Pets, photos and stories. page 1

Cunt

21st January 2012, 06:03 AM

I have a couple of dogs living with me. Both are crosses of shih-tzu, and both are about 5 years old.

Molly Agnes Dinkle is crossed with a mini daschound. She is cute as fuck. She is known as the 7-toe dog because she warms your feet. (she actually gets all of the toes, but her counting is seldom)

Here is her portrait, commissioned especially for MindRomp.

http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee174/Darren8306/_DJK2310copy.jpg

Next is Hannah Francine Horowitz. She is crossed with a scottie (so we were told at the puppy mill where we got them) and has a fiesty attitude and a STRONG desire to do whatever it is I want her to. Wriggles like a puppy when she lays down for me. She eats poop, occasionally straight out of Molly's ass.

Smiling like it's the best thing ever.


http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee174/Darren8306/_DJK2311copy.jpg

EDIT - to add the puppies' surnames

Jerome

21st January 2012, 06:04 AM

Handsome dogs, thanks for the pics. :)

Jerome

21st January 2012, 06:07 AM

She eats poop, occasionally straight out of Molly's ass.

put spicy/hot peppers into their diet, they don't notice going down, but out the back it is strong, you should only need to do it for a week or two.

Cunt

21st January 2012, 06:10 AM

nah, I am okay with screaming comically in outrage, and having them slink away from it chuckling and licking their chops.

Jerome

21st January 2012, 06:29 AM

Bullshit, you just like having less shit to clean.

oblivion

21st January 2012, 06:49 AM

My pup passed away last summer. Here's a pic from when she was young and easily confused.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v636/raven_s/Whoatemyfood.jpg

More kitties

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/5974_1116446587517_1117556870_30285736_2019064_n.j pg

kira kitty never holds still for her picture to be taken.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/5974_1116446627518_1117556870_30285737_8078993_n.j pg

Apollo's Nap, Disturbed.

oblivion

21st January 2012, 06:50 AM

lol...it's been so long, I hardly recognize that kitchen. We remodeled it about 4 years ago.

charlou

21st January 2012, 06:53 AM

Cute dogs and kitties :D


Benji being ... Benji http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/charlou/ommmmm.gif

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/charlou/Benjitssssssssss001b-1.jpg

Cunt

21st January 2012, 06:59 AM

Woo Hoo! Here is my pet mouse!
http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee174/Darren8306/_DJK2313copy.jpg

charlou

21st January 2012, 07:05 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v636/raven_s/Whoatemyfood.jpg

i r in ur bowl killin ur appetitez with my stare of deth

Hermit

21st January 2012, 09:27 AM

You might think she's cute,

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x59/Hermit_graphics/Happy%20Snaps/4ae9f50e.jpg

but Mayhem is true to her name. You know how some cats bring flower pots and vases down from window sills and mantle pieces? Mayhem is not content with that. She topples entire bookcases to the ground. Both of them two metres high.

Unfortunately she is also an inveterate hunter.

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x59/Hermit_graphics/NaughtyMayhem.jpg

She tries to make up for it by also being a formidable guard-cat.

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x59/Hermit_graphics/Happy%20Snaps/78141e94.jpg

At least that's what I think. Perhaps she is merely ensuring that she has first dibs on the tender bits when I die.

Our most vicious pet. Here she is taking care of the most recent Jehovah's Witness who came to save us. Chloe savoured him instead.

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x59/Hermit_graphics/Pets%20and%20Garden/69b13cf1.jpg

Benji is as placid as ragdolls get, but he knew from a very young age how to stand his ground. Ruby (don't take your love to town), on the right, was seven then. She is 13 now.

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x59/Hermit_graphics/Pets%20and%20Garden/9e5d811d.jpg

Oh, and Benjamin also loves fishing. Our goldfish were never in any danger, though.

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x59/Hermit_graphics/Pets%20and%20Garden/f1a1fbc5.jpg

Orphia Nay

21st January 2012, 09:53 AM

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w194/orphia/Lady/11112011172a.jpg
Our Bengal leopard, Lady. ;)

And her dear sweet victim, Pari:

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w194/orphia/Pari/windowoct2010.jpg

Hermit

21st January 2012, 10:08 AM

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w194/orphia/Lady/11112011172a.jpg
Our Bengal leopard, Lady. ;)

And her dear sweet victim, Pari:

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w194/orphia/Pari/windowoct2010.jpg
What lovely cats. :] We have a similar one to Pari. Tips is the second cat that adopted us when neighbours moved on and left them behind. Now we have four.

