alter boys revealed the abuse they received as children, Father Murphy attempted to disguise the preparatory enema station.
spruce
8th August 2012, 03:45 AM
And try our refreshingly new and improved Sparkling Seltzer Holy Water, right from the tap.
Adenosine
8th August 2012, 04:01 AM
"Looks suspiciously like Father Patrick's personal "Holy Water" dispenser," said the altar boy.
Adenosine
8th August 2012, 04:01 AM
I was torn between the holy water on tap and this one.
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinxNhPAcOGBFlAKk8CYAXeazrYu8K7LP45w2Chm42fbFlOUNewP85-rPbIG6KEE7s4NK-DT-qEXF8M52Nes_97i_ucAKIb54FHceIqO380pXbra-XuSHi0G72oCqIcd0Tnz7p4L5q61qQ6/s400/HolyWater.jpg
So what happens when the holy water from either inevitably runs down the street and into the sewer system? :hmmm: Holy shit!!?! :staregonk:
When the former alter boys revealed the abuse they received as children, Father Murphy attempted to disguise the preparatory enema station.
'Cause it's spoiler...
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinxNhPAcOGBFlAKk8CYAXeazrYu8K7LP45w2Chm42fbFlOUNewP85-rPbIG6KEE7s4NK-DT-qEXF8M52Nes_97i_ucAKIb54FHceIqO380pXbra-XuSHi0G72oCqIcd0Tnz7p4L5q61qQ6/s400/HolyWater.jpg
So what happens when the holy water from either inevitably runs down the street and into the sewer system? :hmmm: Holy shit!!?! :staregonk:
When the former alter boys revealed the abuse they received as children, Father Murphy attempted to disguise the preparatory enema station.
'Cause it's spoiler...
ericv00
8th August 2012, 04:27 AM
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinxNhPAcOGBFlAKk8CYAXeazrYu8K7LP45w2Chm42fbFlOUNewP85-rPbIG6KEE7s4NK-DT-qEXF8M52Nes_97i_ucAKIb54FHceIqO380pXbra-XuSHi0G72oCqIcd0Tnz7p4L5q61qQ6/s400/HolyWater.jpg
Proof that you CAN have too much of a good thing.
Proof that you CAN have too much of a good thing.
ericv00
8th August 2012, 04:28 AM
The poor, who can't pay for premium Holy Water™, must again settle for the refuse.
ericv00
8th August 2012, 04:29 AM
Because no one can contain the power of God's water.
spruce
8th August 2012, 08:29 AM
And try our refreshingly new and improved Sparkling Seltzer Holy Water, right from the tap.
(fortified with potent papal spices (sold separately))
(fortified with potent papal spices (sold separately))
spruce
8th August 2012, 01:38 PM
And try our refreshingly new and improved Sparkling Seltzer Holy Water, right from the tap.
(fortified with potent papal spices (sold separately))
Disclaimer WARNING: Ask your priest or apothecary before using Sparkling Holy Water®. Do not use Sparkling Holy Water® if you are undead, may become undead, or are otherwise daemon possessed, cursed by God or the Church, or under scrutiny of various imbued holy people. If you think you may have become daemon possessed while using Sparkling Holy Water®, tell your priest right away. You may need to start taking it during normal daemonic episodes. Do not use cosmetics or other skin care products on treated skin areas, including hair removal products, perm solutions, and medicated soaps and shampoos. Make sure your priest knows if you are breastfeeding, or if you have eczema, leprosy, or are sensitive to sunlight. If your symptoms do not improve or if they get worse, see your priest immediately. Side effects may include blisters, scabs, swelling, redness, changes in skin colour, oozing, severe pain, itching or actual burning of the skin or affected area, and death.
