Ask a Chaplain page 1

Supernaut

18th January 2012, 03:30 AM

Ask away! If you don't like the answers you get....well you know what you can do!

Supernaut

18th January 2012, 03:30 AM

btw: don't take this thread seriously!

Fuzzy

18th January 2012, 03:37 AM

Are you actually able to officiate weddings irl and all that other stuff?

If not, have you ever considered getting the appropriate credentials?

oblivion

18th January 2012, 03:43 AM

am I going to hell?

Supernaut

18th January 2012, 03:51 AM

Are you actually able to officiate weddings irl and all that other stuff?

If not, have you ever considered getting the appropriate credentials?

Yes. I can officiate weddings...have only done one so far. As for credentials, I actually went to seminary....what a waste overall....but it lead to the path of atheism/non-theism whatever you wanna call it.

Supernaut

18th January 2012, 03:51 AM

am I going to hell?

:no: Hell won't have you.

Mr. Mellow

18th January 2012, 06:03 AM

I can't seem to lay off the sweets. Would praying get the ice cream out of my freezer?

Supernaut

18th January 2012, 06:08 AM

I can't seem to lay off the sweets. Would praying get the ice cream out of my freezer?

You need to pray in tongues and immerse yourself in holy water while wearing magical white underwear....only then will the ice cream disappear!

nostrum

18th January 2012, 06:09 AM

Is a low GL diet the way to go for enlightenment?

Oh and, who will have oblivion?

Supernaut

18th January 2012, 06:30 AM

Is a low GL diet the way to go for enlightenment?

Oh and, who will have oblivion?

My child, enlightenment is at hand! No need for dieting! Just send me money and Gawd will show you the way!

Oblivion is.

Adenosine

18th January 2012, 09:39 AM

I can't seem to lay off the sweets. Would praying get the ice cream out of my freezer?

Ask her. I'm sure she'll oblige.

Supernaut

18th January 2012, 08:15 PM

I can't seem to lay off the sweets. Would praying get the ice cream out of my freezer?

Ask her. I'm sure she'll oblige.

LMAO! Took me a minute......

Mr. Mellow

19th January 2012, 02:03 AM

LOL! Me, too.

divagreen

19th January 2012, 02:07 AM

so do you have hot crazy monkey sex or is that just a rumour?

Supernaut

19th January 2012, 02:09 AM

who?

Mr. Mellow

19th January 2012, 02:12 AM

If she meant you, I had no part in the rumour. If it was me, I'd say monkeys deserve better.

divagreen

19th January 2012, 02:19 AM

who?

*directs the chaplain to the OP*

Supernaut

19th January 2012, 02:20 AM

so do you have hot crazy monkey sex or is that just a rumour?

who?

*directs the chaplain to the OP*

It is a vicious rumor! I haven't had sex in about three months! And prior to that it was with the same retard for five years:sadyes:

divagreen

19th January 2012, 02:32 AM

so do you have hot crazy monkey sex or is that just a rumour?

who?

*directs the chaplain to the OP*

It is a vicious rumor! I haven't had sex in about three months! And prior to that it was with the same retard for five years:sadyes:

Super, :hug:

Supernaut

19th January 2012, 02:42 AM

But....there will be a time when I am back in the saddle!!!!:911:

divagreen

19th January 2012, 02:45 AM

When are you going to play Mafia with us again?

Gawdzilla

19th January 2012, 02:46 AM

A sky-pilot tried to convince me God was watching over me by going into the boonies with us. He came back in a bag. So much for God.

Supernaut

19th January 2012, 02:58 AM

When are you going to play Mafia with us again?

I will try to give the next MR game a shot.

Supernaut

19th January 2012, 02:59 AM

A sky-pilot tried to convince me God was watching over me by going into the boonies with us. He came back in a bag. So much for God.

Cheney is that you? :ohmy:

nostrum

19th January 2012, 03:50 AM

Is that Cheney?

nostrum

19th January 2012, 03:50 AM

...aren't you supposed to have the answers...? :unsure:

Supernaut

19th January 2012, 03:52 AM

...aren't you supposed to have the answers...? :unsure:

Only when the sweet Lord Baby Jesus is talking to me!!

Gawdzilla

19th January 2012, 11:43 AM

A sky-pilot tried to convince me God was watching over me by going into the boonies with us. He came back in a bag. So much for God.

Cheney is that you? :ohmy:
Cheney the Dick, or somebody else? Either way, no.

Supernaut

20th January 2012, 04:54 AM

A sky-pilot tried to convince me God was watching over me by going into the boonies with us. He came back in a bag. So much for God.

Cheney is that you? :ohmy:
Cheney the Dick, or somebody else? Either way, no.

:D

nostrum

20th January 2012, 05:16 AM

Is tardigrade who I think s/he is?

Supernaut

20th January 2012, 05:39 AM

Um...sure! Most likely!

Prince Humperdinck

27th March 2017, 03:06 PM

I can't seem to lay off the sweets. Would praying get the ice cream out of my freezer?

Maybe, if you ask her nicely.

eta: Dammit Aden!!!!!

Prince Humperdinck

27th March 2017, 03:24 PM

Ask away! If you don't like the answers you get....well you know what you can do!

How much for a BJ?

Majiffy

27th March 2017, 06:27 PM

bout tree fiddy

nostrum

27th March 2017, 07:13 PM

Why do Texans necro threads so often?

Majiffy

27th March 2017, 07:20 PM

Don't ask me, Texas is like a whole different world

nostrum

27th March 2017, 07:26 PM

What is it with Texas? And, who is the chaplain now?

Brother Daniel

27th March 2017, 08:58 PM

And, who is the chaplain now?
I nominate OP8

Prince Humperdinck

27th March 2017, 09:12 PM

Why do Texans necro threads so often?

How long does one have to live in Texas before one is considered a Texan?

nostrum

27th March 2017, 09:25 PM

a week or so