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x59/Hermit_graphics/Pets%20and%20Garden/b684bcf8.jpg

He is actually quite tiny. Yesterday he had to be taken to the vet to get an abscess on his left rear paw treated. Ah, the joy of shoving antibiotics down his gullet twice a day for the next ten days. He'll go back to the vet next week to be itted.

Orphia Nay

21st January 2012, 10:32 AM

Tips! What a great name for him! I hope he's better soon.

Four cats? I'm jealous. But slightly insane. :]

ashley

21st January 2012, 11:02 AM

My cat died on Monday :(

nostrum

21st January 2012, 11:42 AM

:hug: I'm so sorry :(

nostrum

21st January 2012, 11:42 AM

I'm tapatalking but I love this thread and will post later!

Hermit

21st January 2012, 11:48 AM

My cat died on Monday :(
Awwwww. I hope he/she had a happy life with you, and that he died quickly and relatively painlessly when he went.

ashley

21st January 2012, 12:05 PM

Sorry I forgot a picture. Here she is:
http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh592/ashlib11/muffin.jpg

We had her 14 years, since I was 10. We think she was 4 when we got her, so she was quite old. She started refusing to eat weeks ago, but we couldn't find anything wrong with her. She kept going until Monday and then she became very weak. Eventually she couldn't stand up so she just went to sleep and didn't wake up.

Amok

21st January 2012, 10:50 PM

Sorry to hear about so many recent losses (Ashley et al).

I was really sure my George was on the way out a few weeks ago, but he seems to have rallied. I'm not getting my hopes up, because he is 20 or thereabouts. I'm ready to act when I need to, of course, but for the moment he seems OK again.

What's the code for posting photos, please?

oblivion

21st January 2012, 10:54 PM

it's image url

Amok

21st January 2012, 10:57 PM

it's image url

Thanks.

This is George.

http://i42.tinypic.com/15s3jvc.jpg

oblivion

21st January 2012, 10:59 PM

awww. he's so cute lying there under the flowers!

oblivion

21st January 2012, 11:03 PM

Seraph all your critters are adorable.

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x59/Hermit_graphics/Pets%20and%20Garden/9e5d811d.jpg

Ruby is a Queensland Heeler? What a great name for her!

charlou

21st January 2012, 11:37 PM

She is ... I found her on the streets when she was seven months old ... obviously in heat and abandoned (hence her name) ... she's such a good natured, pretty dog and has been a wonderful part of the family for almost 13 years. She's really slowing down .. her eyes are a little milky and her hearing isn't so good any more (a benefit seems to be that thunder no longer upsets her). Our other little dog, Chloe, is around 18 months old .. she's been keeping Ruby more active and interested in life, I'm sure.

charlou

21st January 2012, 11:48 PM

So many pretty pussy cats itt :heart:

charlou

21st January 2012, 11:58 PM

This thread needs some Feck.

nostrum

22nd January 2012, 03:45 AM

This thread needs some Feck.

This thread DEMANDS some feck.

Magicziggy

22nd January 2012, 12:40 PM

Magic is black.. Ziggy grey
They are brothers. ..about 2-3 years old. Mostly housebound as the last two moggies fell victim to snakes
They have very different personalities. Magic is a lap cat and loves human attention. Ziggy is much more independent and when he wants company.. he'll ask .. and he'll look for fights as well
http://i1047.photobucket.com/albums/b474/Magicziggy/90026405-1.jpg

Cunt

22nd January 2012, 06:41 PM

I just learned what a 'Mog' or 'Moggy' is. Thanks, MZ

Supernaut

23rd January 2012, 12:41 AM

http://i1006.photobucket.com/albums/af187/supernaut454/2012-01-22_16-31-40_223.jpg

Clockwise we have Bewz (left), Disharoon, and Mr. Whiskers.

http://i1006.photobucket.com/albums/af187/supernaut454/2012-01-22_16-31-46_243.jpg

This is Disharoon....looks like he's about to poop! But he isn't!

http://i1006.photobucket.com/albums/af187/supernaut454/2012-01-22_16-31-08_502.jpg

This is Bewz....on my lap at the computer.