(fortified with potent papal spices (sold separately))
Disclaimer WARNING: Ask your priest or apothecary before using Sparkling Holy Water®. Do not use Sparkling Holy Water® if you are undead, may become undead, or are otherwise daemon possessed, cursed by God or the Church, or under scrutiny of various imbued holy people. If you think you may have become daemon possessed while using Sparkling Holy Water®, tell your priest right away. You may need to start taking it during normal daemonic episodes. Do not use cosmetics or other skin care products on treated skin areas, including hair removal products, perm solutions, and medicated soaps and shampoos. Make sure your priest knows if you are breastfeeding, or if you have eczema, leprosy, or are sensitive to sunlight. If your symptoms do not improve or if they get worse, see your priest immediately. Side effects may include blisters, scabs, swelling, redness, changes in skin colour, oozing, severe pain, itching or actual burning of the skin or affected area, and death.
PermanentlyEphemeral
9th August 2012, 12:55 AM
I was torn between the holy water on tap and this one.
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinxNhPAcOGBFlAKk8CYAXeazrYu8K7LP45w2Chm42fbFlOUNewP85-rPbIG6KEE7s4NK-DT-qEXF8M52Nes_97i_ucAKIb54FHceIqO380pXbra-XuSHi0G72oCqIcd0Tnz7p4L5q61qQ6/s400/HolyWater.jpg
So what happens when the holy water from either inevitably runs down the street and into the sewer system? :hmmm: Holy shit!!?! :staregonk:
Batman, I"ve never seen anyone piss that long before.
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinxNhPAcOGBFlAKk8CYAXeazrYu8K7LP45w2Chm42fbFlOUNewP85-rPbIG6KEE7s4NK-DT-qEXF8M52Nes_97i_ucAKIb54FHceIqO380pXbra-XuSHi0G72oCqIcd0Tnz7p4L5q61qQ6/s400/HolyWater.jpg
So what happens when the holy water from either inevitably runs down the street and into the sewer system? :hmmm: Holy shit!!?! :staregonk:
Batman, I"ve never seen anyone piss that long before.
Jerome
9th August 2012, 01:04 AM
When the former alter boys revealed the abuse they received as children, Father Murphy attempted to disguise the preparatory enema station.
Winner.
Winner.
Free Falling
9th August 2012, 01:19 AM
You're kidding, that sucked! Thanks.
Ok...what can I come up with? Be back shortly
Ok...what can I come up with? Be back shortly
Free Falling
9th August 2012, 01:22 AM
http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/wtf-photos-videos-comfortable-ride.jpg
MSG
9th August 2012, 01:23 AM
DIY bondage and discipline wasn't quite working out the way Martha had expected...
Jerome
9th August 2012, 01:30 AM
Thanksgiving time again! I got the biggest turkey in the store!!!
Magicziggy
9th August 2012, 02:28 AM
When the former alter boys revealed the abuse they received as children, Father Murphy attempted to disguise the preparatory enema station.
Winner.
Who made Jerome judge of RPs caption comp?
Winner.
Who made Jerome judge of RPs caption comp?
MSG
9th August 2012, 02:28 AM
everyone who would prefer to read Jerome's posts than RP's
divagreen
9th August 2012, 04:34 AM
http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/wtf-photos-videos-comfortable-ride.jpg
honey, I am just not as much into this role playing game as you.
honey, I am just not as much into this role playing game as you.
borealis
9th August 2012, 04:40 AM
Abandoned in the grocery store at the age of two, seventeen years later Talitha still depended on the kindness of strangers to push her her from aisle to aisle.
Adenosine
9th August 2012, 05:15 AM
Abandoned in the grocery store at the age of two, seventeen years later Talitha still depended on the kindness of strangers to push her her from aisle to aisle.
lol
lol
MSG
9th August 2012, 05:22 AM
http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/wtf-photos-videos-comfortable-ride.jpg
I didn't mind when he took me through the 8 items or less aisle, but did he have to admit he only bought me on special cos' I'm at my sell-by date?
I didn't mind when he took me through the 8 items or less aisle, but did he have to admit he only bought me on special cos' I'm at my sell-by date?
Jerome
9th August 2012, 05:43 AM
I didn't mind when he took me through the 8 items or less aisle, but did he have to admit he only bought me on special cos' I'm at my sell-by date?
Winner.
Winner.