Cunt

23rd January 2012, 04:31 AM

Mr. Whiskers looks a lot like George. George is ashes in a small box in the porch until we figure out what to do with them.

Supernaut

23rd January 2012, 04:35 AM

I had an orange tabby named George when I was a kid. He got leukemia though and passed.....very sad day!

nostrum

29th January 2012, 05:46 AM

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w275/miles2cute/TAJJan04001.jpg

this is the 'friendly' pic... later on as the silly cow put it's nose through the fence Lottie nipped it, and then the cow head-butted the fence to try to take her out :facepalm:

Teshi

29th January 2012, 07:41 AM

My genius dog Queen:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v643/effing_dogooder/icequeen2_small.jpg

MSG

29th January 2012, 07:44 AM

can she catch mice?












:p

Teshi

29th January 2012, 07:46 AM

can she catch mice?












:p

:sadno: She's gotten old and slow

Also, this is Dexter:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v643/effing_dogooder/IMAG0063.jpg

redunderthebed

29th January 2012, 12:03 PM

We have two pets in the family.

This is lilly our psychotic moggie.

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/38925_1551674192566_1256487243_1533045_2980070_n.j pg

Where she spends most of her existance inside mum's bed
http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/38925_1551674312569_1256487243_1533048_7347820_n.j pg

She is about 5 years old.

Our newest addition is ned the dog he is a whippet x staffy and couldn't be different from lilly if you tried would be nice to get a photo together but the cat fucking hates him.

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/381042_2668442111066_1256487243_3089289_1721092074 _n.jpg



http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/391575_10150406500278985_535158984_8469769_1925893 267_n.jpg

charlou

29th January 2012, 12:06 PM

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w275/miles2cute/TAJJan04001.jpg

this is the 'friendly' pic... later on as the silly cow put it's nose through the fence Lottie nipped it, and then the cow head-butted the fence to try to take her out :facepalm:

Not sure why .. probably the fence and the cloven hooved creature .. but this pic reminded me of the day I watched a bunch of little children gleefully running after a field mouse because it was really cute and they wanted a closer look, while the fleeing mouse was only interested in escaaaaape ... It made it to a fence, ran underneath and the children were stopped in their tracks .. A llama on the other side of the fence, curious about the drama but unaware of the hapless mouse, ambled over to the fence and trod on the mouse ... and we all watched it twitching until it died. What a cartoon. :facepalm:

redunderthebed

29th January 2012, 12:15 PM

Our ned likes alcohol me and my mate leigh were out in the backyard having a tipple. The dog jumped on leigh when he was sitting down stuck his nose in his glass, tipped half the glass out of the table then proceeded to hoover the content on the table then jumped off and stumbled around the backyard for the next 10 mins. :rofl:

Magicziggy

29th January 2012, 08:36 PM

This guy is in my bathroom right now. His size means he qualifies as a pet, but I'm thinking that's his decision ... Really .. Anything he wants
http://img.tapatalk.com/b6eff1b5-ad68-fc08.jpg
(Actually he's only 3cm top to bottom)

oblivion

29th January 2012, 08:50 PM

wow. very striking. any idea what kind of spider it is?

redunderthebed

29th January 2012, 09:05 PM

That poor spidey wouldn't be long for this world at my house. After mum and sis had screamed and nagged and wont listen to my assurances that its not venomous i would have to kill it before i kill them.

Mantisdreamz

8th February 2012, 03:27 AM

The iguana and cat fighting for the same sun spot:
http://oi53.tinypic.com/110lufa.jpg

iguna
http://oi45.tinypic.com/34s5xn5.jpg

squat/squishy:
http://oi44.tinypic.com/9tpzs4.jpg

buggy, who was put down a year or so ago
http://oi39.tinypic.com/11gnghc.jpg

Teshi

2nd March 2013, 11:04 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v643/effing_dogooder/2013-02-06144354_zpsa44fe5a8.jpg

PermanentlyEphemeral

2nd March 2013, 11:26 PM

wow. very striking. any idea what kind of spider it is?

I thought it would be helpful to use google image search.
That image is on page two of a thread on Mindromp.org. (imagine that)

And the nearest matching image is.

http://cdn.four-pins.com/m.php/2013/01/2011138_waxedtote_navy_4-374x251.jpg


I'm tempted to download the photo, crop it and try again.

PermanentlyEphemeral

2nd March 2013, 11:27 PM

That poor spidey wouldn't be long for this world at my house. After mum and sis had screamed and nagged and wont listen to my assurances that its not venomous i would have to kill it before i kill them.

Spiders are illegal as pets in Toronto because, tada, all spiders are venomous.

Dirtyarris

3rd March 2013, 01:24 AM

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f396/dazzer1975/2013-01-28205911_zps9e290feb.jpg

My old fish tank at my sisters, and 1 of 2 of the feral kittens she recently acquired (george, who is a female lol)

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f396/dazzer1975/DSC02959_zps767c2959.jpg

this is gomez, quite obviously the most awesome dog ever, as can be clearly demonstrated in the pic lol

oblivion

3rd March 2013, 01:53 AM

he's a handsome dog. the cat looks like she's going to dive into that aquarium.

Sugreeva

4th March 2013, 08:31 PM

Cats are to pets what Downs Syndrome kids are to children.

MondoVman

6th March 2013, 10:04 AM

My 7 year old, pet javalina. Purchased for ~$250 in a mountain community art store.
http://i50.tinypic.com/bgpowh.jpg

Sugreeva

6th March 2013, 05:18 PM

Nintendo!

Bobby Arthur

6th March 2013, 08:11 PM

My German Shepherd and Pit Bull recently taught the neighbor's miniature Schnauzer not to come into our yard.

There was a lot of blood, but I think she'll live. Crappy thing is they're the nicest dogs to other humans, but if you have 4 legs, get the fuck out.

Note to would-be robbers: Leave your dog (cat, squirrel, bird, etc.) at home when you break into my house.

Magicziggy

22nd April 2013, 11:29 AM

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/04/22/asunysuz.jpg
Catfish vs Fishcat

Jerome

23rd April 2013, 01:18 AM

Do you know how big those things can get?

And the spines the size in your tank will pierce you!

Jerome

23rd April 2013, 01:20 AM

That is more crustacean than fish.

Amok

24th April 2013, 05:52 AM

Hi guys, just catching up on things, and naturally was drawn to the pets thread. It's been a year and three months since I posted this...

it's image url

Thanks.

This is George.

http://i42.tinypic.com/15s3jvc.jpg

After saying George had been ailing. He's still kicking, by the way! :]

Also, isn't it funny that Cunt, Supernaut & Dirtyarris also had cats named George in this relatively short thread?!

Magicziggy

24th April 2013, 11:08 AM

Do you know how big those things can get?

And the spines the size in your tank will pierce you!

Not that big.

Hermit

22nd December 2014, 06:30 AM

Some time ago a neighbour moved to the Philipines and leaving a cat behind. He started meowing and smooching around us. We started feeding him and had him desexed, although he rarely ventures inside or the backyard Dogs, you know.

A bit over a week ago Tom disappeared. The bowl of kibbles was barely touched any more. Mayhem doesn't like going out the front and ginger across the road just has the occasional nibble. I left it, and the water out there anyway.

Yesterday afternoon I went shopping. As I was about to hop into the car I noticed that the bowl had been totally cleaned out. I thought no more of it. When I returned, there was Tom traipsing toward me, meowing in his usual way. I refilled the bowl, but he was more interested in rolling onto my feet and getting petted, affectionate sod that he is.

He looks a bit skinny just now, but is sure to recover. Probably got himself trapped in someone's shed or garage. Old photo.

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x59/Hermit_graphics/Pets%20and%20Garden/20100730459_zps7cc21ce6.jpg

nostrum

22nd December 2014, 06:43 AM

very cute! were you feeding him strawberry jelly for dessert?

Hermit

22nd December 2014, 06:58 AM

Rose petal essence. Helps him meditate. :meditate:

nostrum

22nd December 2014, 07:12 AM

LOL

OmicronPersei8

22nd December 2014, 12:14 PM

nos, do you have a cat?

nostrum

22nd December 2014, 07:40 PM

I had a cat. Is this a trap?

OmicronPersei8

22nd December 2014, 07:42 PM

it's not not a trap

nostrum

22nd December 2014, 07:46 PM

I did have a cat. Moki. Cutest little thing, very affectionate. I called her a ca-dog because she followed me around everywhere.