Magicziggy
9th August 2012, 07:29 AM
Abandoned in the grocery store at the age of two, seventeen years later Talitha still depended on the kindness of strangers to push her her from aisle to aisle.
Winner
Winner
Adenosine
9th August 2012, 10:23 AM
Abandoned in the grocery store at the age of two, seventeen years later Talitha still depended on the kindness of strangers to push her her from aisle to aisle.
Winner
:nada:
Winner
:nada:
Magicziggy
9th August 2012, 10:58 AM
Actually i liked diva's as well. I was just making a point about Jerome hijacking the judging.
spruce
9th August 2012, 11:22 AM
The local Cannibal Mart was doing well with their "Buy For The Tribe" special.
spruce
9th August 2012, 11:32 AM
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17japuzrjcepejpg/original.jpg
With the baptism of Damian scheduled that day, Satanists were hoping it wouldn't be figured out right away that they had broken in overnight and tapped Cursed Water into the Holy Water line.
With the baptism of Damian scheduled that day, Satanists were hoping it wouldn't be figured out right away that they had broken in overnight and tapped Cursed Water into the Holy Water line.
PermanentlyEphemeral
9th August 2012, 02:00 PM
Actually i liked diva's as well. I was just making a point about Jerome hijacking the judging.
Well some people need specific rules in order to know how to post.
Well some people need specific rules in order to know how to post.
Free Falling
9th August 2012, 07:15 PM
Ok I hate forum politics and not posting in this thread anymore. someone else post a pic.
recursive prophet
9th August 2012, 09:34 PM
Ok I hate forum politics and not posting in this thread anymore. someone else post a pic.
Sorry to have brought them itt, Free. I really should have known better and just read and not posted here. FWIW I concur with Jerome's choice on best caption, though the competition was stiff. Good show. Back to lurk default. :)
Sorry to have brought them itt, Free. I really should have known better and just read and not posted here. FWIW I concur with Jerome's choice on best caption, though the competition was stiff. Good show. Back to lurk default. :)
spruce
10th August 2012, 12:15 AM
Here's another non-contest photo for captions, while awaiting... whose is it - MSG.
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k46/paracletos/curi03.jpg
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k46/paracletos/curi03.jpg
spruce
10th August 2012, 12:39 AM
Curiosity Rover: This is Vulcan, right? They told me I was going to Vulcan, the Red Planet. HEY, you there, where's Spock? He was supposed to meet me here like an hour ago!
Jerome
10th August 2012, 12:50 AM
Oh goody! My illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator.
MondoVman
10th August 2012, 01:59 AM
... multi-post of posts 177..194 /simulated
TextFromDog: Post 177: Ooh, my favorite. Post 178: Ooh, my favorite. ...
On with the show. No whining, 'k?
TextFromDog: Post 177: Ooh, my favorite. Post 178: Ooh, my favorite. ...
On with the show. No whining, 'k?
spruce
10th August 2012, 02:26 AM
Vandals!
spruce
10th August 2012, 02:28 AM
"Earthlings have no sense of direction!"
Magicziggy
10th August 2012, 02:47 AM
"are we running...? I've prepared a little speech ..<clears throat>.. Actually could we start again.. I need a glass of water.."
Adenosine
10th August 2012, 09:32 AM
Oh goody! My illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator.
lol
lol
gib
10th August 2012, 11:29 PM
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e60/widow2/6s9utl.jpg
rudeigineile
10th August 2012, 11:37 PM
I thought this guy only came once a year!
Jerome
11th August 2012, 01:05 AM
I thought this guy only came once a year!
Winner.
:thewave:
Winner.
:thewave:
ericv00
11th August 2012, 02:10 AM
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e60/widow2/6s9utl.jpg
My spy gadgets are no match for his magic.
My spy gadgets are no match for his magic.
ericv00
11th August 2012, 02:11 AM
Bells! Why does he have to wear the BELLS?!
ericv00
11th August 2012, 02:11 AM
I've failed. He's ALREADY taken over the world...
ericv00
11th August 2012, 02:13 AM
You've been a naughty boy, James. And what's this? Coal in your stocking?
ericv00
11th August 2012, 02:13 AM
That was bad and I should feel bad...
ericv00
11th August 2012, 02:16 AM
007, captured during a reconnaissance mission at the north pole, is forced each day to make toys in Santa's workshop until he collapses from exhaustion.