Do you have a cat?

spruce

22nd December 2014, 07:54 PM

I have like 5 cats. They're NOT really my cats, they're neighbour cats, but my yard is either the Thunderdome (5 cats in, one cat leaves), is the hippest yard in the neighbourhood, or has the most critters easiest to kill.

spruce

22nd December 2014, 07:56 PM

Plus, they seem to like our porch accommodations better than their own - as long as I'm not actively borrowing my porch accommodations from them.

OmicronPersei8

22nd December 2014, 07:59 PM

I have three lords and masters

Zeluvia

22nd December 2014, 08:11 PM

We took a ride out to the reservoir one day after a heavy rain, just to play with the bikes in the mud. While we were taking a break and having a beer, we heard this screaming. Tracking it down we found a very small kitten high up in a tree. In the bottom of the tree, was a wet sodden mess of dead kittens, looked like they drowned. One of the guys climbed the tree and got the kitten down. She was totally freaked out, full of fleas, wet clear through, skinny as hell, and probably about 4 weeks old. I wrapped her in a towel, snugged her in my jacket, and she endured the ride home like that on the back of the bike.

I bathed her in warm water in the bathroom, and got out the kitten formula and the baby bottles, and filled her up with warm milk first. (yes, at that time we had those kinds of things on hand).

We had other cats when we brought her home, and adopted a few after her, but she outlasted them all.

24 years later, I found her on her favorite spot on the kitchen table in the sun, dead.

I still haven't gotten another cat.

OmicronPersei8

22nd December 2014, 08:16 PM

((((((((zellullal)))))))

nostrum

22nd December 2014, 08:38 PM

((((((((zellullal)))))))

:nada:

nostrum

22nd December 2014, 08:39 PM

that is a great innings for a cat

nostrum

22nd December 2014, 08:40 PM

I have three lords and masters

no wonder you post like a doormat, then


I've never got the multiple lords things, though. Do cats really appreciate being in numbers?

Tere

22nd December 2014, 08:41 PM

*hug* for Zeluvia.

I've mostly had brother and sister kitties. That seems to work out OK, most of the time anyway.

OmicronPersei8

22nd December 2014, 10:21 PM

I have three lords and masters

no wonder you post like a doormat, then


I've never got the multiple lords things, though. Do cats really appreciate being in numbers?

No, buts its funny watching which is king or queen for the day, usually the queen, she's a cunt

borealis

23rd December 2014, 02:19 AM

I've had up to 3 cats at a time, just the one now.

The 3 I had at once were Sergeant Bluepetal, a large, lazy, peaceful, serious-minded tuxedo; Belinda Bump, a black furred, yellow-eyed evil queen full of hate for everything, and after a time and before I managed to afford to get them neutered, the one all black kitten I ended up having to keep. Bat, initially, because of his bat-like huge ears. At about four months I had him in for his distemper vaccination, from which, against all odds, he caught distemper (they were indoor city cats). Vet treated him for free, sent him home five days later with a tube of nutrient paste and not a lot of hope. He was weak and his hair was falling out and I'd moved to a different house while he was at the vet's. One of my housemates let him out.

I called the new tenants in my old house and three weeks later they called back to say they had a possible candidate in their back porch. I bicycled over, brought him home in my backpack. He could hardly stand up. Didn't leave my lap for several weeks unless he had to. His hair grew back in evenly sprinkled with small white spots, his name got upgraded to Specklebat. He lived to be 18, took to being an indoor-outdoor cat when I left the city, was a weird looking kitty, looked like mediaeval paintings of cats, small snake-like head, long body, shortish legs.

Tere

23rd December 2014, 02:31 AM

Cats are awesome.

MSG

23rd December 2014, 02:36 AM

...

OmicronPersei8

23rd December 2014, 02:38 AM

A W E S O M E


They are so fucking awesome, that I was awoken in the middle of the night as they battled over who loved me more and claimed the right to sleep on my legs

Tere

23rd December 2014, 02:44 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4 just saying

spruce

23rd December 2014, 07:11 AM

Yeah, you CAN'T hug EVERY cat.

MSG

23rd December 2014, 07:47 AM

http://lolkitten.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/funny-cat-lolcat-nyan-cats-dead.jpg

you don't want to escalate this. I'm just sayin'

nostrum

23rd December 2014, 08:33 AM

:shockcorn:

longhair75

23rd December 2014, 04:06 PM

I am pretty sure I have posted this picture of my kitten here before, but just in case, this is Jerry:

http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd384/longhair75/kitten.jpg (http://s1217.photobucket.com/user/longhair75/media/kitten.jpg.html)

OmicronPersei8

23rd December 2014, 04:10 PM

lol, he might be bigger than my fat orange tabby at 17lbs

OmicronPersei8

23rd December 2014, 04:11 PM

wait, is that grumpy cat?

longhair75

23rd December 2014, 04:30 PM

lol, he might be bigger than my fat orange tabby at 17lbs
Jerry comes in at about 28 lbs

nostrum

23rd December 2014, 05:28 PM

You have shown us Jerry before. He does look like a relative of grumpy cat side-on, actually! Very cute

longhair75

23rd December 2014, 08:39 PM

This is a much better picture of Jerry. You lose some of the scale in his head shot though::

http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd384/longhair75/jerry.jpg (http://s1217.photobucket.com/user/longhair75/media/jerry.jpg.html)

borealis

24th December 2014, 02:05 PM

Jerry kind of... looks like you, longhair. Something about the eyes, that expression.

longhair75

24th December 2014, 03:47 PM

He is a rather pensive cat

Imp

25th December 2014, 12:43 AM

None of these are my pets anymore. I just found the photo.

http://i58.tinypic.com/2hxajgy.jpg

The blondie unholy caucasian - german shepherd mix is Stella Artois and the siamese was Juss. Family pets at the time.

The black dog is called Robi, and belongs to my aunt.

MSG

25th December 2014, 01:06 AM

did the wolves eat them

Imp

25th December 2014, 01:07 AM

The dogs are still alive far as I'm aware. The cat 'ran away'. Knowing my mother, she probably drowned him to save money.

MSG

25th December 2014, 01:08 AM

do sturgeon eat cat

Imp

25th December 2014, 01:10 AM

:raise:

nostrum

25th December 2014, 07:50 AM

Well?

Cunt

15th January 2015, 04:39 AM

A few photos of my small dogs.

They don't have stories, or they simply aren't sharing them with me.

http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee174/Darren8306/DJK35286_zps9d7a6c7c.jpg


http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee174/Darren8306/DJK34078_zps14164f77.jpg

http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee174/Darren8306/DJK34071_zps25fef2ec.jpg

Catavenger

14th February 2015, 10:37 PM

http://catavenger.20megsfree.com/THEFALL/mastermonty.JPG Master-at-Arms Montreal lives on board the magic sailing ship ; ( I use the name to post here). I have over 20 cat stories and dozens of cat pictures there: http://catavenger.com/ I even have a picture of the (future) seaport of Phoenix Arizona there. :smug:

Imp

14th February 2015, 10:38 PM

http://catavenger.com/

Holy shit the 90s are back

Catavenger

23rd February 2015, 06:20 PM

http://catavenger.com/

Holy shit the 90s are back Actually although I have changed website hosts three or four times I did start back in the 90s and as the old cat crew died and sailed off to Valhalla I have kept going.
Commodore Toronto is the latest leader of the crew.

http://catavenger.20megsfree.com/wanted/captj.JPG

OmicronPersei8

23rd February 2015, 06:26 PM

On a scale from ammonia factory(least) to majiffy(worst), how bad is the cat pee smell at your place?

Hermit

23rd February 2015, 07:07 PM

O look at what the cat dragged in.

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x59/Hermit_graphics/Pets%20and%20Garden/MarbledGeckoChristinusmarmoratus_zpsc8a44dd4.jpg?t =1424631216

It's a Marbled Gecko. They are supposed to be quite common around here, but this is the first time I've seen one since I moved into the area about ten years ago.

I heard a commotion in the bathroom. Mayhem was acting up. Chloe was asleep in her bed, so I thought I better investigate what the problem was. Mayhem was trying to coax the gecko to run away so she could chase it down. The gecko wouldn't budge, which probably was what saved it. I locked the cat up, took some photos of the lucky reptile and released it in the garden. Half an hour later it would have had a sufficient head-start, so I let the cat out again.

Damn cat. I wish she'd leave the native fauna alone, though she makes herself quite useful keeping the rodent population in check.