Jerome
11th August 2012, 04:23 AM
Not going to beat:
I thought this guy only came once a year!
Winner.
:thewave:
I thought this guy only came once a year!
Winner.
:thewave:
Ironclad
11th August 2012, 12:51 PM
"no Mr Bond, I expect you to.. cry"
"i said I wanted a fucking horse for christmas"; "terribly sorry, I thought you wanted to be fucked BY a horse, hohoho"
"i said I wanted a fucking horse for christmas"; "terribly sorry, I thought you wanted to be fucked BY a horse, hohoho"
divagreen
11th August 2012, 01:20 PM
lol
gib
11th August 2012, 06:07 PM
Not going to beat:
I thought this guy only came once a year!
Winner.
:thewave:
:nada:
I thought this guy only came once a year!
Winner.
:thewave:
:nada:
rudeigineile
11th August 2012, 07:20 PM
lol obvious joke was obvious but I'll take it :D
http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/FILE+Barack+Obama+Meets+David+Cameron+Look+VSYrIKE tcahl.jpg
http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/FILE+Barack+Obama+Meets+David+Cameron+Look+VSYrIKE tcahl.jpg
nostrum
11th August 2012, 08:19 PM
Ah... so he doesn't have the balls for this, I goddamm KNEW it...
(NFI who they are, I'm rusty on rear haircut, suit and ass recognition of US politicians)
(NFI who they are, I'm rusty on rear haircut, suit and ass recognition of US politicians)
Amok
12th August 2012, 01:29 AM
Ah... so he doesn't have the balls for this, I goddamm KNEW it...
(NFI who they are, I'm rusty on rear haircut, suit and ass recognition of US politicians)
Left: David Cameron. Right: Barack Obama. (Oh, the irony!)
Caption:
"No, no, Dave! I said at least I don't have a hung Parliament...!"
(NFI who they are, I'm rusty on rear haircut, suit and ass recognition of US politicians)
Left: David Cameron. Right: Barack Obama. (Oh, the irony!)
Caption:
"No, no, Dave! I said at least I don't have a hung Parliament...!"
spruce
12th August 2012, 01:37 AM
"Look Dave I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over."
nostrum
12th August 2012, 02:22 AM
Ah... so he doesn't have the balls for this, I goddamm KNEW it...
(NFI who they are, I'm rusty on rear haircut, suit and ass recognition of US politicians)
Left: David Cameron. Right: Barack Obama. (Oh, the irony!)
Caption:
"No, no, Dave! I said at least I don't have a hung Parliament...!"
Hehehehe and thanks for helping me out with who they were. I wasn't expecting anyone to be taller than Obamarama.
(NFI who they are, I'm rusty on rear haircut, suit and ass recognition of US politicians)
Left: David Cameron. Right: Barack Obama. (Oh, the irony!)
Caption:
"No, no, Dave! I said at least I don't have a hung Parliament...!"
Hehehehe and thanks for helping me out with who they were. I wasn't expecting anyone to be taller than Obamarama.
PermanentlyEphemeral
12th August 2012, 02:30 AM
So I says to Mabel, I says... that's the beauty of it! It doesn't do ANYthing!
Adenosine
12th August 2012, 10:37 AM
"Just how big is your stimulus package?!"
Bobby Arthur
12th August 2012, 05:28 PM
You don't have to jerk me off, I'll just tell you. The Mexicans do our landscaping.
rudeigineile
12th August 2012, 10:54 PM
"Just how big is your stimulus package?!"
Winner!
Winner!
Jerome
12th August 2012, 11:48 PM
"Just how big is your stimulus package?!"
Winner!
:nada:
Winner!
:nada:
Adenosine
13th August 2012, 01:44 AM
http://freeimagesarchive.com/data/media/209/17_funny+pictures.jpg
I expect champagne comedy, people!