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x59/Hermit_graphics/Pets%20and%20Garden/Mayhemwithmouse002_zpsf7a42fc9.jpg

Catavenger

23rd February 2015, 07:40 PM

I like geckos. I keep most of my cats inside but people a couple doors down the street have a heard (or perhaps it's called a flock) of cat's and I feed a couple of their cat's outside. The guy finally got (most of) them neutered through a feral organization since they are pretty much half wild.

praying

24th February 2015, 02:38 AM

I like geckos. I keep most of my cats inside but people a couple doors down the street have a heard (or perhaps it's called a flock) of cat's and I feed a couple of their cat's outside. The guy finally got (most of) them neutered through a feral organization since they are pretty much half wild.

I think they have a herd not a heard. . :nod:

Tere

24th February 2015, 08:04 AM

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/words/what-is-the-collective-term-for-a-group-of-cats

A clowder of cats, according to the OED :) wiki has a few more (cluster or clutter, glaring, pounce, or a destruction of feral cats)

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_terms_of_venery,_by_animal

Collective nouns are so bonkers :)

Hermit

24th February 2015, 08:55 AM

'A glaring/pounce of cats'. :D Beautiful.

The pestilence of mice is non-existent in my house and garden . The only mice I have seen over the past ten years I lived here were the ones in Mayhem's jaws. She is a one-cat-pounce. :cheer:

Catavenger

25th February 2015, 05:12 AM

I like geckos. I keep most of my cats inside but people a couple doors down the street have a heard (or perhaps it's called a flock) of cat's and I feed a couple of their cat's outside. The guy finally got (most of) them neutered through a feral organization since they are pretty much half wild.

I think they have a herd not a heard. . :nod:

I heard the cats meow. Thus heard is the correct word.:colbert: Heard and word also rhyme.

Catavenger

25th February 2015, 05:17 AM

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/words/what-is-the-collective-term-for-a-group-of-cats

A clowder of cats, according to the OED :) wiki has a few more (cluster or clutter, glaring, pounce, or a destruction of feral cats)

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_terms_of_venery,_by_animal

Collective nouns are so bonkers :)

And a CHOWDER of clams.

Cunt

25th February 2015, 05:19 AM

I've always used 'a legislature of ptarmigans'.

But I don't know if it is 'OED'

Hermit

25th February 2015, 08:05 AM

A madness of mindrompers.

MSG

28th March 2015, 08:09 AM

*small salute*

http://www.sandralee.com.au/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Sarbi-returns-240x300.jpg

http://www.sandralee.com.au/2015/03/heroic-explosive-detection-dog-sarbi-has-gone-to-doggie-heaven/

borealis

28th March 2015, 11:38 AM

Aww. Was even a POW.

OmicronPersei8

31st March 2015, 08:29 PM

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/furious-cat-who-hates-being-4954324

borealis

21st April 2015, 07:29 PM

My cat is so grateful for the reappearance of bare ground, and so determeined to be outside, he's currently sitting under a utility trailer in the middle of a heavy rain shower.

Here's a pic of him a few days ago marvelling at brown grass.

OmicronPersei8

21st April 2015, 09:33 PM

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_02/63BlackSheepDM_468x290jpg.jpg

nostrum

21st April 2015, 11:10 PM

Marveling or not marveling

borealis

21st April 2015, 11:10 PM

Planning to demo that some sheep are carnivores, from the looks of it.

Timewave

21st April 2015, 11:49 PM

My cat is so grateful for the reappearance of bare ground, and so determeined to be outside, he's currently sitting under a utility trailer in the middle of a heavy rain shower.

Here's a pic of him a few days ago marvelling at brown grass.

AWW, this is heart touching beautiful. :nod:

Requiem

28th April 2015, 07:37 PM

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_02/63BlackSheepDM_468x290jpg.jpg
Checked the URL to confirm, but I knew that was from Black Sheep. My mate is operating that^

OmicronPersei8

28th April 2015, 08:07 PM

http://cdn.diply.com/img/01855991-7aae-4462-90af-b76bd28a5279.jpg

OmicronPersei8

28th April 2015, 08:07 PM

You will get wet

nostrum

28th April 2015, 11:28 PM

isn't he gorgeous :heartbeat:

I hope his life is going ok

I also hope he gets many opportunities to annoy the fuck out of people