I expect champagne comedy, people!
Jerome
13th August 2012, 01:58 AM
Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
rudeigineile
13th August 2012, 08:04 AM
Having spent time, effort and a butt load of cash to track her down, Ridley now sat across the street hesitantly watching his quarry. Suddenly for no reason he could process on an intellectual level he was questioning his plan to ask Sean Young to do the blade runner remake.
ericv00
13th August 2012, 06:08 PM
A beautiful purse, a gorgeous dress and shoes. I'm definitely going to turn heads at the high school dance!
Ironclad
13th August 2012, 09:13 PM
Time, it seems, catches up with everybody, even Wonder Woman.
charlou
13th August 2012, 11:29 PM
http://freeimagesarchive.com/data/media/209/17_funny+pictures.jpg
Trapped in a Groundhog Day-esque timewarp, aging rocker
Jimmy is resigned to traffic stopping moments like these.
Trapped in a Groundhog Day-esque timewarp, aging rocker
Jimmy is resigned to traffic stopping moments like these.
divagreen
14th August 2012, 02:24 AM
"excuse me, but to which package are you referring to?"
MondoVman
21st August 2012, 10:26 PM
http://i45.tinypic.com/2llo7s3.jpg
(Source yahoo article for ref. assuming you have access:
http://news.yahoo.com/photos/china-s-face-masked-swimmers-slideshow )
(Source yahoo article for ref. assuming you have access:
http://news.yahoo.com/photos/china-s-face-masked-swimmers-slideshow )
MondoVman
23rd August 2012, 05:51 AM
Three chinese ladies in face-kinis isn't worth a caption? lol at self.
NEXT!
NEXT!
rudeigineile
23rd August 2012, 06:12 AM
http://i45.tinypic.com/2llo7s3.jpg
Finally Professor Schoch had his proof, yet even as the surge of pride radiated through his body, he couldn't help but be a little disturbed by the way the Atlanteans were looking at him and his crew.
Finally Professor Schoch had his proof, yet even as the surge of pride radiated through his body, he couldn't help but be a little disturbed by the way the Atlanteans were looking at him and his crew.
MondoVman
23rd August 2012, 10:43 AM
<3 Rud (Not that I'm biased or anything.)
spruce
23rd August 2012, 12:13 PM
The security cameras at Davy Jones' Locker were somewhat helpful.
ericv00
23rd August 2012, 09:08 PM
Pollution in this Chinese river was so bad you couldn't go for a swim without getting a plastic bag wrapped around your head,
oblivion
23rd August 2012, 09:13 PM
No one was sure exactly how the Carnival Gimp float wound up in Guanabara Bay.
gib
23rd August 2012, 11:19 PM
winner
oblivion
27th August 2012, 11:10 PM
did Rud win?
MondoVman
28th August 2012, 02:21 AM
Let's call it a tie between rud and ob! Either can start the next segment.
gib
28th August 2012, 06:57 PM
or both!
oblivion
28th August 2012, 07:19 PM
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/537960_420430437986415_1263192076_n.jpg
Free Falling
29th August 2012, 03:16 AM
Ok, I stuck it where the sun never shines. Now what?
PermanentlyEphemeral
29th August 2012, 03:25 AM
About this time Darren was wishing he had bought the optional comfort saddle.
rudeigineile
29th August 2012, 03:33 AM
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/537960_420430437986415_1263192076_n.jpg
Debbie stood stock still staring at the scene as she vaguely remembered how cool she had thought her boyfriend was when he asked her if she wanted to get high with him.
Debbie stood stock still staring at the scene as she vaguely remembered how cool she had thought her boyfriend was when he asked her if she wanted to get high with him.
spruce
29th August 2012, 03:54 AM
"Ride the wind, reap the whirlwind!"
MSG
29th August 2012, 07:49 AM
There was a new broom sweeping through the Enchanted Forest. At long last, Enid Blyton had allowed a character who wasn't white and upper middle class. And Luke could feel the disturbance in The Force...
ericv00
30th August 2012, 03:39 AM
At the Hogwarts summer semester Broom Flight Class.
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